Trailer Trash Cullen One-Shot Contest

Title: Cullen Acres

ENTRY #101

Characters:Bella, Edward, Alice,Jasper,Esme,Carlisle,Emmett and Rosalie

Disclaimer:Stephenie Meyer owns copyrights to the characters and the Twilight. No infringement intended. No monetary profits made. The idea of this story is mine

Cullen Acres:

A Tale of White Trash Love

BPOV

"Free Bird" blasted through the early mornin' air; Jasper was home from reserve duty with the Army. Alice opened the front door of their trailer and a loud screeching sound echoed throughout the trailer park. She was screaming over the loud guitars, asking Jaz if he wanted sausage, bacon, or both. As I heard thuddin' coming from the hallway, I forgot what they was talkin' 'bout.

"Momma…" Nay Nay hollered, bustin' into my bedroom.

Her short, curly hair was frazzled from sleepin' all night. Little Chucky bounded shortly behind her.

"Ma…I hungry. Make me breakfist…NOW!" he shouted.

Frizzy, brown curls and deep red hair that looked like a firecracker exploded, blurred my mornin' vision. One kissed my cheek and the other yanked on my hand and pulled the covers off my body. Charles Carlisle and Renee Esme were my kids, Chucky and Nay Nay for short.

My hair was all ratted up on my head, so I reached over in a bowl beside the bed and grabbed a rubber band, tying the mess back. Nay Nay rubbed her face into my butt over my ripped and torn white panties and Chucky still yanked on my arm. Them two were twins, age six. After they was born, I told the doc to fix me, so he fixed me-no more young'uns for me.

As I tried shufflin' from the bedroom with two kids hangin' off me, Nay Nay pulled hard on my t-shirt, rippin' a new hole at the neck seam.

"Nay Nay and Chucky, git off me. Momma's got to be able to walk if y'all want food this smorning," I scolded.

Two brown eyes and two green eyes stared back at me. Nay Nay had green eyes and Chucky had brown. Brown from me and green from my Eddie Boy, who had the same fucked up, unruly hair as Chucky. I scratched back and forth on his mop, makin' it worse. Nay Nay's hair was curled tight into her head. She at one point had long, curly hair, but it kept gittin' snarled up, so I chopped it off myself. Now, the worse it got lookin' was like an afro.

While they looked up at me, I ran my hands over my face and cleaned my eyes free of the eye boogies, flicking them onto the carpet. Both the kids watched the dried flakes fall. Their eyes were filled wit wonder. Making me think of when they was babies. I breastfed them 'til they were four. I'd be sittin' around, chattin' wit Rosie or Alice and one them would walk up to me, pull my shirt up and start nursin'. I weened them off when Chucky bit my nip 'cause he was mad at me.

I shook my head and started for the kitchen. As I walked down the hallway, I was greeted by the mountain of clothes that I needed to warsh. I think Eddie Boy has been wearin' the same pair of underwear for three days now. I coulda swore I saw him warshin' them out in the sink last night.

"Listen up, you two. After breakfast, y'all gittin' a bath since y'all missed it last night. We ain't high class folks, but I ain't havin' nasty young'uns," I told them.

Nay Nay scratched her pits and Chucky reached around and scratched his butt crack, shoving his hand into his sister's face, causing her to scream in the narrow hall. I grabbed both by their arms and dragged 'em down the hallway that led into the kitchen. I stopped at the kitchen table and chairs, told the twins to stay put, and pulled out two chairs across from each other.

"You two park your behinds in them chairs and don't move, I'm makin' eggs and sausage with apple juice."

Before turnin' around towards the stove, my eyes ran across Eddie Boy and I's weddin' photo. I was nineteen and he was twenty. We'd been datin' for three months and one day he woke up and invited over Aro, his distant cousin who's a preacher.

We was decked out in our summer finest. Me in a white tube top and cut off jean shorts with frayed edges and wearin' my white, dollar store flippy floppies and Eddie Boy, shirtless, wearing jeans that hung off his butt and sneakers with no socks on. I held a cigarette in my left hand and a can of beer in the other while Eddie Boy had a wad of baccy in his lip and a shotgun raised in the air. His right leg was lifted in the air like a dog pissin' on a hydrant. We both were a smilin' and happy as two pigs rollin' around in shit. One month later, I was pregnant with them twins.

I shook my head out of my daydreamin' and walked over to the stove, turnin' the knob to high. I needed four eggs and four links of sausage, so I walked over to the fridge and got what I needed. They could wait for their juice when they got their breakfast.

