"Do I have to watch American Idol?"

Max POV

"Mom! Ella's trying to make us watch American Idol again! SAVE US!" I shouted from the living room.

Ella was forever trying to make us watch American Idol because the flock was convinced that it was a load of trash even if none of us had watched it. We had heard about it at the school we were forced to go to by Anne but still refused to watch it. We the freaking flock for God's sake, the world would end before any of us apart from Nudge, watched reality T.V.

"Ella, stop trying to make the Flock watch 'American Idol', or no cookies for a month!" Dr M replied.

"But Mo-" Ella stopped halfway through, and it was like a light bulb had gone off above her head…

"Max, I triple cookie dare you to watch American Idol with me for the whole of tonight." She smiled evilly,

"No freaking way, I'm Maximum Ride for crying out loud! How am I meant to save the world whilst watching that crap," I replied.

"You must watch American Idol tonight Max" the voice told me,

"Oh you can just shut up too…" I told the voice,

"See, Max even the voice thinks you should be watching American Idol, and that's saying something" I scowled at Ella, she just smirked and replied, "Is the little birdie feeling like a chicken?"

"Me, a chicken, I could kick your ass in three seconds flat…" I replied, then Ella started making chicken noises, and doing the chicken dance,

Oh no she didn't, then I LUNGED at her…

Iggy started cheering for Ella, but I had in her pinned down in three seconds flat,

Then Fang jumped up and said,

"Ha, my girl can kick more ass than yours,"

"Well at least my girlfriend isn't a mutant freak" Iggy replied,

"At least I can see how hot mine is, unlike some BLIND mutant freaks", Fang said whilst smirking,

"Hey" I butted in,

"Sorry, how beautiful she is!"

"Thank you Fangie" I giggled, "Now Ella"…

"Fangie" Iggy snorted

"Iggy-kins, come save me!" Ella begged,

"Anything for you Ellie-darling" he replied, doing a super man pose,

`Don't. You. Dare!" I snarled, Iggy gulped,

"Sorry Ellie-baby, can't mess with Maxie this time of the month",

"But Iggy-kins", Ella whined,

"Sorry, when Max is PMSing, the world is in danger, and I unfortunately all I can do is make it worse",

"Fangie kick his butt for me" I said giving him the bambi eyes, "I'm kinda busy over here"

"Anything for you Maxie…" Fang replied before lunging at Iggy and pinning him down,

"Fang I never knew you found me so attractive, I didn't know you swung that way", Iggy told Fang,

During this Gazzy and Angel had walked in after hearing all the noise. Then Fang punched Iggy in the nose, but Iggy used this opportunity to push Fang off him and stand up, then Fang pushed him self up of the floor and then they charged at each other, screaming like 2 year old girls,

"MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOTTER THAN YOURS!" Fang shrieked.

"NO SHE'S NOT! MY GIRLFRIEND'S HOTTER THAN YOURS!" Iggy screamed back.

"DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAVE BATTLE SCARS ALL OVER HER BODY, AND A C CUP CHEST?"

"How do you know that?" Iggy asked, forgetting the fight, for a moment,

"Oh the wonders of an older woman!" Fang said dreamily,

Then I jumped off Ella, and shouted, "SHUT UP, YOU SEXIST PIGS, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS! I'LL WATCH AMERICAN IDOL IF YOU BOTH JUST SHUT UP! THERE'S KIDS IN THE ROOM!"

Fang and Iggy looked around and shrugged their shoulders. Iggy pointed at Fang,

"I'm fine with it, just as long as I hear the full story later…"

I was fuming at this point with my mouth wide open. Ella sneaked up behind me and was about to kick me when I turned around and grabbed her leg so she couldn't. I punched her in the nose and turned to walk out.

"Max, I think my nose is broken," Ella said, blood pouring everywhere.

I turned back around. "Well you started it. Don't mess with Maximum Ride…"

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