Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I should have been writing a lot of fanfics today. But alas, I'm a stupid idiot who likes to act like a dumb moron, so forgive me. Anyway, here's, yep, yet another friggin' farting fanfic from me. At the rate I'm going, I'll probably have at least one hundred farting fanfiction. Meh, they're better than stupid, incredibly short 1 shots!

Sunny day on Dream Land as it was an absolute beautiful day to be out, with there being several rounds of Super Smash Bros occurring on the battlefields above the cartoony planet of Popstar. Tiff and Tuff were both hanging out in the meadows, with the annoying pink puffball nobody actually liked that much surprisingly not there (as whatever gender it decided on was most likely feeding on large amounts of food, as usual).

"It's just a great day to be out here, isn't it, Tuff?" Tiff stated as she sighed, sitting down on the nice, smooth green grass.

Tuff, who was also sitting down, nodded his head in agreement. "You tell me. I just want to eat some sandwiches."

Tiff giggled as she waved her left hand at Tuff. "Heh. You're acting like Kirby."

"Who's Kirby?" Tuff stated as he tilted his head to the right, apparently having a brief case of the stupid.

Tiff stared at him blankly as her right eye twitched. "Okay, now you're just teasing me."

"What?" Tuff stated again as he just blankly stared at his sister as if she was a giant, talking cheeseburger.

Tiff growled as she shook her fists, standing up and walking towards the northern direction, heading deeper into the peaceful meadows. "Forget it, Tuff! You want to go eat sandwiches, then go on an eating spree for all I care!"

"Uhh, okay." Tuff shrugged as he lied back down on the grass, feeling his stomach rumble. "Though that does sound like a good idea."

Meanwhile, back at King DeDeDe's castle, the big fat penguin with an even larger ego and an enormous wooden mallet was ordering yet another monstah to clobbah dat dere Kirbeh, as Escargoon was also right by him. The two were talking to the Customer Service of NME Enterprises.

"So as you can see, King DDD, this new monster of ours will surely get rid of Kirby for sure!" Customer Service stated as he opened up his arms.

King DeeDeeDee rubbed his chin peculiarly as he was not fully convinced. "Hmm, I don't know. This monster you told me seems a bit... fishy."

"Why would we want a monster that would make Kirby gassy?" Escargoon asked as he, too, opened up his arms, approaching the television screen.

Customer Service merely laughed as he shook his head. "Don't you see, your majesty? This new monster will make anyone so gassy they can't be cured unless subjected to mass pain. Kirby has a stomach that is seemingly endless... so if he's gassy..."

King DeDeeDe's eyes widened with joy as he slammed his right fist on the panel, laughing as he clapped. "Of course! Dat troublesome twerp Kirbeh will pop, and we'll be rid of him in a hop!" He pointed at the screen as he continued laughing, "Send the monster right away, hearing this just made my day!"

A few minutes later, DeeDeDee and Escargoon watched as the gassy monster, simply named "Gaster", flew out of the room, heading through the hallways. Meta Knight noticed this, but due to the monster being shaped like a ball of gas, he shrugged it off for the meantime, knowing what eventually would become of it. He entered the throne room, approaching DDDe.

"You do realize that the monster you just ordered is going to bite you back in the ass, right?" Meta Knight stated as he folded his arms.

DeeDD scoffed as he folded his arms, rolling his eyes. "So what of it? It's not my concern." He continued laughing as Escargoon joined in the laughing, with Meta Knight simply standing there.

Back in the meadows, Tiff sighed heavenly as she embraced the beauty of nature itself. However, things were about to go sour for the intelligent girl as the Gaster monster was steadily approaching, completely missing Kirby, who was heading back to Cappy Town. Gaster spotted Tiff, and without a second thought or consideration, ran straight into Tiff's butt. Tiff opened her eyes as she placed her hands on her hips, but all of that perfect peace was ruined once Tiff farted.

"What the!" Tiff exclaimed, slightly blushing as she looked around, hoping no one heard that. She sighed of relief as she smiled, lowering her eyes. "Phew! I don't know what came over me to do that, but-"

Gaster laughed as he programmed what he was sent to do, making Tiff fart even louder as he evilly laughed. Tiff started panicking as she covered her butt, rushing towards the nearby bushes to hide herself.

"I don't know why I'm gassy suddenly... but I gotta find a way to stop this!" Tiff muttered to herself as she farted loudly again, making her squeal in horror.

Some Smashers who fell off the stage they were fighting on were lying on the grass, watching Tiff hide away while continuing to poot.

"Was that the princess, or is it just me?" Ness spoke up.

"Don't blame you, they kinda look the same to me." Young Link admitted while picking his nose.