After I made the eggs, sausage, poured apple juice and poured the grease in the grease storage can, I sat down on the couch, turned on the TV and lit a GPC, the cheapest cigarettes I bought. I could use the grease to cook lunch and dinner.

"Fuck!" It was my last one cigarette.

Little Chucky copied me and I said back, "Don't say everything Ma does. I didn't mean it."

He nodded his head, making his hair flop around. As I sat smokin' and watching Price is Right, admirin' the hell out of the fancy, flashy shit, I scratched my titty and let loose a SBD fart. It was a nasty one. I choked on my cigarette from the smell.

The blinds of the winda in the living room were open and our trailer sat across from my in-laws, Carlisle and Esme. They had a nice trailer. It was one of them two story trailers. Classy. It was white with dark blue shutters on the windas.

Carlisle bought each of his children a double wide once they got married. Eddie Boy and I had a white one, Alice and Jaz had a tan one, and Rosie and Emmett had gray one. 'Bout ten years ago, when the Cullens moved to the little town of Forks, Washington, Carlisle bought several acres of land and when Emmett and Alice got married, he turned it into a family trailer park, Cullen Acres.

Eddie Boy was the last to get married, even though Alice was the baby. She was a year younger than I was and she and Jaz had been married for two years before Eddie Boy and I was. Carlisle doubled as the town's family doctor and vet, so he was a busy man helping humans and animals. Esme stayed home like all of us other girls while the men worked.

Emmett, Jaz, and my Eddie Boy all worked together at the local auto repair shop, Forks Auto. They made decent money. Everybody was off today as it was Saturday, which made me wonder why the Price is Right was on. Eddie Boy and Emmett had left early this smorin' before daylight to go huntin'. I hope he brings home somethin' good.

Alice and Jaz didn't have any kids, but they had a dog, Wolfie, who was a mutt. As I leaned over to flick my ashes, I looked out the winda next to the couch and saw Wolfie sitting by Jaz, lickin' his ass and balls. Jaz was sittin' in a blue lawn chair that had two cup holders on each side with his feet kicked up on top a red cooler and a cigarette hangin' from his mouth as his head was leaned back, sunnin'. One holder held an ashtray and the other held a beer.

Alice walked outside and over to a folded out green and white sunnin' chair. She was wearin' a cute little faded pink thong. The view I had was of her tiny ass with each cheek tattooed. L-O was on one cheek close to her crack and V-E on the other side, close to the crack. Myself had a swan tattooed on my neck, under my hair, with a thorny, red rose wrapped round it.

Chucky and Nay Nay walked their plates and glasses to the sink and rinsed 'em off. I finished off my ciggie and smashed the butt in the ashtray. My kids needed a bath. What I hated more than seeing sluts eying my man was dirty children. Rosie was in agreement wit me. Her little boy, Carl, sometimes had two baths a day. He looked so much like his father with the curly black hair, blue eyes, and dimples when he smiled. If he wasn't my Nay Nay's cousin, I'd push for them to get married when they got older. He was that cute.

Chucky and Nay Nay got naked without me tellin' them. Nay Nay peed in their bathroom while Chucky peed in Eddie Boy and I's bathroom. When he ran back in, I had the tub filled wit warm water.

"Okay, kids, git in."

Lil' naked kids filled the tub and sat far apart. I was lucky and didn't have trouble wit them when it came to baths. With Nay Nay havin' frizzy curly hair, we had to get a different shampoo and conditioner for her. We all used that good stuff-Suave. While I bathed them, I knew once I let 'em out to play, Alice was going to say somethin' 'bout me bathin' them when they're just gonna get dirty again. I always say I do it 'cause it be less dirt for me to warsh off 'em.

They dried themselves off while I looked for them somethin' to wear. The choices were slim pickens. Nay Nay had panties and a tank top while Chucky only had undies-Spiderman undies. Both of 'em walked in their room and put their clothes on. I told 'em once they were done to go watch cartoons while I made myself prettied up.

As I walked past the pile of clothes, I stopped and sorted 'em out and started a load. Once I done that, I went to my closest in my bedroom, which happened to be a walk-in. Eddie Boy always bought me classy clothes from Wal Mart, Goodwill, or yard sales. If we really splurged, we all went to Target. That store right there was high class. They had fancy fashion designers, but the nearest one to little ol' Forks was in Port Angeles. If we shopped there, somethin' special was comin' up or somethin' good happened.

I found one of my new summer outfits that I just got from Wal Mart-it was a pair of light pink shorts with a white spaghetti strapped tank that had lil' baby hearts on it. Eddie Boy bought a real nice bra and panty set that day, too. It also was white and baby pink, but its pattern was white and baby pink stripes. He made me feel so special, buying me smell good Equate body wash that smelled of strawberries.

