As I'm writing this I'm hoping my computer wont turn itself off… it wont even let me play Sims 3! : (
Okey dokey then, on with the chapter, comin' atcha as fast as I can!
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I didn't really have any inspiration to write about the honey moon, so this is a while after… it's a set up for my next story
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Ritsu drove along the long, curvy road, watching Mio head bang to her iPod through the corner of her eye. She would laugh every few seconds at the ridiculous face Mio was making, with her eyes closed and her lips pursed. Suddenly she got an idea, and took a quick glance at the road. Then, in between Mio's head bang, she stuck her arm out quickly, and Mio banged her head right into Ritsu's forearm.
"OW!" Mio shouted, her eyes flying open. "Why did you do that Ritsu?"
"I don't know… you know how much I love to tease." Ritsu said, with an innocent smile.
"Sadly," Mio added, rolling her eyes.
"What were you listening to?" Ritsu asked, facing the road again.
"Smokahontas," Mio replied, putting her earphones back in, but turning the volume low."
"You know Mio, a few years back, you would have been scared of songs like that." Ritsu said, with a small chuckle, remembering Mio's little "fits".
"Yeah, I guess you're right… maybe being with you for so many years is starting to make me tougher, since you do try to scare me almost 24/7…" Mio said, with a slight scowl.
"But it makes you look so cute, how could I possibly resist?" Ritsu said, harmlessly. "Besides, I wouldn't actually let anything happen to you."
"Right, right," Mio said, waving it away.
"I'm serious! I'm like a knight in shining armor! We could be like a sappy manga, with me being that like secret hero kinda person, and then you're the tsundere that I'm in love with!" Ritsu said. Mio hit in her in the head.
"Who're calling a tsundere?" Mio growled, a light shade of red.
"Mio, you're just reinforcing it…" Ritsu mumbled.
"Shut up!" Mio grumbled, turning her volume up.
"Oh great, now she's going to shut me out…" Ritsu laughed. "You guys still love me, don't you?"
Ritsu turned around to look at the three dogs in the back. They all looked at her, tilting their heads to the left. Then Ritio sneezed at her and looked away.
"Well that's ok, cuz I still have Mercutio and Hayley!" Ritsu said, turning her head away. "You guys are my good doggies!"
The two dogs barked happily, and Ritio laid his head on the window.
"Aw Ritio's no fun!" Ritsu huffed, and the dogs barked in agreement.
"Stop harassing my dog, Ritsu!" Mio growled. Ritio barked with Mio.
"I'm just playing with him," Ritsu said. "Mercutio and Hayley understand."
They barked and Mercutio let his tongue hang on the side of his mouth.
"You guys are bullying Ritio…" Mio said with a sigh.
"Well, he's the runt, so they get to pick on him." Ritsu said.
"He's bigger than both of them now." Mio pointed out.
"My doggies can do whatever they want, because they are my good doggies! Yesh you guys are! Yesh you are!"
"Ritsu, just shut up and keep your eyes on the road. If we crash, I'm going to drag you into hell." Mio growled, rolling her eyes.
"That would be assuming you're already going to hell." Ritsu said, with a raised eyebrow.
"I'll do something horrible, just so I can drag you to hell."
"Aw, Mio just wants to be with me for all eternity!"
"Shut up and drive!" Mio shouted, glaring at Ritsu. Ritsu shrank back a bit and closed her mouth. Hayley barked at Mio, only to have Ritio growl at her. Mercutio growled at Ritio in return, and earned himself a nip on the ear. Hayley pawed Ritio in the face. Ritio grabbed her paw with his mouth.
"Tell your dog to stop abusing mine!" Ritsu said.
"Your dog barked at me first! Ritio was defending me!"
"Fine then, you guys can just get out of the car and walk the rest of the way home." Ritsu said, pulling the car onto the side of the road.
"You're not serious." Mio said.
"I am, I don't want your dog beating up mine. So if you don't want to tell him to stop, then get out." Ritsu said, seriously.
"Okay, okay, fine, Ritio cut it out." Mio said, turning around. Ritio gave her a confused look then sat back in the seat. "Good boy."
"Alrighty, well then, we're home." Ritsu said, with a smirk.
"What?"
"Well, not right at home, but we're just like a couple feet away… see?" Ritsu said, as they saw their house in the clearing.
"What the hell… did you use a different route?"
"Yeah, this one was faster."
"…" Mio just sighed, and got out of the car. She opened the back door for the dogs. They bounded out, running into the yard, and onto the porch. Ritio just trotted behind them.
"Sometimes, I wonder what their really thinking…" Ritsu said, walking up behind Mio.
"It would be interesting to hear what they have to say, wouldn't it?"
"Yeah, they should totally become humans! That would be cool!" Ritsu said, as they walked into the house.
"Be careful what you wish for, Ritsu… we would have to take care of them if that happened."
"What're you talking about, I would love it if they were like our children." Ritsu said, scratching Mercutio behind the ear and rubbing Hayley's side with her leg. "It's not like it would happen, anyways."
"I know but… you know… maybe we should, uh, think about… kids?" Mio suggested, turning a bit red. Ritsu just looked at her for a second.
"Uh, well, you know, if you want to, we can, uhm, s-s-start thinking about… adopting." Ritsu said.
"Uh, yeah… well, it's pretty late Ritsu… let's go to bed." Mio said, walking upstairs.
"Mio, we're both girls, it's not gonna ha-"
"TO SLEEP!"
"Plus I don't really think you would make a good pregnant lady, you would be all over my ass all the time, and not in the sexual way." Ritsu said with a shrug, climbing the stairs, past a shocked Mio.
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That night, there was a loud thunder storm. Mio spent the whole night clinging to Ritsu's arm, as Ritsu tried to fall back asleep. At one point they heard the dogs walking around downstairs, but when the thunder storm ended, so did the dogs.
And with that, they both fell asleep again.
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So… if you want to read the next story, be my guest… but it's gonna be kinda weird, it was like a random idea that popped into my head.
It'll be called… Mio + Ritsu + 3 =…?
That sounds really stupid but… I cant think of anything else.
So… that's the end of it…
Bye guys
Have a good day