Author- Scratches

Date- February 17, 2002

Disclaimer- I own not a thing except the plot and my self!

A/N- this is the beginning of the "Out Take" Series of Twilight To Starlight. *laughs loudly* I hope you get a few good laughs out of it!

Out takes chapter 1:

Scratches- *very loudly* Chapter one.. TAKE one!

I fell face forward into the jello………..

Scratches: WHATS THIS? Jello? When was the snow replaced it jello!? *gets red in the face and throws down script*

Lucius- *laughing* Lime jello….. yummm…

Scratches- *narrows eyes* This shall not suffice….. TAKE TWO!

I fell face forward into the snow, The coldness hit my barebody with a loud hiss… AHHHHHHHHH!!! NAGINI! WHY ARE YOU HERE!?

Scratches- *very infuriated* Lucius! Barebody? *looks onto the hyper space stage* o.0? He's naked? *looks at Remus who is putting on tights* *face vaults* *looks at Narcissa* he is naked right?!

Narcissa- *trying not to laugh* yes, he naked… *laughs* and there is a giant snake out there too!

Scratches- *flips through script* But Nagini isn't even in this part of the story! *runs on stage kicks Lucius' naked self into snow, picks up Nagini and throws her out the window..* *stares at crew* Lets do this AGAIN!

I fell face forward into the snow, the coldness contacted with my bare neck and face with a faint hiss. Then once again I drew out the scissors.

Now I lay on my back the scissors right above my chest, right about to pierce my skin.

Draco- *laughing his arse off* Scratches….. *laughs more*

Scratches- *glares then laughs her arse off with Draco* Scizzors!!!!!!!!! Rha hahaha!

Harry Sirius and Ron- Scizzors? *face faults*

Star Scratches Hermione- YES! Scizzors!

Scratches- *still laughing* Take 3!

I fell face forward into the snow, the coldness contacted with my bare neck and face with a faint hiss. Then once again I drew out the knife.

Now I lay on my back the dagger right above my chest, right about to pierce my skin. I closed my eyes and yelled something I've been wanting to say for some time now, "Kiss my white Bum bumm! Voldemort!"

Scratches- *laughing* CUT! *still laughing* Star do you have the idea that I do.

Star- *giggling Maniacally* Yes I do!

Scratches and Star- *music sounds* My bum is on cheese my bum is on the cheese! If I'm lucky, I'll catch a disease! My bum is on the sweeedish! Sweeeeeeeeeeedish! My bum is on the gum.. By bum is on the gum… I'll blow a bubble with my bum!

Crew- ^-^;;;;

Cast- *laughing arses off* -_-''

~~~3 minutes later~~~~

Scratches Star- I wanna here the Loon! Not the cannon! The Loon!

*every one laughs*

Scratches- *sobers up* TAKE FOUR!

I fell face forward into the snow, the coldness contacted with my bare neck and face with a faint hiss. Then once again I drew out the knife.

Now I lay on my back the dagger right above my chest, right about to pierce my skin. I closed my eyes and yelled something I've been wanting to say for some time now, "Kiss my white ass Voldemort!" I shoved the dagger into my heart as fast as I dared.

Scratches- *claps* It's a Wrap! Good Job LUCI!…….. *goes on stage* Lucius? *pokes his forehead* Luci!!! *kicks him in the side* Wakie wakie eggs and bakie! *is alarmed* (to crew and cast) I think he's dead!

Lucius- BOOO!

Scartches- AHHHH! *slap!*

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Hmmm so that's what went on behind the scenes of chapter one of T2S. hope you got a kick out of it! ^.^;;

Peace

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