Hello and welcome to my new story! In this one I will interview a few different people in Hueco Mundo. Mostly Espada's but Aizen, Gin, and Tosen are going to be interviewed as well. First one to be interviewed is Grimmjow! OH and a quick note: I got the idea of using different text styles for a different character from Lady Khali of .
Grimmjow Jeagerjack
Interview Questions
Grimmjow's answers
Ulquiorra's comments
1. Why are you an espada?
I like to kill. Espada's kill. That's reason enough.Trash, we are all Espada's to serve Aizen-sama. Aizen-sama my ass, that's not the reason I became an espada.
2. Are you happy with your rank? Why?
Of course not! I'm stronger than that bastard Ulquiorra so I should be the fourth espada, not him!Pfft, you know that's not true. Why don't you say that to my face you bastard! I did you blind trash. Ulquiorra, stop annoying Grimmjow, this is after all his interview.
3. Who do you want to fight the most? Why?
Ulquiorra. If I fight him I will defeat him once and for all! You nearly died in our last battle, you are no where near winning. Just shut up you stupid emo.
4. Do you 'like' anyone?
I don't have time for that. Liking someone isn't going to make me stronger.Finally something we agree on.
5. What is your sexual orientation?
Straight. 100% straight, without question. Gays are just so creepy.Straight? But I thought you told Nnoitra that- SHUT UP That's none of your business you eavesdropper!
6. If you had to change it, with who do you see yourself?
You want the truth? I would quickly kill myself before that would happen. I just said gays were creepy and I am not creepy! Nor will I ever be, now stop with these stupid questions damn it. Someone is a little defensive eh Grimmjow?
7. Are you happy with the way Aizen rules?
No! He let Tosen cut my arm off; of course I'm not happy. I hope that bastard drops dead any second now.Take that back, Aizen-sama made you what you are now and he rules with reason.
8. Do you think you will win the great winter war?
Hands down we will. Those shinigami are so weak I could take them all on and come out of the battle without a scratch!You couldn't but I agree, we will win.
9. How do you think you are going to die?
I'm going to die in the greatest battle of my life and I will be happy. I will kill him, and he definitely won't be happy.
10. Who is your best friend?
Best friend? Don't have one. But people keep insisting that Ulquiorra is my best friend. Are they insane? I have on multiple occasions said that I wanted him dead, is that what you say to a friend? No, I didn't think so.Correct.
11. If you could have anything, what would it be?
I would want all the power in the world. That way I can kill Ulquiorra with a twitch of my finger and then I'll never have to see that self righteous look on his face again!Self righteous look on my face? You know that's a lie, you love that look.
12. Where would your dream vacation be?
Hawaii... awesome beaches and hot babes.He means hot dudes.
13. What are your hobbies?
Training, trying to kill Ulquiorra, training, and training.Don't forget acting gay and running that 'secret' animal shelter back in Japan.
14. What would you do if you found a stray kitten?
Awww how cute! I would take it in and love it with all my heart and wait a second, that's not what I mean. I would kill that kitten and make myself a hat out of its fur. Ohh, who am I kidding, I could never kill a cute little kitten.... I have nothing to add.
15. What would you do if one morning you woke up and you were fat?
Kill myself. Fat people are weak and I am not weak. But just because I would kill myself doesn't mean I'm suicidal!Nnoitra wouldn't let you kill yourself, he likes fat sex.
16. What is the most embarrassing thing you've done?
That's for me to know and for you to never, ever find out.He lost one of his balls and I found it in the laundry. What, no that's not true, I didn't loose it... it was stolen. By who? The ball thief? No, Szayel! ...lovely...
17. Are you afraid of anything? Why?
I am afraid of nothing. Fear is for losers.He's deathly afraid of black people ever since the Tosen incident.
18. What makes you sad? Why?
Starving kittens out on the street make me sad! How can something so cute have to suffer so much! And no, loving kittens does not make me a creepy cat man.Creepy cat man.
19. What would you do if you found Aizen naked in your bed?
Yeeeessss I would grab my sword and kill him right then and there. Then I would sell his corpse to all his crazy fan girls. They could rip it into shreds amongst themselves.Bastard!
20. What would you do if you found Nnoitra naked in your bed?
Umm... Don't tell anyone but I would quietly sneak out of the room and try to make sure he doesn't notice me. Last time he did that I could not poop for a week because my ass hurt so much.Too much information. Yeah, I have to agree with that.