He loved his young'uns too. If they was real good, he took 'em down to the dollar store and let 'em get somethin' fun to play with. His daddy, Carlisle, bought us a real special, nice car-a little blue Ford Echo; it was just perfect for our lil' family. Rosie and Em had them a silver Chevy pickup that Carlisle bought 'em while Jaz and Alice had a tan Dodge Stratus. Carlisle and Esme had a Cadillac and a real big Ford F-350.

When I was all dressed in my pretty pink and white outfit, I took my hair outta the rubberband and brushed my hair out. It took a real long time and I even at times pulled out clomps of hairs. I was gonna need a hair cut soon, but Eddie Boy didn't like for me to cut it. Once my hair was nice, smooth, and silky, I pulled it back in a proper ponytail and slid a white, plastic headband on. I was lookin' super cute for my Eddie Boy.

I found my pink flippy floppies and headed back towards the front of the trailer. Chucky and Nay Nay was watchin' that there SpongeBob. I didn't have much use for him, but the twins liked him, so I let it be. I sat back down on the couch and pulled out my pedi basket from underneath the end table beside the couch. The other day when Alice and I went to the dollar store, we saw they had started carrying nail polish. We jumped up and down, just a clapping and being all happy. She bought a red and I bought a pink. That is what I pulled out of the pedi basket.

I hiked my leg up on the coffee table and screwed the top off the polish and started a paintin' my toes that pretty shade of baby pink. I loved pink. My furniture was pink, my kitchen chairs were pink, my bathroom was pink as was the linens, and our bedroom was done pink and white. Eddie Boy said I was his queen and if I wanted pink everywhere, I was to have everything pink.

We found a pink and white checkered wallpaper at the dollar store, so he bought it for me and wallpapered my kitchen with it. And our bathroom had white wallpaper with little pink roses on it. Our carpet was a pretty beige color.

While I was a paintin' my toes, someone started a knockin' on the front door. Little Chucky ran over and opened it, jumpin' in excitement over seeing his Nanny.

"Nanny, did you bring me somefin? I hope it's good," he squeaked.

"Why, Chucky, yes I did."

Esme reached in one of her many shopping bags and pulled out a 'Mater truck, that truck for the movie Cars. Nay Nay quietly waited her turn for a hug and a kiss from Nanny. After she got 'em, Esme reached in her bag and pulled out a Tinkerbell doll. She had been to Wal Mart. Stumblin' in behind Esme was Rosie and Carl, who was covered in chocolate.

"He got into the bag of M&M's," Rosie said.

She walked him into my kitchen, wetted a paper towel, and scrubbed his face good. Esme watched for a few minutes and then sat by me.

"Oh, Bella, that is a beautiful shade of pink. Eddie Boy is gonna love that."

I nodded.

"While Rose and I were out yardsalin' this smornin', I found these pretty pair of silk and lacy panties in pastel colors for twenty-five cents a piece and I thought of you. They're so tiny, my big behind couldn't fit in 'em and they ain't skimpy enough for Alice. We all know Rose wears nothin' underneath her clothes except a bra. The lady said she only wore 'em twice and she warshed 'em before sellin' them today."

I watched with excitement as she pulled out pretty, pale blue, purple, green and yeller panties. They were just beautiful. The bottoms were solid silk with the lace at the waistband. Oh, Eddie Boy was gonna love these. They were gonna be my new sexy time panties.

"Oh, and I got you a carton of GPC's at Wal Mart while I got Rosie and Alice Camel's. I myself like those Marlboro Ultra Lights."

I took the box of cigarettes with a big ol' cheesy grin on my face. Once Rosie had Carl cleaned up, he went and sat by his cousins and watched TV while us adult women did our girl talk.

"Bella, I wish you and Eddie Boy would have another child. I just don't think Jazzy and Alice will ever have one. I miss having lil' babies around."

"Ms. Essie, I had my…oh, what are them tubes called? Fellatio…no, that's oral sex…Ethiopian…no, that's a person from that country in Africa. Oh, I got it, fallopian tube. My fallopian tubes are burned. My doctor burned 'em right on up. So, I'm done."

I saw her face fall just a little bit and Rosie shook her head from side to side. I knew she was done also. Lil' Carl just about done killed her while givin' birth to him. Esme looked as if she was thinkin' bout somethin' and then she raised her brows and reached inside another shopping bag.

"Oh, Bella, look what I found at the Goodwill store. One of them singin' bass fish. Isn't that nice?"

