Hey Guys. This is my second story on the Vampire Academy. My first one which is currently in progress is on the sad glum side. So I wanted to make one thats on the happy funny side. Enjoy.

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Chapter 1-Stan and Alberta?

Rose's PoV

Today was a pretty interesting day. Who knew the guardians could be so interesting. I thought they were all boring and a pain in my ass. But nope.

As I was sitting in Guardian Alto's class I as thinking. Yes Rose Hathaway thinking, shut up. It's something I picked up on.

"," Stan called.

I yawned,"Yes Stanny?"

"It's Guardian Alto to you."

"Is it? Or is it kissy kissy Alto?" His face got all red. He knew what I was talking about.

**Flashback**

I remember it just like it was yesterday. When I was walking towards my favourite tree. I remember hearing some moaning around a corner. And moaning can only mean one thing. I hid behind the wall and poked my head around the corner. I had to cover my mouth from bursting out laughing. Stanny boy and Alberta. So he can get a girl eh? I was watching them make out. If anyone knew about this they would be so screwed! If Stan was gonna pick on my ass, then I know what I'm going to use against him. I took out my phone and started taking pictures. After the first few pictures they turned and saw me. Eyes full of shock. Turns out my flash was on. Oh shit.

"Hello, Stan, Alberta. You guys have an affair?" And I burst out laughing.

"Rose.." I could hear the irritation in their voices.

"Yes, Stalerta?"

"Okay thats it," and Stan lunged for me, I dodged it.

"Too slow for me Stanny." Then I ran.

I yelled back,"I have the proof Stalerta, piss me off and this secret is out."

**End flashback**

I started to burst out laughing and everyone looked at me as if I was hysterical. Tears started to come to my eyes, then I was done. I rest my chin on my palm and my elbow on the desk.

"So Stanny, you remember this?" I shook my phone in front of his face.

His eyes widened.

"You wouldn't," he warned.

I shot him a death glare,"Watch me."

The bell rang, but everyone just sat there. I got up out of my chair and started to walk out. Then I turned around and whispered to Stan,"You work for me now, piss me off and these pictures are coming out. I'll warn Alberta later. Catch you later Stanny."

I turned and walked out the door. Damn I am one good blackmailer I laughed to myself. Evil at the same time. But that's why people love me. I stopped by Alberta's class room. And I literally gawked at her. She was a TWO TIMER! What was that guardians name? OH! Right he was Guardian Lyle. Nate Lyle. Well I took some more pictures. Then like last time, Alberta looked at me. Same with Nate.

"So Alberta, I see you are a two timer too?" I looked shocked.

No comment from either of them.

"Well I see I have three guardians under my control now."

"Excuse me?" Nate asked.

"I got photos, if you guys don't want these pictures all over the school, then you're going to do my bidding. Oh yah, Alberta, Stan is already aware of this," I winked.

Then I continued to walk away. This day just gets better and better. I wonder which guardian or student is next.

Sorry short chapter. This is some of the things that you will see in the story. It will get funnier though, I promise. This is just the beginning. Read and review please. and checkout my story called, "When Life Goes Wrong" when you can. Thanks guys. Review!

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-Leann :3