Title: Not My Fault
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Note: I also have a full fic version of this that was demanded by the original fandom. This is a fandom twice re-worked fic! First CSI, then SVU, and now Criminal Minds! :)

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"I hate it when you whine!"

"And I hate it when you breathe!" Emily retorted as she slammed a fist into the closed office door.

"It's not my fault you closed the door!" JJ shot back at the angry brunette.

"And it's not my fault you failed to mention that the lock on your door was broken!" Emily's eyes flashed in annoyance.

It was going on eight hours since the profiler and the press liaison had become trapped in JJ's office. Due to the late hour, a locksmith was unable to come out until the next morning. The only other option was to break the door down, and JJ didn't want to have to explain to Strauss and the rest of the BAU why her office was missing the door. And to make the situation even worse, the air condition chose that day to cease working.

"It's not my fault that the damn air condition isn't working!" JJ shouted, throwing her hands up in exasperation.

"Well it sure as hell isn't my fault that you chose not to eat tonight!" Emily sniped, her voice dripping with venom.

"And it's not my fault that seeing you this pissed off is such a turn on!" JJ snarled as she pinned Emily against the wall.

"Good to know," Emily growled, "Now that I know it turns you on, I guess I will have to break the lock on our bedroom door and be really bitchy huh?" she asked in a low throaty voice, looking at the younger woman through her lashes.

"Whatever floats your boat, baby," JJ agreed before claiming the brunette's lips with her own.

~Finis!~