Angel

Lyrical adaptation of "Baby" by Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris.

New lyrics by L.A.K.

Rating: PG for some sexual references and minor coarse language.

Disclaimer: Original song written by Justin Bieber, Christopher "Tricky" Stewart, Terius "The-Dream" Nash, Christopher Bridges, Christina Milian.

Star Wars belongs to George Lucas and Lucasfilm.

A/N: Anakin kind of had the Bieber haircut back in The Phantom Menace... why not the song too? ;) I'm no Weird Al but I do my best.

Are you an angel? My lovely queen
You wear a new dress for every scene
I want your love, I want your heart
And I don't care if the galaxy falls apart

We'll rule together, they'll be obeying…
"Don't know me"? What are you saying?
Made me practise my Force choke on you
And now you're on the ground and your face has turned blue

And I was like angel, angel, angel – ohh
Like angel, angel, angel – nooo!
Like angel, angel, angel – ohhh
I never thought I'd turn to the Dark Side

I meant to stop people from dying
But now I get turned on when they start crying
It's hard to get laid when you're machine made
Oh, I'd kill Palpatine to have you as my queen

I saw my mother, heard her screaming
Who knew this shit would come from just a bad dream?
It brought me down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe my first love won't be around

And I'm like angel, angel, angel – ohh
Like angel, angel, angel – nooo!
Like angel, angel, angel – ohhh
I never thought I'd turn to the Dark Side

Vader!
A slave on Tatooine, I met my first love
There was no Jedi that compared to my angel
And no oath that came between us or could ever come above
She was milady
My wife in secret
She's having a baby
My Force conceived it!
But I met the Chancellor
And he took me underneath his wing, and
I betrayed my Master
Well he couldn't stop Qui-Gon dying!
And power had me dazing
'Cause it felt so amazing
And now my heart is breaking
But I just keep on saying

Angel, angel, angel – ohh
Like angel, angel, angel – nooo!
Like angel, angel, angel – ohhh
I never thought I'd turn to the Dark Side

(Now I'm Darth) No, no, no, no, no, no…
(And now I'm Darth) No, no, no, no, no, no…
(And now I'm Darth) No, no, no, no, no, no…
Now I'm Darth, Darth, Darth Vader