Done just for fun :) Nothing special or anything, but I hope my readers can take this as a small apology from me for not updating my other story for ages. BTW, putting a new chapter up by 48hours , will promise to stop procrastinating/having writers block and start writing!

P.S. Speech pattern goes: Arthur, Merlin, Arthur, Merlin etc.

"Merlin, you're infuriating,"

"Gee thanks."

"You're always late –"

"You wake up too early."

"My chamber is always in a horrific mess-"

"Well whose fault is it that it's like that in the first place?"

"You're sword fighting skills are disgraceful-"

"..."

"..."

"What?"

"No argument?"

"Nope."

"..Alright, anyway, you never –"

"I would have beat you that first time if Gaius didn't distract me."

"If you weren't such an idiot you wouldn't have let your guard down, and stop interrupting me! Anyway, you never-"

"Yes sire."

"Merlin!"

"Arthur!"

"..What?"

"I thought we were just shouting names, you know, for the hell of it."

"..."

"You were saying?"

"..You never-"

"..."

"..."

"I didn't say anything!"

"But you might have."

"It's nice to know you have so much faith in me."

"..Sorry, anyway, you never-"

"Clotpole."

"MERLIN!"

"I'll stop."

"You never show any respect. What do you have to say for yourself?"

"I, Merlin of Ealdor, promise to always put up with your prattish behaviour, for better and for worse."

"You are by far the worst manservant in history-"

"If you don't mind I'm going to walk over to that tree over there where there are no spoilt princes throwing hissy fits at defenceless manservants."

"Absolutely infuriating, complete idiot."

"Off I go."

"..Merlin, wait."

"Yeh?"

"...love you anyway."