Rosie and I ooh'd and ah'd. It was nice. Eddie Boy was gonna love it. He'll hang it right over our fireplace mantel, next to his deer he shot last winter.

"Oh, Belly, the boys went fishin' this smornin' besides huntin'. Hopefully, we'll get some fish for a fish fry this evenin'," Rosie informed me.

I nodded and finished polishing all my nails.

After I was done, I said it was too nice a day to be cooped up indoors, especially the kids, so we all trooped outside. Chucky and Nay Nay was in nothin' but their undies. Lil' Carl felt overdressed, so he got down to his Hulk undies and joined his cousins out in the mud pit where they made mud pies and other mud things.

I drug my lawn chairs over to Jaz and Alice's as Essie and Rosie went to get theirs. Both Jaz and Alice were all nice and gold. As I sat down in my pink and white lawn chair, Jaz had moved his feet from his cooler lid and got me a beer. That cold can felt good on my face as I rubbed against it. Alice turned over as I popped the top and took my first sip.

"Belly, how you doin' this smornin'?"

"I'm good, real good. I hope dem boys bring back some good fish. I'd like to have a fish fry tonight."

Jaz and Alice nodded as they both started singing "Trashy Women," that country song from the nineties.

"Jaz bought a CD yesterday, country songs from the '90's," Alice replied.

I joined in the singin' when it was a song I knew, like "Watermelon Crawl," "Indian Outlaw," and "Gone Country."

Screams echoed across the trailer park and I looked over and saw the kids having a mud fight. I knew I would be scrubbin' mud from all sorts of places tonight. Rosie and Essie finally came back with their lawn chairs-Essie had a gray one and Rosie had a red one.

"Oh, shoot, Jazzy. I forgot to get you a carton of cigarette' at Wal Mart. I'm sorry," Esme apologized.

"Mama Esme, it's a'ight. I ain't hurtin' for 'em."

Alice turned over and pulled her sunnin' chair up so she could sit upright. She was a tiny thing. I was small but not as small as I was before the twins. Jaz pulled out a bandana from his pocket and tied it around his head. It was a Confederate flag one. Jaz loved that flag. It covered their entire trailer.

We sat around a while drinkin' beer, smokin' cigarettes and a chattin'. I guess it was almost 'bout eleven when two pickup trucks raced down the drive. A black Ford F-350 parted to the right, heading to my in-laws house and Em's big, silver Chevy raced towards us, blaring loud country music. Both guys fist pumpin' in the air. Em swerved into his driveway and my Eddie Boy was out before it was parked all the way.

"There's my woman. Come'ere, baby!"

I jumped outta my chair and ran to my man. He was all sweaty and smellin' of fish, but I didn't care. I laid a big ol' kiss on his pretty, full lips. He slipped his tongue in my mouth and we had some good tongue lovin'. My legs were a wrapped 'round his waist and his hands were on my butt, squeezing the cheeks.

When he finally let me loose, I came back to the ground, all outta air. My brain was a bit in a tizzy, little blue birdies flew around my head a chirping. I looked back up at my man, all in love with him and saw him a smilin' back at me. I loved that boy and he loved me.

"Baby, you and the girls betta get out all y'all's flour and oil, 'cause we gonna have a big ass fish fry tonight and we're gonna get chicken fried drunk too. You betta get my ma and pa to watch the twins 'cause our bed is gonna be a squeakin' and a thumpin' off the walls," Eddie Boy said as he smiled bigger at me.

Carlisle had walked over during our lovin' and was standin' by Essie. He looked tired but happy. He was kissin' the top of Essie's head, who in turn was a rubbin' on his hand that was restin' on her shoulder. I smiled sweetly at 'em. Eddie Boy and Em took out a cooler loaded wit fish and went to Em's cleanin' tables. Alice had gone inside and put on clothes. She never felt right wit her father 'round to be lying 'round half way naked.

Eddie Boy called over to me to go look inside and see if we have flour and oil for the fish fry. I did as he asked me to and found we had plenty of the items. I came back outside and told him we had plenty of it. Carlisle now had his own lawn chair, which was a dark green. He had a can of beer in his hand.

"Yeah, Jaz, I had to go out to the Newton farm and help their cow give birth. The calf was hung up in there and then I had to go further out to almost the end of the city limits and visit Tanya and her "roommates." Let's just say, lesbian lovin' got a bit outta hand the previous night."

