Family Guy Meets Big Time Rush
By: CamiJessica
Chapter 7: Dance till you hold it against me
Logan was fixing the machine and waited for the Griffins' to arrive.
"Hey Logan!" yelled Meg as she ran to him.
Meg hugged and kissed Logan. Logan was disgusted. He tried pushing her off of him and wiggling his way out but she was too strong.
"Help!" yelled Logan. Carlos looked at him.
"Can you please get her off of me?" asked Logan.
"No way! She's a girl… you should be stronger than her." said Carlos. "But she has the grip of a 40 year old man! I mean a strong 40 year old man not one of those chubby weak ones like Bitters." said Logan. Camille started walking towards Logan.
"Mr. Griffin is having a dance party upstairs. You should go." said Camille.
"Who has a dance party at the crack of dawn?" Logan asked himself.
"I do." whispered Meg as she slowly walked away from Logan.
"Carlos, will you help me find Mr. Griffin?" asked Logan.
"As long as we get to go to the dance party!" yelled Carlos.
Logan and Carlos entered the Griffins' room. Peter was doing the worm in the middle of a circle. While he was doing the worm he broke the floor and fell into somebody's bathtub. Unfortunately the bathtub belonged to Mr. Bitters. Mr. Bitters got in the tub and sat on Peter. Mr. Bitters didn't even notice him there. Since Bitters thought he was all alone he got out his power ranger action figures and started playing with them in the tub.
Later
"Come on Logan, Peter isn't here anymore. Just have some fun!" yelled Carlos as he started dancing with Stephanie.
"I can't! If he doesn't get in that machine by noon today he's going to be stuck here forever!" yelled Logan.
"It's only 6:30 in the morning right now so chill!" yelled Carlos as he kissed Stephanie.
"That's easy for you to say!" yelled Logan.
"No it's not! I almost stuttered." said Carlos.
Then Chris came.
"Oh no." murmured Stephanie.
"I'm here and this time I'm ready to fight!" yelled Chris.
"Will you just leave her alone?" asked Carlos.
"No! I saw her first! Besides I've never had a girlfriend! Nobody wants to date a fat disgusting pig like me!" yelled Chris as he cried.
Stephanie felt bad so she hugged him. The minute Stephanie couldn't see Chris's face, Chris smirked.
"Evil!" yelled Carlos.
"What?" asked Stephanie as she turned around.
"Nothing." said Carlos.
"Let's go Carlos!" yelled Chris.
"Alright!" yelled Carlos.
Chris and Carlos were throwing punch after punch, and kick after kick! They were fighting to eye of the tiger. Carlos knocked out Chris at the end of the song. Carlos jumped up and down.
"Victory!" yelled Carlos.
Stephanie ran to Chris.
"Are you okay?" asked Stephanie.
"I guess so." said Chris.
"I'll nurse you back to your health." said Stephanie as she smiled.
"No you won't!" yelled Logan.
"Why not?" asked Stephanie.
"He's going home!" yelled Logan.
Logan tried dragging Chris to the device but Chris was too fat.
"Do you need some help?" asked Camille.
"A little bit." murmured Logan.
Camille picked up Chris and carried him all the way to the device.
"I could've done that." said Logan.
Megan, Lois, Stewie, and Brian had followed Logan and were waiting for orders.
"We need Peter!" yelled Logan.
Peter came out of nowhere.
"Did someone say Peter?" asked Peter.
"Yes I did." said Logan.
"DANCE PARTY!" yelled Peter.
"No! No dance party!" yelled Logan.
Peter started dancing and then he fell down and hit his knee.
"Aw, *Deep breath* Aw, *Deep Breath* Aw, *Deep Breath*" went Peter. Peter did this for almost two hours.
"Come on Mr. Griffin! Don't you wanna go back to your cartoon life?" asked Logan.
"Did someone just ask me about a porcupine?" asked Peter.
"No! Is he mental?" asked Logan.
"Probably." said Lois as she looked around.
"Mr. Griffin, there is candy at the bottom of that hole." said Logan.
"I don't want candy!" yelled Peter as he stuck his tongue out at Logan.
"They're having a dance party down there!" yelled Logan.
"Dance party?" asked Peter.
Peter ran to the hole and jumped in. There was only one problem. Peter was stuck!
"We need to push him down so he can go back to his stupid cartoon life!" yelled Logan.
"At least I'm not a twenty year old in a boy band going around and making little girls hot!" yelled Peter.
"That's not what I do!" yelled Logan.
"Oh, I think it is." said Peter Griffin.
"You know what? I've had enough!" yelled Logan.
Logan went to a box that operated the device. Logan broke the box and the hole grew bigger and bigger.
"Hey I'm not fat anymore!" yelled Peter.
All of a sudden Peter and his family were sucked in the hole and the hole closed. Logan went to the spot where the hole used to be and started dancing.
"I'm gonna keep dancing until something bad happens!" yelled Logan.
"You're not gonna be dancing that long." said James as he walked up to Logan.
"Why won't I be dancing that long?" asked Logan.
"Look at us! Look at yourself!" yelled James.
Logan looked at himself.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" yelled Logan.
"Yeah! How does it feel to not be a regular human! I bet you weren't expecting that!" yelled Peter.
"Just so you know, I'm never watching family guy again." murmured Logan.
The End!