Okay, I've never written a story like this and I've never actually had a thought about making a story like this until my friend showed me the cutest chibi Sasuke ever and when my mind had a base for the design of Sasuke my imagination took over and the idea of this came to be.

Now if this story might isn't as good as others you people may have read but then again it might be, either way I don't mind. And yes, as said in the summary there will be Fem Sasuke.

I took TheHumanWiki's advice and decided to remake chapters 1-2

This story begins before the Chunin exams and after the Wave mission and their ages have been progressed by three years

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Squad 7 had just finished their daily training regiment and Kakashi had poofed off to who knows where, probably to see if any porn was on sale. Naruto was down on his back in the grass enjoying the breeze, Sakura was on his left kneeling but also enjoying the breeze. Sasuke on the other hand was standing up just after catching his breath and began to walk away. Naruto kept watch until Sasuke was out of ear shot then leaned over to Sakura.

"Hey, Sakura-chan." He said.

The pinkette picked her head up and looked at her blonde teammate. "What Naruto?"

"Let's go see what Sasuke does after training everyday. Whaddya say?" Naruto grinned.

Sakura put her finger to her chin and looked up obviously thinking.

"But what if we get caught?" She asked.

"If we get caught I'll just say I dragged you along, and you've been kicking and screaming the entire time." Naruto said.

"Hmmm, I don't know." She said.

"Oh come on! What's the worst that can happen? So we get caught and have an awkward conversation as to why we were stalking him big whoop." Naruto shrugged.

"...Okay let's do it." Sakura beamed.

They both nodded and leaped off to catch up with Sasuke. They found him in the marketplace with a paper bag in his arms filled to the brim with groceries and two plastic bags caught in his fingers with even more food.

"Wow, that kid eats a lot doesn't he?" Naruto mumbled.

"Shush." Sakura hissed.

They trailed Sasuke into one of the super stores for anything you couldn't get outside. He got milk, a case of 12 bottles of water he zig zagged through multiple rows and for a minute they had lost him. When they found him again he was getting rang up at the counter, he thanked the cashier and continued on his way.

"Sheesh, is this what he does everyday?" Naruto muttered. "He's not as dark and deep as you thought huh Sakura-chan?"

"I hate to admit it but you're right Naruto." Sakura said.

"Well it's only five, maybe he'll do something else?" Naruto said. "Let's keep at it."

Sakura nodded and they continued following him until they reached the Uchiha compound. He kept going until finally he reached one of the biggest houses in the deserted compound. Naruto motioned towards the roof and they were able to slip in above the ceiling tiles. Crawling through Sasuke's ceiling they popped a tile so they could see him putting his food away and they had to stifle a yawn each. Once he was done with the food he began walking through the house and cleaning.

'Are you kidding me? He went shopping and now he's cleaning? What's wrong with this guy!' Naruto thought.

After an hour of cleaning Sasuke put the cleaning tools away and went to his room.

"Oh, wow! We're in Sasuke-kun's room! Okay we're in his ceiling but we're still in his room!" Sakura quietly squealed.

Sakura went red faced as she saw Sasuke take off his shorts and boxers she rolled over with a dreamy look in her eyes.

"Oh cmon Sakura-chan, wake up what if he does something amazing now huh you don't want to miss it?" Naruto shook her.

Suddenly he heard the poof of someone casting or breaking a henge. Curious Naruto looked down and saw something shocking, there where Sasuke was once standing was a slender girl with raven hair in a high ponytail that went down to her lower back. She had on Sasuke's arm warmers but quickly took those off and reached for the bottom of her blue shirt ready to take off the last article of her clothing.

'Sasuke probably found out we were following him and is trying to play a joke on us.' Naruto thought.

Naruto jumped down throught the ceiling silently then stood up straight.

"Sasuke!" He exclaimed.

"Eek!" The girl squealed.

Turning to face him, her or his shirt was already off his or her chest and was hanging on his or her arms. His or her now red face was framed by split bangs as his or her mouth hung open.

"Naruto? Wha-what are you doing here?" She or he yelled.

"Oh ya know, just felt like following ya. But more to the point why do you have breasts Sasuke? Or is it Sasura? Sasuko maybe? Or perhaps Saaki?" Naruto teased.

"Th-The first one." Sasuke no wait Sasura answered.

"Sasura huh?" Naruto said. "Well I'll be damned shot in the dark."

Sasura blushed and tried to cover herself but of course Naruto thought that Sasuke was just playing the prank to the end.

"Okay enought is enough! You got your weird little kick outta this now drop the henge." Naruto sighed.

"Henge? What're you talking about this is really me." Sasura mumbled.

"Bullshit! Cmon' Sasuke just drop it already!" Naruto exclaimed.

He stepped forward completely set on pushing Sasuke over but when his hands touched Sasura's chest he got two hand fulls of soft breasts. Naruto stood there with a dumb look on his face and Sasura stood up straight as her mouth hung open and a comical fang protruded from her mouth.

