It's been a while since I wrote something yo, a loooooooong time

What's been going on witdch yo guys, eh?

I's been good, ya know?

Okay, okay, anyways,

I don't own K-ON or characters or any songs that might come up in this

Yeah, Ritsu's a bit OOC in this. It's not a big change, I just make her like Eminem

"Ritsu, can we leave already?" Mio said, impatiently.

"Wait, wait, I've almost found the album." Ritsu said, looking at the shelves at Target.

"Cant you just buy it on iTunes? There's no point in making the trip all the way here." Mio sighed.

"No, no, I'll have a sense of accomplishment if I buy it in the CD form. Plus, CD's look cooler."

"But there's no point in buying it, if you're just going to download it to iTunes." Mio tried to reason with her.

"You know what, fine, I'll stop looking for it." Ritsu said, walking towards Mio.

"Really?" Mio said, surprised Ritsu gave in that easily.

"Yeah, I'm done." Ritsu said. Mio stared at her back for a second before following her.

"Okay, well, I have to check out some things." Mio said.

"I know, I'm not stupid, I can see the things in your hands Mio." Ritsu said, pretending to be insulted. "Or do you really think I'm not smart enough to put two and two together. You're only with me because you're sorry for me? Oh Mio, how kind yet cruel of you! It's ok, this idiot will still love you!"

"Ritsu, shut up. For some reason, I feel like your antics are going a little far today."

"Really? I feel like I'm making fun of you at the same amount today." Ritsu said, grinning.

"Whatever, lets just leave." Mio said, getting in line at the cash register. Mio started pulling out her wallet when Ritsu stopped her.

"Here, let me pay." Ritsu said.

"Are you sure? I got a lot of stuff."

"Yeah, it's fine. The man's supposed to do that." Ritsu said, taking her wallet out.

"Why are you the guy of the relationship?" Mio asked, with a slightly confused look on her face. "And why did you buy a man's wallet?"

"Because I look more like the guy, and I'm definitely more masculine then you." Ritsu said, handing some cash to the cash register guy. "And I think they are more portable. Woman's wallets have all those clasp and are like the size of my face."

"Yeah, but it's not very feminine, you know…" Mio said.

"Are you saying that I should be more feminine?" Ritsu said, taking the bags full of Mio's things. "Do I not look feminine right now?"

"No, not at all. In fact, I bet most people would think you're a guy if you weren't wearing a skirt." Mio sighed. Ritsu thought she saw a sweat drop, but they weren't some sort of manga.

Ritsu was wearing a black beanie hat, a red t-shirt that was a size to large, a gray hoodie and a dark blue skirt. Her bangs hung a little bit on her forehead, but Ritsu had made sure they didn't hang in front of her eyes.

"That's hurtful, Mio-chan~" Ritsu said, in the cutest pouty voice she could manage. "I don't think I look like a man~"

"Ok, ok, you can be as masculine as you want Ritsu. Just stop." Mio said, feeling a chill down her spine at Ritsu's display. "That's really weird, you know."

"Buuu~t Mio-chan!" Ritsu complained. "I'm doing this for yooou~"

"Shut up already!" Mio shouted as they walked back to their car. Mio wished that she had something to throw at Ritsu as she got into the car.

"Hold up, put your things in the trunk. It's your stuff, it's your responsibility." Ritsu said, handing Mio her bags. Mio glared at her for a second before she got out and put her stuff in the trunk. Ritsu quickly pulled something out of her pocket and slipped it into the radio. Ritsu then started the car, as Mio sat back in the car.

"What did you just…?" Mio said, seeing Ritsu press a button on the radio. Ritsu smirked as Mio heard the music.

Cause some things just don't change
It's better when they stay the same
Although the whole world knows your name
So on the biggest days they came to see you spit your game
Ooooohhhhhhh~"

You bought it?" Mio said, angrily.

"Mhm~" Ritsu responded, smiling. Ritsu drove out of the parking lot.

It shouldn't be difficult to explain
Just why you came back again, you hate the fame
Love the game, cold as ice you remain
F*ck em' all, tell 'em all eat sh*t, here we go again

"At least change the song, please." Mio said, sighing in defeat. "Preferably one that doesn't curse as much."

"Yeah, yeah." Ritsu said, pressing the 1 and 5.

