What You Didn't Know About Lord of the Rings

1: Legolas likes cupcakes; part 1

After staying in Lothlorien for a while, the fellowship left to finish their quest-thingy. Everyone was thinking or talking about the presents they got from Lady Galadriel.

"She gave me three golden hairpins! And I asked for one!" boasted Gimli.

"Oh yeah, well I got a glass flashlight-thingy!" said Frodo from the other boat.

"I got an awesome bow." stated Legolas regally.

"We got gold belts!" chimed in Pippin and Merry.

"Well I can't remember what I got at all!" Everybody stared at Boromir.

"That doesn't count." said Aragorn.

"I know it doesn't. I was just trying to join in the conversation."

"I LOVE CUPCAKES!" screamed Legolas randomly. Everybody stared.

"That was so not regal and princely." said Frodo.

"I KNOW BUT I LOVE CUPCAKES!"

"Shut up! You're hurting my ears!" moaned Gimli, covering his ears.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" bellowed Legolas right next to Gimli's face.

"I SAID YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!"

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL! AAAHHH! BUNNIES ARE CUTE! I LIKE SPRINKLES AND CHOCOLATE! I LIIIIKE CUPCAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!"

Frodo then whacked the elf on the back of the head and knocked him out, also effectively shutting him up.