"Wow... So soft." Naruto mumbled.

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"Eek! You perv!" Sasura shouted at the top of her lungs.

Naruto jumped back and landed on the tips of his toes as he held his arms up in defence.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I thought you were in a henge!" Naruto tried to reason.

"Well clearly I'm not you freakin perv!" Sasura yelled and crossed her arms over her chest.

'Wow... Sasuke really is a girl! How have I not noticed this?' Naruto wondered.

Naruto looked at Sasura who was facing away from him with one arm over her breats and the other trying to cover up her butt. Naruto unzipped his jacket and held it out to her.

"H-Here." Naruto said.

"Th-Thank you." Sasura mumbled.

She took his jacket and put on as quick as she could. It was big enough so it covered all of her torso but not enough to cover her butt.

"Would you please give me some shorts outta that dresser right there?" Sasura blushed.

"This one right here?" Naruto asked.

"Mmhm." She answered.

Reaching in he pulled out a pair white short-shorts, and they were very short.

"Um, here you go." Naruto handed her the shorts.

"Thanks." She mumbled.

Naruto stayed turned around as she put on her shorts then turned back around to find her sitting on her bed and much more calm then he had left her.

"Sorry about the um, you know, grabbing of your breasts." Naruto apologized. "I did honestly think you were in a henge."

"S'alright." She said.

"So um, how long exactly have you been a girl...exactly?" He stumbled over his words.

Sasura gave him a look that practically screamed "Seriously?".

"Really Naruto? You have to ask that?" She asked him.

"Sorry, it's just that it's not everyday you wake up and later on find out your rival who you thought to be a boy your entire life is actually a girl... a well endowed girl at that." Naruto reasoned.

"Pervert." She muttered.

"Okay we've established that I'm a pervert enough with that." He said.

"Okay, okay... C'mere sit with me talk with me." She said.

Sasura patted the area next to her and Naruto carefully settled himself down next to her. Once Naruto was nice and comfy, or at least as comfy as he could get, Sasura leaned on his shoulder.

"You need to relax Naruto, you'll end up with a cramp." Sasura giggled.

"How come you're so calm about all this?" He asked.

"Dunno, maybe it's because your jacket's so comfy. Or maybe it's cuz' I'm starting to come to terms that you know my secret." She answered.

"Um, so does the Sasuke I know even exist?" Naruto asked.

"He might have if not for the Uchiha massacre." Sasura replied. "You do know that story right?"

"Well I know that one of the Uchiha snapped and went beserk." Naruto said.

"That's enough to let you know how the Sasuke you know came to exist." Sasura explained. "You see, after the massacre I woke up in the hospital and overheard two of the nurses talking about that I was the only one left of the clan. I waited until evening and snuck into the records and changed them."

"Why?" He asked.

"Because, before I left back to my room I overheard one of the doctors saying how it was a good thing I was girl. That way they could easily breed the Uchiha clan back to power real soon but that's all I stuck around for." Sasura explained. "You see, I found my cousin's record and we always looked alike so it wouldn't be too hard to fool people. So I practiced the Henge jutsu a lot and boom Uchiha Sasuke came to be."

"Wow." Naruto said.

"You can't tell anyone Naruto!" Sasura told him.

"Huh?" He questioned.

"I know that Hokage-sama won't do that to me but if the council either ninja or civilian got a hold of me I'll never see the light of day again and I'll just be a breathing Uchiha factory! Please you have to promise that you won't tell anyone!" Sasura screamed at him.

"Okay! Okay! Calm down I won't tell anyone Sasura! I promise." Naruto said.

"Thank you so much Naruto!" She squealed and hugged him tight.

Not sure what to do Naruto wrapped his arms around her and rubbed her back gently. He felt her relax in his arms then she moved to straddle his waist to hug him tighter.

"Sasura! Can't breathe!" He gasped.

"Oh! Sorry bout' that." She giggled.

"It's alright... you know you're awfully bubbly as opposed to Sasuke." Naruto commented.

Sasura smiled at him then stuck her toungue out at him.

"So um what now?" Sasura asked.

"Huh?" He asked back.

"I mean, do we keep hugging or should I let you go? Or maybe do you want to stay the night cuz' it's getting pretty late." She kept going.

"Why can't we just talk?" Naruto asked.

"What?" She asked.

"Well yeah, I mean sure I know Sasuke... to an extent. But I don't know you." Naruto said.

"Oh I guess we could talk." Sasura smiled.

He smiled back.

I've decided that any heavy romance will come in later now. Anyway it would be awesome if anyone reviewed, no flames plz but constructive critiscism is welcomed if not encouraged.

Now keep in mind I have no idea if Sasura is indeed an actual name but it does sound believeable as a female Sasuke name and that's just what I'll go with

-Raidori