Commodous-No! you can't marry him!
Nora-Why?
Commodous-I love him! (starts a cat with Nora) take that! (throws a pathetic punch) and that! (tries to slap her)
Maximus- Stop! There's enough Maximus for everyone! (kisses them both)
Commodous- (blushes and in a girly voice) Oh Maximus! (giggles) (turns to Maximus) Kiss me you fool!
Maximus- Ok!
(They all have a party)
Commodous-Maximus, have I ever told you have how GREAT you look in a skirt?
Maximus- Only a million times baby! (starts to do can-can)
(then Christina Agulera runs in) "ooooo Lady Marmilade"
(Suddenly the Indiana Jones theme song begins)
Indy- Hello everyone, has the party started already?
(Abby swings in on whip)
Abby- Indy I love that hat!
Indy- well I do look good in it...ooh look shrimp!
(walks over to buffet table)
Abby- you insensitive, good looking man!
Indy- Damn straight!
Abby- I hate you soooo much, I could kiss you!
Indy- (with shrimp in his mouth) Let's kiss!
(EWWWW!)
Nora- Hello? Remember me?
Maximus- no
Nora- then this will help you remember (smooches him on lips)
Maximus- WOW! I hate you Commodus!
Commodus- Noooo! (runs to women's bathroom to cry)
Joe- Did I miss anything?
Izzy- Ooh man!
Nora- JYOUSHRIO!
Joe- huh? You know about that? IZZY!
Izzy- (blushes) what? I wanted to declare my love for you!
Joe- Shut up and kiss me you computer freak! (smooches him)
Izzy- Ooh I love your blue hair!
Indy- I don't feel too good
Abby- stop eating shrimp
(Suddenly Yolei and Mimi enter)
Yolei and Mimi- WE'RE LESIBAINS! (they leave)
Abby- well that was random
Nora- that's my saying!
(Indy spots BBQ chicken)
Indy- Chicken!
Abby- Some girls have all the luck and I get stuck with him
Nora- well my guy's got a secret boyfriend who tired to kill him on numerous occasions
Izzy- all I got was blue hair
Joe- I thought you liked my blue hair!
Izzy- but I do sweetheart...(smooches him)
(Joe giggles)
Indy- Ooh buffalo wings!
Abby- would you please stop eating??
Maximus- Oim Maaaximus and Oim a farrrmer
Nora- I think we had already come to that conclusion
Hermione- What are we doing here?
Harry- I dunno, oh no! What're you doing here?
Malfoy- Potter, what're you doing here?
Ron- We dunno, what're you doing here?
Malfoy- cruising for chicos
Abby- Chicos?
Malfoy- Yeah, you know chicos, hombres, guys, etc
Hermione- Oh my god!
Ron- I knew you were gay!
Malfoy-Damn it! How did you know?
Ron - The ferret was too frisky around Moody
(Harry starts throwing up)
Malfoy- honey, are you ok?
Harry- ahhhhh! (starts throwing up again)
Indy- (whispers to Abby, Nora, and Maximus) what are they talking about?
Commodus-Well I think the black haired kid is grossed out by the blonde kid.
Nora- and I think the red-head is hot!
Maximus- What about me?!
Nora-well you can use "Just for Men" gel to get his gorgeous hair!
Maximus-hmmmmm...(runs to CVS)
(later.....)
Maximus-hey Indy, you wanna help me dye my hair red?
Indy-um, ok, why?
Maximus-cause I wanna
Indy-alright, alright
Ron-everybody lover me.
Hermione-Shut up! Oh my God! Look at Malfoy!
Malfoy- it's ok Commodus I love you
Commodus- oh well, forget about Maximus.
Harry- well he found his chico!
Ron- oh ewwwww! (throws up)
Indy-why are those kids still here?
Maximus-wouldn't it be past their bed time?
Abby- yeah. Hey kids!
Harry-we're not kids! We're 14!
Abby-whatever, go away!
Harry-shut up!
Abby-you shut up!
Harry-you shut up!
Nora- will the two of you just shut hell up!
Abby and Nora-NO!
(Nora rolls eyes)
(suddenly Joe and Izzy kiss)
SMOOCH!!
(Abby and Harry stop fighting)
Harry-let's get out of here!
(Harry, Ron and Hermione run away in terror)
Joe-They just don't get it.
Izzy-oh well, kiss me!
(They start smooching again)
Indy- Good idea! (smooches Abby)
Maximus-Hey! (smooches Nora)
Commodus- No one loves me, not even my father!, sob!
