What's this? What's this?
There's countries everywhere
What's this?
They're finely coming here. (Points at the US on a map.)

What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Scout, this isn't fair
What's this?

What's this? What's this?
There's something very right.
What's this?
There is Italy singing songs

What's this?
The streets are lined with
Little chibis laughing
Everybody seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this?

What's this?
There is someone throwing scones here
instead of throwing snow

They're busy making DVD's
And absolutely no one's dead

There's hope in the eyes
of every single Hetalia fan.
And in my heart I feel the excitement

That's building inside

Oh, look
What's this?
There's Joker over here, they kiss
Why that looks so unique, inspired
They're gathering around to hear a story
Roasting hot dogs on a fire
What's this?

What's this?
In here he's got a little bird, how queer
and who would ever think
And why?

He's feeding it with tiny little things
They've got syrup on there pancakes
And there's a smile on everyone
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong
This looks like fun
This looks like fun
Oh, could it be I got my wish?
What's this?

Oh my, what now?
The contraries are asleep
But look, there's something underneath
The fans are here to scream and scare them
and ensnare them inside little cozy things
Secured inside their dreamlands
What's this?

The Japanese is missing
And the subtitles can't be found
And in their place there seems to be
the English language all around

Instead of Japanese, I swear
I can hear English in the air
The sound of shouts joy
are absolutely everywhere

The sights, the sounds
They're everywhere and all around
I've never felt so good before
This empty place inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough

I want it, oh, I want it
Oh, I want it for my own
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this thing that I have found?
What is this?
Hetalia, hmm...

Author's Note

This is just a stupid little thing that I made to express how excited I am that Hetalia is coming to America.

It sung to The Nightmare Before Christmas song What is this.

Kind of, I had to mess with the timing a little bit so it's a little off.