Middleton we have a problem

Written by fanboyforrongo

Inspired by a pic on devieantart by the same name

This starts a while after episode 13 monkey fist strikes

Italicized words are the characters thoughts

Big thank you to DJdubious for being my beta reader I do not own kim possible Disney does as much as I wish I could change that I cant and I am not making any money off this so don't sue me alright?

Shego sat in Dr. Draken's new lab reading the newest villain's monthly magazine, as he paced around the floor raving about his new plan to steal the Centurion project and finally defeat Kim Possible. She had been ignoring him after the first 5 minutes or so and had decided to see if there was anything interesting in the magazine. Oh what is this? She ran into an article about the newest villain a "Monkey Fist", God where do they come up with these stupid names? What's this? He's a master of Tai Sheng Pek Kwar? Wow I haven't heard of anybody using that before… and he has monkey hands, and feet! "Oh that is just wrong!" she groused out loud unable to stop herself

He stopped his ranting and turned to her. "No it's not! I know that the Centurion project does… uh… something!"

She rolled her eyes at him. "I wasn't talking about you stupid plan." Then after what he said had fully hit her, she asked tersely,

"Wait a second, do you even know what this…?"

"Centurion project," he cut in helpfully.

"Yeah sure. Whatever. So? What does the thing do?" she said as she put her magazine down to glare at her employer

"Um… well… it…"

She cut in, "Do we need to play Drakken goes ouch again?" For emphasis, she lit up one of her hands.

"NO! No! No!" he yelled she put her hand down but continued to glare at him. "I know that the government is keeping it a secret and that means that whatever it is must be dangerous" his eyes skirted the room looking left and right for an escape route should she decide that his plan and head needed a glowing green "push." in the right direction.

She stared at him for a few minutes while mulling over this germ of a plan. As she did so, she told herself, Hmmm… well I suppose I can just scare him a bit so he won't try something like this again… Oh what the hell? I'm bored so why not? "All right, Dr D., I'll go get this…" she tried to recall the name.

"Centurion thing." He visibly relaxed and looked up very, VERY, gratefully towards the ceiling.

Was he just praying? That thought amused her. Amused she filed that thought away for later use as an insult. "But!"

He jumped up and looked ready to run.

"After this if you ever try to send me off to steal something and you don't even know what it does…" She lit up a finger and waved it at him. "We are going to play a very, very long game of Drakken goes ouch, got it?"

He nodded vigorously

"Good, Now let me finish reading this." She sat back down and picked up her magazine now where is that article. Aha! Here it is. She began reading again always interested in new villains mostly to check if they were any danger to her. Not that many could be considered to be as such, but it never hurt to keep an eye open. Let's see. He stole 4 monkey statues? To obtain mystical monkey power? She quickly put him in the crazy-obsessed villain file in her mind. Hm… nothing else of any impor- she stopped mid thought when she looked down at the end of the article.

It read, "Monkey Fist was not arrested by teen hero Kim Possible but by a blond haired boy and a naked mole rat. We could not get his name, as nobody was able to recall it."

She stopped for a moment to deal with that point. Nah! It couldn't be! Could it? No way! Never happen! Not possible that sidekick could never do something like that… or could he…? No I would definitely have noticed if he could. Regardless she had a nagging felling in the back of her mind that she couldn't shake.

Soon as this Monkey Fist gets out I'm going to have a talk with him and I am going to find out exactly what happened. She decided. She started to skim through the rest of the pages. Hmm… nothing, nothing, oooo cute boots!... nothing, nothing… then she came across a page selling various villainy items and saw a small ad in the corner. Hmmm… Duff Kiligan looking to sell Centurion project. Contact Big Daddy for meeting location."

"HEY, DR D!" she yelled out to the figure sitting at a desk across the room. She smirked as she saw him jump about 3 feet up hmm… not his highest but not bad. She thought amused at his nervousness.

"Yes, Shego, what is it?" he asked very meekly as he approached cautiously.

"It looks like someone has already stolen your… whatever it's called." She held the page out to him.

"What how can this be! How could he have known we were going to steal it?"

She mentally slapped herself in the head. Ugh! Why do I put up with this idiot? She quickly collected herself."Dr D., he didn't know I was going to steal it. He just thought it was worth stealing."

"Oh yes… Well… He could have done it just to interfere with my plans!" He stated rather lamely.

"Sure, Dr. D., sure." She retorted, the words dripping with sarcasm.

"Well at least he is selling it. Shego contact this "Big Daddy" and set up a meeting so we can buy the Centu-"

A rapidly approaching plasma engulfed hand stopped him in mid-sentence. The hand stopped mere inches from his face.

"Ok, Dr D, I am getting sick of hearing that stupid name so lets just start calling the project ok?" she said in a tone that brooked no argument.

He nodded vigorously in agreement.

Finally! He's learning not to annoy me. Took him long enough.

[Much later at the arranged meeting place]

As per the instructions, the villains met at that spot. Shego was standing slightly behind Drakken. While he was sitting on the floor next to the money case across from him sat Duff Kiiligan.

Hmm I don't see a suitcase or anything I wonder where he has the project thing? She thought distractedly. She quickly discarded the thought to pay attention to Dr. D and Duff.

"Is it true, Duff Kiligan, that you recently stole the top secret Centurion project?" Drakken said in an odd manner

"Mmm. Maybe," Duff said in a mocking tone. "Is it true, Dr Drakken, that you are looking to purchase the recently stolen top secret Centurion project?" he said while leaning forward.

"Hmm maybe," Drakken replied.

Ugh if I let this go on we could be here all night. She slammed the case with the money down in front of Duff. "Here's the money now hand over the Centurion project".

