Commodous-No! you can't marry him!

Nora-Why?

Commodous-I love him! (starts a cat with Nora) take that! (throws a pathetic punch) and that! (tries to slap her)

Maximus- Stop! There's enough Maximus for everyone! (kisses them both)

Commodous- (blushes and in a girly voice) Oh Maximus! (giggles) (turns to Maximus) Kiss me you fool!

Maximus- Ok!

(They all have a party)

Commodous-Maximus, have I ever told you have how GREAT you look in a skirt?

Maximus- Only a million times baby! (starts to do can-can)

(then Christina Agulera runs in) "ooooo Lady Marmilade"

(Suddenly the Indiana Jones theme song begins)

Indy- Hello everyone, has the party started already?

(Abby swings in on whip)

Abby- Indy I love that hat!

Indy- well I do look good in it...ooh look shrimp!

(walks over to buffet table)

Abby- you insensitive, good looking man!

Indy- Damn straight!

Abby- I hate you soooo much, I could kiss you!

Indy- (with shrimp in his mouth) Let's kiss!

(EWWWW!)

Nora- Hello? Remember me?

Maximus- no

Nora- then this will help you remember (smooches him on lips)

Maximus- WOW! I hate you Commodus!

Commodus- Noooo! (runs to women's bathroom to cry)

Joe- Did I miss anything?

Izzy- Ooh man!

Nora- JYOUSHRIO!

Joe- huh? You know about that? IZZY!

Izzy- (blushes) what? I wanted to declare my love for you!

Joe- Shut up and kiss me you computer freak! (smooches him)

Izzy- Ooh I love your blue hair!

Indy- I don't feel too good

Abby- stop eating shrimp

(Suddenly Yolei and Mimi enter)

Yolei and Mimi- WE'RE LESIBAINS! (they leave)

Abby- well that was random

Nora- that's my saying!

(Indy spots BBQ chicken)

Indy- Chicken!

Abby- Some girls have all the luck and I get stuck with him

Nora- well my guy's got a secret boyfriend who tired to kill him on numerous occasions

Izzy- all I got was blue hair

Joe- I thought you liked my blue hair!

Izzy- but I do sweetheart...(smooches him)

(Joe giggles)

Indy- Ooh buffalo wings!

Abby- would you please stop eating??

Maximus- Oim Maaaximus and Oim a farrrmer

Nora- I think we had already come to that conclusion

Hermione- What are we doing here?

Harry- I dunno, oh no! What're you doing here?

Malfoy- Potter, what're you doing here?

Ron- We dunno, what're you doing here?

Malfoy- cruising for chicos

Abby- Chicos?

Malfoy- Yeah, you know chicos, hombres, guys, etc

Hermione- Oh my god!

Ron- I knew you were gay!

Malfoy-Damn it! How did you know?

Ron - The ferret was too frisky around Moody

(Harry starts throwing up)

Malfoy- honey, are you ok?

Harry- ahhhhh! (starts throwing up again)

Indy- (whispers to Abby, Nora, and Maximus) what are they talking about?

Commodus-Well I think the black haired kid is grossed out by the blonde kid.

Nora- and I think the red-head is hot!

Maximus- What about me?!

Nora-well you can use "Just for Men" gel to get his gorgeous hair!

Maximus-hmmmmm...(runs to CVS)

(later.....)

Maximus-hey Indy, you wanna help me dye my hair red?

Indy-um, ok, why?

Maximus-cause I wanna

Indy-alright, alright

Ron-everybody lover me.

Hermione-Shut up! Oh my God! Look at Malfoy!

Malfoy- it's ok Commodus I love you

Commodus- oh well, forget about Maximus.

Harry- well he found his chico!

Ron- oh ewwwww! (throws up)

Indy-why are those kids still here?

Maximus-wouldn't it be past their bed time?

Abby- yeah. Hey kids!

Harry-we're not kids! We're 14!

Abby-whatever, go away!

Harry-shut up!

Abby-you shut up!

Harry-you shut up!

Nora- will the two of you just shut hell up!

Abby and Nora-NO!

(Nora rolls eyes)

(suddenly Joe and Izzy kiss)

SMOOCH!!

(Abby and Harry stop fighting)

Harry-let's get out of here!

(Harry, Ron and Hermione run away in terror)

Joe-They just don't get it.

Izzy-oh well, kiss me!

(They start smooching again)

Indy- Good idea! (smooches Abby)

Maximus-Hey! (smooches Nora)

Commodus- No one loves me, not even my father!, sob!

(Suddenly Malfoy comes in and smooches him)

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