Yes, it was a seemingly normal day for the psychotic warped genius known as Light Yagami.

He sat on a chair, listening to his iPod, the headphones blasting a series of Disney Songs (mainly Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers) into his ears. He tapped his foot in rhythm.

L, with his emo ninja moves, had suddenly appeared behind the shoulders of the teen. Startled, Light epically fell off his chair in slow motion.

Because only a REAL genius can afford slow motion takes.

Anyways, Light stood up dusting himself, prepared to give the panda detective another one of his torturous speeches.

"Ryuzaki! How dare you! Now my perfectly awesome and flawless hair is rui- Wait…why are you naked?"

L simply bit his thumb.

"Yes Light-kun, I am naked. It does seem like that doesn't it?"

"And….oh god, is that Misa's pan-"

"Yes Light-kun, I am wearing one of Misa's lingerie."

Light could only manage to stand there idiotically.

"Why are you wearing Misa's pan-"

SMACK!

"OWWW! RYUZAKI! WHAT THE HELL!" Light screamed, covering his red pimp-slapped cheek.

"Why do you seem so surprised Light-kun?"

"YOU JUST SMACKED ME WITH A RUBBER CHICKEN!"

"Do you have any proof of that Light-kun?" L asked innocently.

"I just saw you hit me with a rubber chicken!"

"YOU LIE!" the detective shouted, pointing accusingly at the very confused teen.

"Excuse me Ryuzaki?"

"YOU LIE! YOU LIEEEEEEEE!" L screamed barbarically. He ran through the wall, leaving an empty cut out of a naked Ryuzaki.

Soichiro Yagami was the first to spot the naked panty wearing detective. "Ryuzaki! What are you doing!" he asked frantically.

He needs a new prescription for those glasses.

Matsuda poked his head behind the old man. "Chief, it seems that Ryuzaki is running around wearing one of Misa-Misa's panties!" he said happily. The other officers turned to stare at him. Aizawa was the first to speak. "Matsuda? How come you know that's Misa's?"

Matsuda blinked, and his face lit up. "Because silly! I'm a Misa-Misa fan!" He ripped open his jacket, and the officers stared in horror.

"Matsuda…is that….her.."

"Yes Mogi! It is an exclusive Misa-Misa pink silk lace bra!" he replied with a giant idiotic grin on his face.

Don't worry, that wasn't the first time Matsuda got tasered.

Anyways, the naked detective ran up to the horrified officers, slapping them on the face multiple times, and then ran off again, only to find himself bumping into Misa.

"Hello Ryuzaki! Nice day isn't it, and I'm just Misa who is most certainly not Second Kira who kills people with a magical killer notebook!" she greeted him. "Wait, is that Misa-Misa's panties!"

L's only reply was to bitch-slap her right in the face with a hot toasty pancake. Poor Roger must be having nightmares now (Sorry if you don't get this, it's an inside joke).

"Ryuzaki just hit Misa!"

"But Amane-san, I think you should try putting pancakes on your face."

Misa beamed. "Really?" and smacked the pancake right on her face along with her whore makeup, thus completing her pancake whore make-up look.

L suddenly screamed at the repulsiveness of Misa's new look and jumped out the window 54 stories high.

Then a magical pink flying unicorn caught the naked detective on it's back and flew all the way back up to the headquarters.

Watari was wearing a leather one piece swimsuit while performing a belly dance on a stage that seemed to appear out of nowhere.

Soichiro and the rest of the officers (excluding the poor barbequed Matsuda) were playing jump rope while singing "Walking On Sunshine".

Light was spanking a crying Matsuda for his incompetence and idiocy.

Suddenly the Death Note exploded along with the Headquarter Tower and everyone fell into a pool of strawberry jam where Beyond Birthday was in the middle of performing a ritual for his jam cult.

"Hey!" the psychotic jam loving serial killer yelled out, "If you want to join a cult, you must be in uniform!" The jam lover ripped off his robe, revealing a partially jam covered birthday suit (Yes, you can see where this joke came from). Then an orange fell on Matsuda's head, killing him instantly due to his soft and useless skull.

Light picked up the orange and threw it at Misa. The orange simply bounced of her no doubt hollow head and fell to the ground, exploding.

Then a rainbow appeared and it rained skittles. So the rest of the team rode on the magical rainbow back to Headquarters which somehow magically rebuilt itself.

"Light-kun? Light-kun?"

Light Yagami snapped his eyes open, his forehead covered in sweat. The Disney songs were still blasting through his ears from his iPod.

"R-Ryuzaki?"

"Quite a dream you had there Light-kun."

A dream…..it was all a dream.

"Yeah, it was a pretty odd dream."

"Oh and Light-kun, I have to ask you something."

"What is it?"

"Why was this on your bed?" Ryuzaki asked, holding up a pink silk lace bra.

Light just simply fainted.

Yes VERY random.

I was bored ok?

So far this is my second story! -cue the applause-

Oh and the pancake joke with Roger, well you have to read "Bitch Stepped On My Floor Cake" by xXKanpekiXx the series is seriously funny.

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