Author's Note: this idea had been eating on me for sometime. I've been itching to write it, and I only found the balls to write it recently. It is basically a mass crossover, featuring characters from multiple animus and such in this one fanfic. Basically the premise is the same as the Bleach canon, just with some characters from other series replacing some of the characters. Some characters won't be replaced for the following reasons: fans and necessity. I know this sounds like a stupid idea, and not that many people are going to like it, but I just really wanted to write this story, and I'm aware it is pretty stupid concept. It picks up where Ichigo and the gang are going to rescue Rukia. Here are the following captains that are changed:

7th Division Captain: Eddy (from Ed, Edd, n Eddy)

-Lieutenant: Edd

-3rd Seat- Ed

-4th Seat- Kevin

-5th Seat- Rolf

-6th Seat- Nazz

-7th Seat- Sarah

-8th Seat- Jimmy

-9th Seat- Johnny

8th Division Captain: Yoh Asakura (from Shaman King)

-Lieutenant: Anna Kyoyama

-3rd Seat- Manta Oyamada

-4th Seat- Tao Ren

-5th Seat- Ryu

4th Division Captain: Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

-Lieutenant: Kairi

-3rd Seat- Riku

2nd Division Captain: Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran Host Club)

-Lieutenant: Tamaki Suoh

-3rd Seat- Kyoya Ootori

-4th Seat- Kaoru and Hikaru Hitachiin

-5th Seat- Mori

-6th Seat- Honey

12th Division Captain: Jaden Yuki (Yugioh GX)

-Lieutenant: Alexis Rhodes

-3rd Seat: Chazz Princeton

-4th Seat: Syrus Truesdale, Tyranno Hassleberry

-5th Seat: Bastion Misawa

Starts with all the captains coming together for their meeting.

Some of these character I have almost no idea on. For example, I have a firm resolve to not watch Ouran Host club, and hence, I have little build on what their personalities are like. Because of that, not all them will actually play significant roles. I actually diligently studied some of the character's personalities before writing this, so I'm going to do the personalities the best I can. The same goes for Kingdom Hearts and Shaman King.

2nd Division

"Shouldn't you and the captain be going to the meeting?" Kyoya questioned. Tamaki made a dramatic pose.

"A gorgeous flower like Haruhi must not be bothered with trivial matters like that!" he said," Not even the Head Captain is worthy to be in her presence!" The captain of the 2nd Division giggled.

"I probably should actually get going," she said, as she slipped on her captain's Haori, and picked up her sheathed Zanpakuto," We wouldn't want to make the Head Captain mad."

"If you insist, Captain."

4th Division

"Shouldn't you get going?" Riku asked the 4th Division captain," The meeting starts pretty soon." He was the only one who held his Zanpakuto with him.

"I'm sure it wouldn't have to much of an effect if we're little late," the captain answered, he was lying on a couch, with a book on his face. His weapon was messily strewn to the side. Riku found that very disrespectful to the sword.

"Riku might be right, I mean, you know how Old Man Yamamoto is," Kairi said. Her sword was lying on the wall next to her. The captain sat up, Kairi always made it easy when it came to persuasion.

"Whatever you say!" Sora said as he positioned his sword on his belt.

7th Division

Edd walked into the captain's office.

"Eddy….," he began, only to see the captain wasn't present, only his haori and Zanpakuto. Edd rubbed his temples .

"Please tell me he's not doing what I think he is," the lieutenant groaned as he gathered Eddy's haori and grabbed the captain's Zanpakuto.

"He couldn't even bring it with him?" he grumbled.

Edd found Eddy doing his typical schtick. Even as a captain? he thought.

"Step right up!" Eddy said in his typical attitude. He was standing a small stage in the portion of the 7th DIvision that were still new. This meant they were easy prey for the scammer. Eddy was holding up what looked like a glass ball.