21. Do you have any mental problems? Be honest!
No, none I am perfectly sane and mentally stable. Not for long.
22. Would you ever betray Aizen?
If I was given the opportunity then yes. I am after power, not staying loyal to Aizen. If you dare betray Aizen I will personally hunt you down and kill you in a very painful way. Ooo looks like I hit a nerve huh emo clown?
23. Do you think that Aizen and Gin are more than friends?
Yes. What else would Gin always be smiling about? I disagree. You always disagree, and you can bitch about that all you want in your interview. I will.
24. Tell me the truth, do you like tea?
Bleh, no. You're just too stupid to appreciate tea. Sure, if that will make you shut up then yes.
25. Who do you think is the stupidest Espada? Why?
Nnoitra because he still thinks that condoms are little transparent hats for midgets. ...That is stupid.
26. Who do you think is the gayest Espada? Why?
Ulquiorra is the gayest! Have you seen the way he looks at Aizen! You can feel the gayness radiating off him. Grimmjow, I had no idea that blank stares radiated gayness. Well they do, but only for you.
27. Do you want kids? If yes, how many and if no, why?
No, kids need time and I need to train so I don't have time. And yet you somehow have enough time to run that animal shelter. Will you just drop that? No. Never.
28. *Hides* What is your favourite colour?
Blue. Why does everyone hate the question? It's just a colour.
29. On a scale of 1-10 what do you give you overall? Why?
I have to say a nine because I'm not perfect until I defeat Ulquiorra. I give him a four and he will never be perfect.
30. What do you think about humans?
Some are hot, some are ugly, I like the hot ones. Trash.
31. How do you feel about insects?
Feel? What sort of question is that? But if you must know, I hate them. It's only because they're all poisonous, you're not supposed to eat them. Idiot. Shut up, I only did that once!
32. Do you like Justin Beiber?
Who? Yes, who is this Justin Beiber and is he a threat to our plans? Never mind...
33. What do you think about the anime 'Naruto'?
Oh, that ninja place where they learn all those fancy shmansy hand signs? It's okay I guess, but its kinda wimpy that so few of them know how to sword fight. It's all crap.
34. Do you like the author of Bleach?
No! The author made Strawberry dude kill Ulquiorra, and I lost to both of them! Oh and on top of that no one knows if I'm dead or alive, including me! I'm dead, how do you think I feel?
35. Would you switch anime's? Why?
Actually yes, I would like a chance to fight all those wimpy ninja's in Naruto. I wouldn't leave Aizen-sama.
36. Do you drink?
Not too much... He drinks three six-packs a day.
37. Do you smoke?
No. Shockingly this is the truth.
38. Do you gamble?
Not a lot. Again, true.
39. Do you repent to Aizen, your God, if you do something bad?
Repent to Aizen? Who the hell comes up with these questions! I do. Oh, well then... CUT THE CRAP! Well, I like the questions.
40. What would you do if a bird pooped on your head?
Kill it! Baka.
41. What would you do if Wonderweis pooped on your head?
...How would he do that? Would he like climb on my head and then... eww... you're gross. I have to agree.
42. What would your dream house look like?
It would be completely blue, huge, and the most beautiful house in the world! You've got your head in the clouds.
43. Do you ever see yourself getting married? Why?
No, I. Must. Train. No time to get married.
44. Do you like snow? Rain? Sun?
I'm okay with snow and sun but damn it I hate rain! It's all wet and yucky. I like the rain...
45. What is your lucky number?
666! She said lucky, not unlucky dumb ass.
46. If you had to change your name, what would your new name be?
My new name would be... Death! How foolish.
47. Would you ever let your fan girls/ boys into your room?
No! Are you insane! You saw what they did to Nnoitra right? Oh yeah... That was funny. Indeed.
48. Are you a pimp or a bitch?
Pimp, and Ulquiorra is my bitch. That makes you sound gay with me. Opps.
49. Do you take any medication to enhance your power?
No, fake power is not real power and it is not something I am interested in. We can agree on this.
50. How do you feel after the interview?
Like crap. You made me sound so gay! No, that was all you... and Ulquiorra helped too. Yes, see Grimmjow, you should be nice to humans or they will make you sound sooo gay.
Thoughts?