The beautiful girl was so beautiful and elegant that everybody loved her. She was very modest about her beauty and kindness and absolute skills in battle that everyone loved her unconditionally, even when she kicked that dachshund-tank thing! She was just that amazing.

So anyway, she and her absolutely beloved beloved who was so handsome and kind were discussing whether they should have a baby.

"I think it's a good idea," he said with a suave and sexy voice. "You're so beautiful and perfect that having a child will not ruin your beautiful physique, my one and only precious whom I love more than some dumb treasure and crew of women that are not you."

"That's a wonderful idea, and a good way to express our love!" she said wordily, using pretty words in a sophisticated manner. "But we should get married first!"

"But...how do you have a baby?"
She was shocked. The act of baby-making was very mysterious in their world.

"I know!" she said as she got another brilliant idea from her even more brilliant mind. "Let's ask that old lady"

"Good idea! Even though she is nowhere near your beauty, and could never match your enormous intelligence! And later, we can go shopping, and I'll give you a massage and listen to you talk about your day!"

So then they visited that wise old lady who took care of her and her sisters.

You see, she had a real tragic past, but she didn't want to talk about it now because it was so tragic and add depth to her deem and romantic character.

"Okay, I will explain the mating process," the lady said. "First, Hancock, you both get close."

She and her beloved nodded.

"And you...Well, you see where I am going with this, don't you?"

"No," the two said romantically in their flirtatious confusion."

"Haha. Seriously?"

"Um..."

"Joke's over, guys."

"..."

"Oh my. You guys really don't know how-"

"I will figure it out!" she said with a brave voice, grabbing her beloved by his muscular arm and running out of the lady's house which was not as nice as her glorious mansion thing and stuff. "Do not question my all-knowing intelligence!"

"Yeah!" he added in an erudite manner.

So the two beautiful and totally in love people who were not out to save the guy's brother or find treasure or look for two ugly and non-beautifullike her women went to her room and got ready.

"What now?" he asked her.

"Now we do it!" she said. "I believe I feed you until you are full."

"Great idea, my love! And then what?"

"Then, like all females, I lay my eggs, you fertilize them, and we swim upstream."

"Good idea, my most wonderful and wise love!"

She tried to lay an egg, but couldn't.

"This is complicated!"

"I have an idea!" he said intelligently, because he was very intelligent. "First you make me a nice meal, then we brush our teeth, go to school, and focus on our careers and believe in the power of friendship!"

"You are so wise!" she called out elegantly.

"Let's go on a romantic boat ride somewhere, just you and me!"

"But I cannot abandon my land and my sisters."

"They can come too. But it will be our romantic time. Maybe we'll get married afterwards."

"Hooray! I'll start packing."