"If you take this, you will automatically have the power to conjure not just you Shikai, but your Bankai instantly!" Eddy boasted," And it only costs 100!" Since these were new recruits, they were easily tricked, since they wanted to be stronger desperately. They quickly paid, and left. Eddy cackled over the money.

"I just can't fathom how you sleep at night knowing you did all this," Edd sighed as he approached Eddy.

"Put a sock in it, Sockhead," Eddy said with a glare," Its easy money."

"But your the captain of the 7th Division of the Seretei!" Edd protested," You should be setting an example! Besides, what do you even need the money for?" Eddy paused.

"What do I need the money for?" he asked himself. Edd did a anime fall.

"You mean you swindle people just to gain their money so you can do nothing with it!" Edd yelled at him.

"Yeah, it seems like that," Eddy answered bluntly. Edd sighed.

"Well, its time of the captain's meeting," he said," And if Head Captain Yamamoto sees that you're not there, he'll probably get pissed."

"So what? Ukitake doesn't show up to any of the meeting," Eddy pointed out.

"But he's sick meaning he has an excuse," Edd countered," You, on the other hand, don't! Now you're going to that meeting, even if I have to get Ed to drag you there!" Edd snapped his fingers. Ed appeared behind Eddy.

"Double D promised me buttered toast if I do it!" Ed said with a dumb grin. Eddy groaned, but didn't want to be embarrassed, so he headed off.

"You are forgetting something," Edd called, as he tossed the captain his haori and Zanpakuto.

8th Division

Captain Asukara was snoring in his barracks. His Zanpakuto was lying next to him, and his Haori was over him like a blanket.

Suddenly, a foot came up and nailed him in the crotch. He suddenly cried out and collapsed. As he held his groin, he whimpered. He looked up to see his lieutenant standing over him.

"Get up!" she ordered," The meeting is soon, and you are going to it!" Yoh groaned as he weakly stood up.

"Why did you have to do that?" he moaned.

"Because someday, you are going to be the Head Captain, and have the most power in the Seretei, save Central 46!" Anna answered," Now on your feet, and to that meeting!"

12th Division

"Now, this is a combo!" the captain of Squad 12 declared, holding up a bunch of cards.

"Jaden, why do you have to still do that? You're a captain," Syrus sighed.

"Yeah, Cap'n!" Hassleberry chimed in," You should be concentrated on deciding on me being the 4th seat!"

"Hey, I'm Jaden's best friend, I deserve the title of 4th seat!" Syrus yelled.

"Say's who!"

"Shut up, that's an order from the lieutenant!" Alexis yelled at them.

"Yes, Lieutenant Rhodes," Syrus and Hassleberry sighed at the same time.

"Why does that slacker get to be captain?" Chazz asked," I'm stronger, I should be the captain!"

"By the way," Alexis said," You have a meeting to go to!"

"Do I really have to go?" Jaden complained.

"Yes, you do," Alexis answered," If you want to be the best, you have to be at the meetings."

"That's true," Jaden agreed, as he stood up, and gathered his Zanapkuto and his haori. After he and his lieutenant left, Chazz groaned again.

"I still say I should be the captain!" he declared," I'm far stronger than that slacker."

"Quit your whining Princeston!" Bastion said," If you want to become a captain, then work on your Bankai!"

Lieutenant's Meeting Room

Renji entered the meeting room.

"Look who finally decided to show up," Anna said as she looked at the red head.

"Maybe you're just early," Renji countered. Anna was the only one in here, other than Hinamori and Matsumoto.

"You can never be too early," Edd said as he entered.

"Where did you learn that?" Renji said, arching an eyebrow.

"It comes from my time in the world of the living," Edd answered flatly. Anna eyed her fellow lieutenant.

"Double D," she acknowledged darkly.

"Miss Kyoyama," Edd said, just as darkly.

"That's awfully personal," Alexis mentioned as she entered as well.

"Lexi!" Matsumoto said," You finally escaped that dork!"

