Description: Sometimes, random phone calls can just bring the beast out of you. Roxas knows what this means. STRONG LANGUAGE AT THE LAST MINUTE, SO KIDDIES BEST BE WARNED.

a/n: This is just a random thing I did for the lawls. It's supposed to be somewhat of a parody of an old Bud's Light commercial (I'm sure most of you've seen it! It's hilarious! :D) that I saw. It's a reeeaal 'WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN…' moment. Enjoy, mon amis! EDIT: I had to make some changes to the way they say 'Wazzaap?" because, for some reason, this site's being lame. :/

The PHONE CALL

[Dun dun duuuuuuun. You know it's dramatic if I put it in CAPS AND BOLD]

On one particular Friday night, Axel decides to have a little chat with his favorite little blond. But it escalates into something...weird. Yeah.

[phone rings]

Roxas: "Hello?"

Axel: "Wazzaaap?"

Roxas: "...the hell? Who is this?"

Axel: [lazily] "Ay, man. What's up witchu?"

Roxas: "What? Is this Axel?"

Axel: "True, true."

Roxas: "Huh?"

Axel: "Yo, yo, hang on. Demyx! Yo, Demyx, pick up the phone!"

Roxas: "Why are you talking like that? Ax—"

Demyx: "Hello?"

Roxas: "Hello?"

Demyx: "Oh, WAZZZAAAAAP!"

Roxas: "Ow! Damn it, Demyx! That hurt my ear!"

Demyx: "Ah, sorry, Roxas."

Sora: "Hey, is this Tifa's Pizza Palace? Yeah, I'd like a large order of cheese pizza with—"

Roxas: "Wait, what? Sora, no. No, I'm—I'm using the line right now. Didn't you hear me pick up the phone in the other room?"

Sora: "Roxas! OMG, you work at Tifa's Pizza Palace? NO WAI! Why didn't you tell me?"

Roxas: "No, I…I don't even…what?"

Axel: "Sora, is that you?"

Sora: "Axel?"

Axel: "WAAZAAAAAAAAAP?"

Roxas: "Okay, Axel, stop. You're being annoying—"

Sora: "WAAAAAZZZZAAAAAAP?"

Roxas: "…Sora? Not you, too?"

Demyx: "Sora? WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAP?"

Sora: "WAAAZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?"

Axel: "WAZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?"

Roxas: "What the hell is this?"

Sora: "Yo, yo, Imma call Riku, hold up."

Roxas: "'Imma?' Don't you mean 'I am?' And why are you calling Riku? I still don't know what this phone call is supposed to be-"

Sora: "It's ringing."

Roxas: "Yeah, go ahead and ignore me. That's great."

Riku: [sighs, in a bored tone] "Hello?"

Sora: "WAAAAZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?"

Axel: "WAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?"

Demyx: "WUHZAAAAAAAAAP?"

Roxas: "Um. Hi."

Riku: "Roxas? Was that you?"

Roxas: "No, no, no! That was Axel, Sora and Demyx. I don't even know what's going on—"

Sora: "WAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAP?"

Roxas: "WOW."

Riku: "…WAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAA-"

Axel: "WAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAA-"

Demyx: "WAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA-"

Roxas: "ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW."

Demyx: "AAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZAAAAAAA-"

Axel: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH—"

Sora: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

Riku: "AAAAAAALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAP!"

[brief silence]

Roxas: "…okay, if we're all done acting like idiots, now-"

Sora: "WUH WUH WUH WUUUZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAP?"

Roxas: "FUCK. YOU. GUYS. *grumbles* I'm wasting my damn time with this bullshit. Stupid fucking assholes don't have a fucking life…" [voice fades, dial tone]

Demyx: …

Riku: …

Sora: …

Axel: "…well, damn. That wasn't rude or anything."

Demyx: "I know, what the hell?"

Riku: "Well, I thought we were all having a pretty friendly conversation."

Sora: "Yeah, me too. He didn't have to be a bitch about it. Gosh."

Axel: "I know, right? But hey, Sora, could you tell him to get back on the phone? I was actually calling him because I was feeling pretty horny."

HAS YOUR BRAINS DISSOLVED INTO MUSH NAO? :D

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