A/N: This one happened to Go-Go-Go, and I find that hilarious! Thanks for sharing it!

Frozen Reality

The ship loomed in the distance as the Auditore walked quickly. Claudia's words echoed in his head as he thought of his destination of Monteriggioni.

"If it gets full, I keep what ever won't fit."

Ezio was in desperate need of money, and he didn't need Claudia taking it, though he felt bad for sounding selfish. The chest wouldn't hold much anyway. He turned to the Vaggio, about fifteen meters away, when he spotted a guard. "Merda! Can't have him see me…" Ezio had passed several posters advertising his notoriety. He walked out of the vision of the guard, stalked around behind him. Ezio stood so close, he could practically smell the guard, who smelled of sweat. He prepared his hidden blade, launched it and jumped around, slashing the guard in the neck. Ezio put away the blade and watched, secretly hoping the guard would fall in the water.

The man in the Fast Travel Station stood stricken, astonished.

"Che cazzo?" Ezio growled.

The guard stood still.

The assassin walked up to the stiff guard and waved his hand in the guard's face. "What the hell?" He poked him in the chest. The guard didn't move or react as the blood seeped down his chest. "Fall over already!" Ezio growled, preparing to shove the guard.

"My god! Where are the guards?" Someone yelled as pedestrians stood around, watching the angry assassin.

Ezio pulled his hood on further and stalked away, shoving people out of the way. "Fuck him…"