"True, Jaden is a dork," Alexis agreed," But hey, he's good when it comes to being a captain."

"At least your captain actually has some common sense," Kairi said as she walked in.

"All your captains are nothing compared to the beauty that is Captain Fuijoka!" Tamaki declared as he entered.

"Never fails," Edd muttered," Its kind of vulgar."

Captain Meeting Room

Gin Ichimaru waited outside the door to the captain's meeting room. He continued grinning as it opened.

"So, you're here," Head Captain Yamamoto said as he along with all the other captains stood there," Captain of the 3rd Division, Gin Ichimaru."

"An unexpected summons," Gin said with his typical grin," Tell me, should I be appalled or impressed? And look at this distinguished crowd. The captains who control the Soul Society. All here just for me?" He then entered.

"Or am I mistaken?" he said darkly," I see the captain of the 13th Division is conspicuously absent. What's wrong did something happen to him?"

"He's not feeling very well," Tosen said. Gin frowned, in that rare moment where he dropped his smile.

"Oh no, not again," he said," I hope he gets well soon." That sounded about as authentic as one of Eddy's scams.

"Quit joking around," Kenpachi said," You know that's not the reason you were summoned here." Gin turned to see the wolfish looking man.

"It's my understanding that you went to play with those Ryoka by yourself, didn't you?" the captain of the 11th Division continued," And I also hear that you failed. Explain yourself! You should have no trouble dealing with four or five Ryokas without backup."

"I see," Gin said, smiling," So then you're saying that they…. survived?"

"They what?"

"Well, I was under the impression that they were dead," Gin said sheepishly," But I guess my instincts are starting to fail me."

"You talk as though we captains couldn't instantly tell if a spirit is dead," Yoh remarked, eyeing Gin.

"Oh no, not again," Hitsugaya sighed," Old fools caught up in stupid bickering."

"Can you not see?" Gin asked," Your petty accusations seem to imply that I let them go on purpose."

"I wouldn't be surprised if you did," Yoh said.

"Shut your trap, Asakura," Kenpachi hissed," Can't you seem I'm the one who was talking to him first? Or would you like to be done in by me?"

"Is that a challenge?" Yoh said, narrowing his already half closed eyes.

Eddy yawned.

"This is boring," he said, shifting his weight to one foot. Secretly, he was rooting for Kenpachi, the Seventh and Eighth Divisions have always had a rivalry.

Haruhi giggled.

"This is actually kind of amusing," she said.

Byakuya held an indifferent look. Sora looked like all he wanted to do was leave, and Jaden yawned also, thought it was a more sleepy yawn, unlike Eddy's whose, was a bored yawn.

"Stop!" the Head Captain declared," Enough of this foolishness!" Kenpachi and Yoh both backed down.

"I think the reason you have been summoned here is perfectly clear: the fact that you acted alone," Yamamoto continued," That coupled with the fact that you also permitted for the target to escape. So then, how do you defend your actions, Ichimaru?"

There was a pause, as tension hung in the air like pendulums.

"I cannot," Gin finally said," Well you see, there is nothing to say, I made a simple mistake. I'm not going to stand here and make excuses. I accept any punishment…."

"Just a minute Ichimaru," Aizen suddenly spoke up," I have something I want to ask you first." Gin stared back at Aizen.

Suddenly, the alarm went off.

"Finally, something to do," Eddy said, as the alert went about.

"Seems like those Ryoka have come around," Sora noted.

Note: So this is the end of Chapter 1. I'm probably going to move this to the Bleach crossover section shortly, since I only put it in this section to get attention to it. Like I said, I am aware that this is a stupid idea, and I apologize for anyone losing their favorite characters, it couldn't be helped. With that said, I hope you review. Also, I put in character from such diversity to appeal to a larger audience, since I know that Kingdom Hearts and Ouran Host Club are both pretty popular.

Finally, I'm taking Zanpakuto suggestions for the characters, save the captains, who I already have weapons for.