(Suddenly Malfoy comes in and smooches him)
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Nora-Why?
Commodous-I love him! (starts a cat with Nora) take that! (throws a pathetic punch) and that! (tries to slap her)
Maximus- Stop! There's enough Maximus for everyone! (kisses them both)
Commodous- (blushes and in a girly voice) Oh Maximus! (giggles) (turns to Maximus) Kiss me you fool!
Maximus- Ok!
(They all have a party)
Commodous-Maximus, have I ever told you have how GREAT you look in a skirt?
Maximus- Only a million times baby! (starts to do can-can)
(then Christina Agulera runs in) "ooooo Lady Marmilade"
(Suddenly the Indiana Jones theme song begins)
Indy- Hello everyone, has the party started already?
(Abby swings in on whip)
Abby- Indy I love that hat!
Indy- well I do look good in it...ooh look shrimp!
(walks over to buffet table)
Abby- you insensitive, good looking man!
Indy- Damn straight!
Abby- I hate you soooo much, I could kiss you!
Indy- (with shrimp in his mouth) Let's kiss!
(EWWWW!)
Nora- Hello? Remember me?
Maximus- no
Nora- then this will help you remember (smooches him on lips)
Maximus- WOW! I hate you Commodus!
Commodus- Noooo! (runs to women's bathroom to cry)
Joe- Did I miss anything?
Izzy- Ooh man!
Nora- JYOUSHRIO!
Joe- huh? You know about that? IZZY!
Izzy- (blushes) what? I wanted to declare my love for you!
Joe- Shut up and kiss me you computer freak! (smooches him)
Izzy- Ooh I love your blue hair!
Indy- I don't feel too good
Abby- stop eating shrimp
(Suddenly Yolei and Mimi enter)
Yolei and Mimi- WE'RE LESIBAINS! (they leave)
Abby- well that was random
Nora- that's my saying!
(Indy spots BBQ chicken)
Indy- Chicken!
Abby- Some girls have all the luck and I get stuck with him
Nora- well my guy's got a secret boyfriend who tired to kill him on numerous occasions
Izzy- all I got was blue hair
Joe- I thought you liked my blue hair!
Izzy- but I do sweetheart...(smooches him)
(Joe giggles)
Indy- Ooh buffalo wings!
Abby- would you please stop eating??
Maximus- Oim Maaaximus and Oim a farrrmer
Nora- I think we had already come to that conclusion
Hermione- What are we doing here?
Harry- I dunno, oh no! What're you doing here?
Malfoy- Potter, what're you doing here?
Ron- We dunno, what're you doing here?
Malfoy- cruising for chicos
Abby- Chicos?
Malfoy- Yeah, you know chicos, hombres, guys, etc
Hermione- Oh my god!
Ron- I knew you were gay!
Malfoy-Damn it! How did you know?
Ron - The ferret was too frisky around Moody
(Harry starts throwing up)
Malfoy- honey, are you ok?
Harry- ahhhhh! (starts throwing up again)
Indy- (whispers to Abby, Nora, and Maximus) what are they talking about?
Commodus-Well I think the black haired kid is grossed out by the blonde kid.
Nora- and I think the red-head is hot!
Maximus- What about me?!
Nora-well you can use "Just for Men" gel to get his gorgeous hair!
Maximus-hmmmmm...(runs to CVS)
(later.....)
Maximus-hey Indy, you wanna help me dye my hair red?
Indy-um, ok, why?
Maximus-cause I wanna
Indy-alright, alright
Ron-everybody lover me.
Hermione-Shut up! Oh my God! Look at Malfoy!
Malfoy- it's ok Commodus I love you
Commodus- oh well, forget about Maximus.
Harry- well he found his chico!
Ron- oh ewwwww! (throws up)
Indy-why are those kids still here?
Maximus-wouldn't it be past their bed time?
Abby- yeah. Hey kids!
Harry-we're not kids! We're 14!
Abby-whatever, go away!
Harry-shut up!
Abby-you shut up!
Harry-you shut up!
Nora- will the two of you just shut hell up!
Abby and Nora-NO!
(Nora rolls eyes)
(suddenly Joe and Izzy kiss)
SMOOCH!!
(Abby and Harry stop fighting)
Harry-let's get out of here!
(Harry, Ron and Hermione run away in terror)
Joe-They just don't get it.
Izzy-oh well, kiss me!
(They start smooching again)
Indy- Good idea! (smooches Abby)
Maximus-Hey! (smooches Nora)
Commodus- No one loves me, not even my father!, sob!
(Suddenly Malfoy comes in and smooches him)
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