Well, hello peepz! Here we go again, and this time with Kyouraku Shunsui! Our next victim *cough* I mean guest will be announced at the end of the... um... Whatchamacallit. Sooo um, enjoy.
Bleach (C) to Tite Kubo
R&R!
Search for a Candidate Case 5: Kyouraku Shunsui
Q: Well, hello folks, sorry for the delay, but here we are again! I know that I haven't been on in a while, and the truth is-
Editor: Enough preaching.
Q: I'm not preaching.
Editor: *sighs* yes you are
Q:… I thought I paid editors to be quiet and edit out all my mistakes.
Editor: I-
Q: Shut up.
Kyouraku: Oh, come on, young lady-
Q: WHO ARE YOU CALLING YOUNG *Turns around* You- *Notices him and practically dies*Kyouraku-taichou!
Editor: I thought we made it clear we weren't doing honorifics?
Q: *ignores* Kyouraku-taichou! *squeals* You actually came!
Kyouraku: Of course *Looks closer at Q*… But my, your pretty beautiful up close, Q-chan
Q: I know! *Giggles flirtatiously*
Gin: Stay away from mah Q
Q: GIN *Dies*
Editor: This wasn't scheduled… (Note to audience: Editor is also known as the manager)
Gin: I jus' wanted ta pop in.
Kyouraku: But Q-chan is so pretty. *Q-Q*
Q: *Melts* Kyouraku-taichou! You are soooooooo sweet! *Giggles*
Gin: *Smiles creepily*
Q: *Dies*
Editor: *Frowns*
Kyouraku: *Gapes*
Q: *Comes back to life and jumps up and down* THE SMILE!
Kyouraku: I thought this was supposed to be about me…
Editor: So did I *Raises up her/his hand*
Q: *Glares at the editor* Be quiet! Besides, my target word count is 500 this time so I gotta work for it!
Gin: *Leaves suddenly*
Q: NOOO *Cries*
Kyouraku: There, there…. *Hugs*
Nanao: Stop harassing little girls! *Whacks him*
Q: *Glares* I'm not a little girl!
Kyouraku: Poor Q-chan.
Q: Now for the questions… Well, here goes… Why do you always skip out on work?
Kyouraku: Sake and woman!
Q: … That was surprisingly predictable.
Kyouraku: Oh, Q-chan, Nanao is so mean to me when we're working *Cries*
Q: AWWW! Nanao you meanie!
Nanao: *Pushes up glasses*I should leave… *Awkwardly pats Kyouraku on the head and then leaves*
Kyouraku: NANAO! *Bawls*
Q: *Ahem* Kyourak-taichou, when was the last time you had a girlfriend?
Kyouraku: *Freezes*
Q: ?
Kyouraku: Oh, you know, I've had so many lately I don't even remember! *Lying*
Q: So… None?
Kyouraku: *Coughs uncomfortably* Next question…
Q: What's your favorite color?
Kyouraku: Pink!
Q: Are all the stories about you and Ukitake-taichou true?
Kyouraku: What stories?
Q: …. Um, you know…
Kyouraku: What?
Q: That… *mumbles* You and him are…
Kyouraku: Are what? *Confused*
Q: *Coughs and says something*
Kyouraku: …. Of course they're true!
Q: *Jaw drops* YOUR HAVING SEX WITH JUSHIRO!
Kyouraku:WHAT!
Editor: Q!
Q: *Dies in a corner* It's true… *Fangirl Fantasies*
Kyouraku: WHAT?
Case Kyouraku Conclusion: Very clueless…
Kyouraku: Who made that story up?
Q: You just said it was true…
Editor: Q, stop being rude!
Q: *Glares* I don't pay you to talk in my stories!
Editor: You don't pay me.
Kyouraku: … *Very confused*
Case Kyouraku Conclusion 2: HE'S HAVING SEX WITH JUSHIRO! Eep now we got some dirt! *Evil laugh*
Well, just to let you all know, I DID reach my word goal... I got 629 without the a/n so WOOT! XD Well, to meet the demand, the next person is going to be...
BYAKUYA! YAY time to torture Mr. Stick-up-his-ass! Please, review with any potential embarassing situations (and/or evil comments and names) to call him... Oh, and don't forget to tell me who you want to see next!