Jaz and the rest of us laughed and moved on along to whatever else someone wanted to talk 'bout. The kids had left the mud pit and were now tryin' to sit in Gampy's lap. Rosie and I were a tryin' to get 'em down, but we saw big hands reach 'round us and grab them kids. I turned 'round and saw Eddie Boy a wranglin' our twins by their arms. I smiled up at him and he leaned down and placed a kiss on my forehead.

"Chucky and Nay Nay, stay off Gampy. You're both too dirty," Eddie Boy scolded 'em.

Em had a talkin' wit Carl and sent him back to Rosie. Chucky and Nay Nay looked upset.

"Babies, if you really want to love on Gampy, come'ere and let me hose y'all down," I said to 'em.

They ran to the water hose and I turned it on. Carl soon joined in. When all were hosed off, they took off for Carlisle. Soon, he was showered wit kisses and hugs. A little while later, Eddie Boy came up to me and said they were done wit the fish and he was gonna get cleaned up. He went to give me a kiss and turned away, he stank to high heavens of dead fish.

He took off for our trailer and me and the other girls sat talking 'bout else to cook for the fish fry tonight. We settled on fries, corn-on-the-cob, and baked beans. Alice said she'd go and make a big ol' thing of sweet tea. Jaz moved from his sittin' position and said he was gonna go get more beer. Carlisle offered to drive.

"Hey y'all, I ordered some pizzas. They should be here soon," Esme called out.

The guys said they would be back soon. Right as they were a leavin', Em came back from his shower and was carryin' his lawn chair, which he placed next to Rosie's. He reached in Jaz's cooler and got a beer. I asked for another, so he threw it to me. Right as I started a drinkin' it, I heard a whistle come from my porch, so I looked over and saw Eddie Boy standing shirtless and hair drippin' wet. He was a motionin' for me to come to him.

Wit my beer in hand, I walked over to my Eddie Boy. He backed away inside the trailer when I was on the porch. Once I was inside, he grabbed me by my waist, closed and locked the door, and took me to our bedroom. Soon, I was undressed and praisin' the sweet Lord Jesus as my pleasure overtook my senses.

After we were dressed, we went back outside and saw the pizza had come. I grabbed my plate and a new can of beer, Eddie Boy drank all mine after we was done lovin'. After we all ate our pizza and got our bellies full, we watched the kids play hide and seek, then tag, and finally Rosie and I laid our young'uns down for a nap. My twins fell asleep quick like.

When I got back outside, Eddie Boy and Jaz had gotten out their geetars and were singin' and pickin' tunes. Esme and Rosie were up dancin' around. Alice had gotten out her lil' tambourine and was beatin' out a tune to whatever the guys were playin'. Em and Carlisle were clappin' their hands and singin' along, too.

I sat back down in my chair and joined in wit Em and Carlisle. After many songs, it was time to start gettin' supper ready, so us women went over to Essie's and started on the fries, corn and baked beans while Em fired up his Fry Daddy. Eddie Boy went to our trailer and got the flour. Alice coated each fillet in the powder as Jaz seasoned 'em. Carlisle had joined us at the big house and was placin' cute kisses on Essie's cheeks and lips.

Soon enough, we all were a eatin' at Carlise and Esme's. The three kids sat at their little table and bench, eatin' fried fish, fries, corncob and beans. Essie made Kool-Aid for 'em and they were in heaven. We adults sat inside or outside under the umbrella as we sat on Essie's patio chairs. There was a nice breeze blowin' and we all were happy. Carlisle put on some George Strait and turned it low enough that it became background noise.

Eddie Boy took my hand after we was done eatin', pulled me up, walked me over to a quiet part of the yard, and put his hands 'round my waist. We started slow dancin'. His lips pressed softly on my forehead as I leaned into his chest. We danced like this for a couple of songs and danced on more. We didn't want to stop. Laughter of the children rang out through the late afternoon air, bringin' a smile to my lips.

I felt Eddie Boy turn my face up to his face, where I found a playful smile. He kissed me, gently and softly parting my lips with his tongue. After he pulled back, he was still a smilin', so I smiled back. After all these years, I was still over the moon for this boy.

"My Bizzy Izzy, is there anything 'bout our life that you would change?"

Without any waitin', I said, "No, Eddie Boy. I love my life wit you and our twins. There's not a single thing I would change."

He rested his forehead on mine and we continued on dancin'.

As the sun began to set, laughter of both adults and children floated through the evenin' air, I thought 'bout what all we had. We ain't the classiest bunch. We don't drive the fanciest cars. We don't drive the most priciest cars. What we do have is love and lots of it-for our simple life, simple clothing, simple cars and homes, but most importantly, for one another. My Eddie Boy and my babies are my life and my heart. I wouldn't want my life any other way.