AN: For this one I decided to combine many pairing requests. Killing four birds with one stone (I'm just that amazing)

Pairing Requests

Matt and Misa: Cabrini6000

Matt and Mello: Deadly Nightshade1395 (with a second request for this pairing by HauuHauuHanyuu)

Misa and Soichiro: x-Munch-x

Misa and Roger: Mrs. Goggles

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~Matt and Misa/Mello, and Misa and Soichiro/Roger (you'll see)~

Matt walked lazily into the Build-A-Bear store, not in a rush at all. He was already fifteen minutes late – what was another thirty seconds? If 'xxxBlondxHottiexxx' (promising name, by the way) wasn't patient and had left, well then she wasn't the girl – or guy, though the name suggested a girl or a flaming rainbow of a gay guy – for him anyway. Besides, it didn't matter if this one didn't work out. LoveNote dot com promised to keep matching him up with different dates until he found his 'soul mate'. He scoffed inwardly. If the website was telling the truth about finding his soul mate, it would know that he already knew exactly who that was:

Mello.

But the blond himself didn't seem to realize he was destined to be with Matt, even after Matt had dropped hundreds of hints. It was ridiculous, really. The guy was supposed to be a fucking genius, and yet he hadn't been able to put that brilliant mind to use and realize what was fucking meant to be? The guy practically radiated sex, yet he knew nothing about love. Again, ridiculous.

But Matt had grown exhausted of Mello's ignorance (to his feelings, that is; Mello was more brilliant in every other way than any person on this planet, if you asked Matt). So he had finally given in to the pop-up add for LoveNote dot com that kept on flashing in the middle of the screen when he was trying to play his online games.

After filling in the section about him, his preferences for looks and personality, and his ideal date (which was nothing close to Build-A-Bear, so he had no idea how they'd come up with that), he had been matched with xxxBlondxHottiexxx. He didn't have any objections to going on this date. He'd rather have been going with another blond hottie, of course, but just by her username the girl sounded like a slut, so maybe he'd get something in return for this date.

He walked up to the only blond head he saw in the whole establishment. She was facing away from him, wearing a gothic Lolita-style dress that didn't cover much at all and black fishnet tights – yep, definitely a slut, and from what he could see, a hot slut. "I'm SmokinGamerBoy333," Matt introduced himself. His username had a double meaning. Figure it out yourself.

The blond turned around and he got a look at her face. Now normally, he would have been sure the blond was a girl, a very pretty girl, in fact. But her eyes and face belonged to Mello. "Oh, hello!" the girl/Mello said in a high voice, and Matt could practically heart the heart at the end of the sentence. "I'm xxxBlondxHottiexxx! Nice to meet you!"

He didn't believe the act. This had to be Mello – it had to be. Maybe… he was role-playing! He knew how much Matt liked those sort of games, and that he was a closet fan of Misa Amane, and had decided to go about their first date like this… without telling Matt he felt the same way first.

Well, as far as confessions of love go, Matt would admit this was a really sexy way to do it.

Well, he might as well play along. It would most definitely make things more… interesting. "I'm Matt," he 'introduced' himself, resisting the urge to continue with 'but you already knew that, didn't you?'

"I'm Misa Amane~" 'Misa' smiled brightly and giggled. "And it is soooo nice to meet you!~"

"Well, nice to meet you, too, 'Misa'." He winked. Mello put on a puzzled face at the gesture, and Matt was worried he had broken the silent rules of their little game somehow, but he then seemed to let it go.

"Misa-Misa wants to make a bear now, okay~?" Mello said cheerfully, smiling his Misa-smile. Matt just nodded and followed Mello-Misa to the station where they picked their bears. He had gotten the voice just perfect, and if Matt could say one thing about Mello, if was that he never did anything half-assed – everything he did he threw himself into with passion, when he was beating up Near, baking a chocolate cake (though unfortunately not cleaning up after the batter exploded), or doing something illegal for the mafia.

"Y'know," 'Misa' was saying, "you look a lot like Misa's old boyfriend, Light. But Light is dating Ryuuzaki now." He had certainly done his research. Mello-as-Misa frowned and tears gathered in his eyes. "Light doesn't love Misa-Misa anymore." He looked to Matt, smiling cheerfully again. This was starting to get annoying. "You can be Lighty-kun's replacement, all right?"

"Okay, Mello," Matt said, then his hand flew over his mouth. He hadn't meant to say it, it had just slipped out. Would Mello stop playing their little game now?

