The people moved away as the two continued their usual antics.

Shizuo threw everything that reached his grasp at the thin young man and growled several swears when none of them even brushed against him.

Izaya, graceful like a cat, dodged every single item with ease, throwing a few snarky comments at the blond and watched with amused eyes as said blond uprooted a tree from the ground. "Tsk tsk, Shizu-chan." The informer said in a chiding tone. "Think of the environment!"

Shizuo clicked his tongue before swinging the tree like a baseball bat in hopes of hitting his target., "T'hell with you, flea! As if you actually cared about the environment!" He threw the tree, again missing his target and he let out an aggravated sigh.

The informer broker smiled and laughed mirthfully. "Shizu-chan's aim is getting bad!~" he said between breaths. "Back in high school, you used to hit me with so much accuracy! You're getting old!" He stuck his tongue out and slightly pulled down the skin below his left eye in a taunting manner.

"FUCK YOU!" Shizuo replied, grabbing a street lamp and crushing it slightly in his grasp.

"It's either that or I'm getting better~! I don't think you'll be able to hit me-"

A fist collided with the informer's head.

"Ow, ow, ow!" He cried out in pain, rubbing the top of his head gingerly where it had been hit. He turned around to face his assailant and a frown enveloped his features. "Namie-chan, what are you doing here?"

Izaya's assistant frowned and pulled out a list from her pocket then roughly shoved it into his face. "You moron." she said with a vexed voice. "You forgot the damned groceries again."

Shizuo stared.

He's been trying for hours to kill the pest and not once did he land a hit but this girl just waltzes in and hits him with ease.

He respects that.

Izaya pulled the list out of her thin fingers and his eyes darted back and forth as he read the list. "Ah, yes. I did forget but," he shoved the piece of paper into his pants pocket and smiled at both his enemy and his assistant. "I'm too busy playing with Shiizu-chan!" he explained.

Shizuo clenched his teeth. "You sonnova-" He was interrupted by a yelp courtesy of Izaya.

Namie had two fingers pinching down on the man's earlobe and began pulling him towards the blond. Shizuo raised an eyebrow as she bowed slightly before him. "Excuse this pitiful man for today. He has chores that have yet to be completed."

"Uhh...? O...kay?" He asked.

She nodded and said a quick thank you before pulling a full grown man down the streets like a punished child. The informer's complains could be heard You're embarrassed me in front of Shizu-chan! I'm deducting your pay- OW!"

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Hopefully, the next one I write will be Shizuo/Vorona :D