Drakken whined, "Shego, we were about to haggle"

Duff cut in, "And I do love ta haggle"

She looked pointedly over at Drakken. "Lets just get the Centurion Project and get out of here already."

Duff was handing Drakken a small object that look a lot like a bracelet. "Ah you're a hash one, Lassie."

Drakken took the small object and looked over it in confusion. Then he bit it.

She closed her eyes and tried to cover her face with a hand to keep from smirking at his stupidity. Oi is there no end to his stupidity what kind of idiot bites something that could potentially blow up cause he bit it? Shego thought.

"This trinket is the top secret Centurion Project?" asked Drakken.

Duff was counting the money. "Aye but don't blame me if it's a wee thingy. Blame the scientist who built it."

Suddenly a familiar feminine voice cut in, "And guess what? I think those scientists would like it back!"

All turned around and saw their fire haired nemesis.

"Kim Possible!" Duff and Drakken exclaimed (for some reason surprised).

Ron chimed in, "Yea and… yea you know what I've got nothing to add to that." He said in a sheepish manner.

"You know her?" Duff asked Drakken.

"Know her, hate her!" "SHEGO! ATTACK!" Drakken yelled.

To spite Drakken she jumped up using his head as an anchor.

"OUCH!" he yelled

You gotta learn to get out of my way! Shego mused smugly. She landed in front of Kim in her typical fighting stance.

Kim threw out a kick to the body.

Shego jumped up and back to avoid her teenage adversary, Oooh! Trying to get fancy huh, Kimmie? She landed a few feet away.

Kim came at her with a right to the neck.

Shego jumped over her to avoid, landing behind her crouching into her fighting stance,

Kim flipped over to her, and threw a punch to her chest.

Shego stepped aside and grabbed her arm. Then using the force of the punch, she threw Kim over her shoulder before pressing the attack.

From where he was, Ron repeated dejectedly, "You know I've got nothing to add here either…"

However Rufus on his shoulder started chattering and jumping up and down on his shoulder while pointing across the room. He pushed Ron's head in the right direction,

Ron saw Kiligan lining up a shot with one of his exploding golf balls. Oh no! I gotta stop him! "Exploding golf ball!" he yelled to warn Kim if he couldn't stop Kiligan. He quickly grabbed a tray from a passing waiter.

"FORE!" Duff yelled with a sadistic grin. He hit the ball right towards Kim and Shego who had each other by a wrist struggling to gain the upper hand.

Shego looked over just in time to see a golf ball she knew would explode coming right at her head. Oh shit! If I live through this I'm gonna kill that golfer Kiligan!

Kim looked over at the incoming ball, Oh No this is not good!

They both gasped looking at what could be their deaths.

Ron was looking at Kiligan and the flying ball through chocolate colored eyes. At that instant he forgot his fears and focused on the moment at hand, felling an odd sensation coming from his body as his eyes turned a light yellow. Ok I only got one chance at this! Better make this a good one! He threw the tray where he believed the golf ball would be when the tray got there. Come on come on I can't let KP get hurt! "FREESTYLE!" He yelled out! Almost as if an after thought I gotta save Shego too can't let anything happen to that beautiful face.

The tray sped towards the ladies intercepting the golf ball.

The ball ricocheted off the tray and up towards the ceiling.

his eyes slowly ebbed back to a chocolate brown, YES I DID IT I saved KP and SHEGO Whoa! Whoa! Wait why am I so happy about saving Shego? Oh well later! Gotta focus.

The ball hit the ceiling and exploded the ceiling started to crack then rumble and then it crumbled towards the quintet.

"The roof! She's coming down!" Duff yelled.

Off to the side, Drakken realized, "That can't be good." Suddenly he felt something tickle his leg. "What is that? Oh! Ha! Hee! Whoo! HA! HA! HEE" he laughed.

Rufus scurried up his body he popped out of shirt and then he ran over and snatched the bracelet out of the scientist's hand.

"Blasted rat!" Drakken yelled at him while trying to catch him.

Rufus scurried around his head avoiding him easily.

"Give that back!" Drakken yelled.

Rufus got on top of his head and quickly threw the bracelet to Kim.

She caught it on her outstretched arm "Way to go, Rufus!" Kim yelled.

Shego ran over and grabbed Kim's arm trying to get the bracelet back. "That's ours! Gimmie!"

The bracelet tightened around Kim's arm.

Kim mocked with a smirk. "Guess its going with me."

Oh I really hate that girl! Shego growled to herself.

Meantime Kim jumped over her and away towards the door and her sidekick. As the two teens ran outside, Shego glanced upward and saw the roof coming down around her quickly Oh crap! I just know this is gonna hurt! She looked around and saw Duff and Drakken, She jumped over to them and when the building collapsed, she managed to hold a piece of the ceiling over them and protect them from most of the debris.

When they came out from the rubble duff asked "Do I still get me money?"

Drakken just yelled nonsense as he did when he got upset.

Oh, Kimmie, I am gonna get you back for that one just you wait.

On the way back to the lair Shego was very quiet lost in her own thoughts. She couldn't believe what ron did… or rather that he did ANYTHING!

Did the buffoon just save me? I mean he probably only did it to save Kimmie, but how did he get the aim and accuracy to hit something as small as a golf ball out of the air like that? Maybe he was the one who caught Monkey Fist after all! That sideki- no… Ron he's not such a buffoon after all… I mean after all he did still save me and it was pretty amazing. Plus he doesn't look all that bad kind of cute actual- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WAIT A MINUTE! I'm talking about kimmies sidekick! I cant be thinking about him like that!... Or can I?

Thank you for reading now if you would be so kind as to hit that little button down there that says review I would be given the fuel to go on if not well… this being my first attempt at writing I would be so crushed I would never be able to write again. So… ARE YOU REALLY GONNA LET ME DOWN !