Luckily, Mello seemed to be very immersed in his role, and let it slide. "Ooooh, pet names!" He jumped up and down (the fake boobs actually seemed pretty realistic – he had clearly put a lot of effort into this) clapping. "Okay, I'll be Mello, and you'll be… Mattie-cakes!"

"Umm… okay?" Matt answered, raising an eyebrow as Mello picked a pink bear. He, himself, selected a yellow bear that was chubby and happy-looking and bore a striking resemblance to Winnie the Pooh.

They moved on to the stuffing station where, after the machine stuffed your bear, you got to place a heart inside of it and make a wish on the heart before sealing it up. Mello and Matt said their wishes out loud.

"I wish Mello will love me forever," Matt said, looking over the blond.

Said blond clapped and giggled. "And I wish Mattie-cakes will love me forever!"

And they sealed up their respective bears. After they had picked out the clothes for their bears and Matt paid, they were sent on their merry with the little house-shaped boxes holding their newly-made stuffed animals. They wandered over to the giant fountain that sat in the middle of the shopping square and sat on the edge like some other couples and families were doing. Together they watched hurried pedestrians rush by, arms loaded down by overflowing bags. Ah, the holiday season.

Matt sighed in contentment and Mello-as-Misa laid his head on his shoulder. He stroked Mello's soft blond hair affectionately.

"Mello…" Matt spoke up after a while.

"Yes, Mattie-cakes?" Mello looked up at Matt with big blue eyes.

Matt leaned down, closing his eyes and Mello did the same… and then…

"MATT!" The enraged yell caused Matt to jump a bit and loose his balance, and he would have toppled into the fountain if a gloved hand had not caught him. He looked up at the angry face. No, it couldn't be…

"Mello?" Matt gasped.

"What?" both blonds answered, then glared at each other.

"Uhh…" Matt couldn't think of anything to say.

"No, I'm Mello!" they said at the same time.

"Umm…"

"Matt belongs to me, bitch!" they chorused

"Uh, I…"

"No he doesn't! You stay away from my man," they continued in unison. Quite amazing, really.

"What are you doing kissing that slut, Matt?" the real Mello demanded. "How could you not know your lips belonged to me?"

"Who are you calling a slut – I'm not the one wearing leather!"

"Whore!"

"Fag!"

"Fu –"

"WAIT!" Matt cried, and they both shut up and stared at him. He looked at the person he now realized actually was Misa-Misa, not Mello in disguise. Then he looked at the true object of his affections. Then back at Misa. "So… you're really Misa-Misa?"

"Of course," the blond girl answered, crossing her arms. "Who else would I be?"

"Which means you weren't… really Mello in disguise this whole time?" Matt asked, and Misa shook her head, staring at him blankly. He then turned to Mello. "Mello, I only was about to kiss her because I thought she was you doing some role-playing thing."

"That had better be the only reason," Mello growled. "Because your ass belongs to me, and don't forget it, or I'll have to… punish you." He smirked devilishly, in a way that totally worked to turn Matt on.

He didn't bother to point out that because Misa was a girl, she couldn't take his ass even if she wanted to. "Punish me, huh? Somehow I don't think I'd mind that much…" Matt wiggled his eyebrow suggestively. "So, does this mean you love me back?"

Mello hit him up the side of the head. "Don't make this all cheesy," he said, but he was smiling. And they walked off, hand-in-hand, leaving Misa alone with two stuffed animals.

She looked around for the next available date. What? She couldn't spend the night alone. That was for non-sluts. Couldn't risk her reputation by going to bed alone tonight, now could she?

Ah-ha! She spotted two older, desperate-looking men eying girls as they walked by them. Perfect.

She skipped over to them, smiling cheerfully. "Hello, I'm Misa-Misa. I – " she stopped getting a closer look at one of the men. "Yagami-san!" she gasped. "You're Light's dad!"

"Misa?" he asked. "Why are you here?" The man next to him coughed lightly. "Hmm? Oh, this is my friend, Roger."

"Nice to meet you, Misa," Roger said.

Misa smiled. "Well, my plans for tonight were just canceled," she said, "and I was wondering if you two were free for the night…" She gave them a scandalous look, and both their faces turned beet-red.

Two very old men were about to get very lucky tonight.

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AN: Review with a pairing please :3. Oh, and I should be posting a one-shot on either this coming Saturday or Sunday. Reviews will make me write it faster XD