"You non-working piece of SHIT!"

Slam.

"You pick now of ALL times to BREAK! ARGH!"

Slam.

"I'm gonna SMASH this thang!"

Slam.

"What the hell was that?" Banzai called, making his way to Shenzi's "office" which was really just a computer on a desk with a printer, scanner, and other random surroundings.

She lay with her forehead down on the desk, her paws resting on different sides of the keyboard, claws retracted. The upset female let out a loud groan, lifting her head up a tad and slamming it back down on the desk.

Banzai raised a brow, leaning against the doorway and crossed his arms. "What are you doing?"

She groaned once more, slamming her paw down as she lifted her head up to give Banzai a death glare.

"The computer is BUSTED." She snapped. "I can't print my friggen report!" The female slapped her paw against the computer screen, watching as nothing happened. A growl rumbled in the throat and Banzai couldn't help but snicker.

"Shuddup! It's not funny!"

He paused before laughing harder. "It kinda is, Shenzi…"

She snarled, hurling a letter-opener at him, which made contact with his forearm. "It's NOT funny."

Hissing in pain, Banzai rubbed his arm and stepped over to the computer, leaning over to look at the frozen screen. Shenzi huffed out an annoyed sigh.

"Can you fix it?" She mumbled, her eyes staring at her male cohort.

He shrugged a tad, trying to type a few useless commands into the keyboard. "Dunno, looks pretty broke."

Shenzi hissed out another sigh, her head resting in her paw. "You GOTTA be KIDDIN' me! Why can't it break when you're lookin' at porn or somethin'?"

Banzai rolled his eyes, still trying to type commands. "'Cause then, it's be a computer from Hell. And who said I watch porn on this old thing?"

"Please, I DON'T wanna know…" she groaned, now resting her ankles on the edge of the desk. Banzai pushed her chair aside, now kneeling in front of the broken computer, randomly pressing buttons on the monitor to no avail.

Shenzi finally sat up, growling a bit. "Could you take any LONGER!"

Banzai glared back at his female friend, his teeth bared. "I'm doin' the best I friggen can, Shen-zi!"

She snorted, crossing her arms. "Just forget it, I'll fail the assignment."

Banzai rolled his eyes at her, looking over his shoulder at the pouting girl with a smile. "You think I'm that mean?"

"No, I think you'd spare yourself the trouble of fixing the computer."

He laughed, pressing another button while holding down a few keys, happy to see a pop-up menu appear. Shenzi stared in awe at the machine, and at the man who FIXED said machine. He turned back her at again, grinning ear to ear.

"Lemme print the—"

Banzai shooed her away. "Did I say I was done?"

Confused, Shenzi stepped from the "office" standing right outside the door. She heard Banzai take in a deep breath before letting out a stream of curses, which only made the female burst into uncontrollable laughter, falling onto her bottom in the process.

After a few minutes, Banzai coolly stepped out of the room, his hands in his pockets. He smiled at the snickering Shenzi before clearing his throat.

"I'm goin' back to my show," he announced. Shenzi stood up, trying to catch her breath. When she finally did, she gave the male a peck on the nose before stepping back into the room.

"Gracias amigo!" She called as the whirr of the printer began to start. He smiled to himself, rolling his eyes as he rubbed the spot where he lips touched his nose.

"Denada…" He mumbled. Why can't she kiss me for everything I do?