Just gonna stand there

And watch me burn

Well that's alright

Because I like the way it hurts

Just gonna stand there

And hear me cry

Well that's alright

Because I love the way you lie

Love the way you lie

"Is this song acceptable?" Ritsu said, still smirking.

"Yeah, I guess." Mio said. "I don't understand why you like him so much. He curses all the time."

"It's lyrical genius. One of the few rappers who doesn't just rap about sex, money and more sex. He talks about the hardships he's gone through, while rhyming it all. A true lyrical genius." Ritsu mused.

"Are you saying my lyrics aren't as good as his?" Mio sulked.

"No, no, that's not what I meant. You're not a rapper are you?" Ritsu said, reassuring her.

"Well, no, but,"

"Nope, besides no one else would ever think of lyrics like yours." Ritsu said, trying not to laugh. Mio looked at her, hurt.

"Its fine, you can laugh. I know they're weird." Mio continued to sulk.

"No they're just… creative." Ritsu said, with a bit of humor glinted in her eyes.

"Oh shut up." Mio said, thwacking her in the head.

"OW!" Ritsu shouted. "If we crash, it's on your head!"

"Then keep your eyes on the road and drive." Mio suggested.

"I can't keep my eyes open if I get hit in the head." Ritsu complained.

"Try harder." Mio said. Ritsu then let go of the wheel and put her hands on her eyelids, holding them open.

"What are you doing?" Mio shouted, holding onto her seatbelt.

"I'm keeping my eyes open," Ritsu said, matter-of-factly.

"Keep your hands on the wheel! We're going to crash!" Mio shouted, grabbing the wheel as they narrowly avoided hitting another car. Ritsu started laughing.

"This isn't funny! We could die!"

"Alright, alright," Ritsu chuckled, taking the wheel back. "I was just kidding. Besides I knew that you wouldn't let us crash."

"What if I hadn't? What if I thought you would've grabbed the wheel." Mio said.

"Well, because I know you better than you know yourself. And you know me better than to think I'd grab the wheel." Ritsu said. "Our bond is like that of butter and toast. They don't taste that good separately, but when together they are a delicious breakfast."

"I feel like that was supposed to be sweet, but I don't like toast." Mio said.

"Yeah, I know, but I couldn't think of anything else at the moment. How about… Ritsu is to Mio as… House is to foundation. That good?"

"I'm surprised you even know what a foundation is to a house." Mio said. "Explain it to me."

"You know, it's the base. The house couldn't even stand without the base, right?"

"I guess so, basically. Alright, I'll accept it."

"Yes! Hey Mio, guess what else that means." Ritsu said, grinning.

"What?"

"Well, think, how else is a house to a foundation." Ritsu said.

"Uhm…" Mio took a minute to think about it before she gave up. "How, Ritsu?"

Mio saw Ritsu grin widely and began to regret asking even before she heard the answer.

"Well… the house is on top." Ritsu said, snickering as she saw Mio turn red out of the corner of her eye. She saw her raise her hand and quickly said, "Whoa, whoa. You don't wanna repeat what we just went through a minute ago, do you?"

Mio put her hand down and sighed, angrily.

"Are you a pervert?" Mio said. Ritsu felt slightly hurt, but then smiled.

"Yeah, but I'm you're pervert." Ritsu said.

"I feel like I've heard this before…" Mio said.

"Yeah, in the bath a few years back, remember. We were still in high school." Ritsu said. "It was in our senior year."

"Geez, that was almost four years ago… we're almost graduated from college now." Mio said, reminiscing.

"Well… you are. God knows about me." Ritsu said. Mio shot her an angry look.

"You're not slacking are you? I'm going to kick you out if you are."

"Aw, c'mon. You wouldn't do that. You love me to much." Ritsu said, pulling out a trump card.

"Shut up!" Mio shouted, turning red again.

"Are you saying you don't love me anymore?" Ritsu said, pretending to be completely crushed. "This is just a one-sided relationship? Oh, I was right while we were in Target wasn't I?"

"Ritsu, please just shut up. No, you were not right in the Target."

"Really? Then tell me." Ritsu said, smirking.

"Tell you what."

"Tell me you love me."

"Why?" Mio said, still red. "Does it really matter that much."

"Yes, it does," Ritsu said, actually starting to feel a bit insulted. "Why, do you not love me?"

"That's not it… it's just…uh…"

"Just what?"

"It's embarrassing." Mio said, looking down at the hands in her lap. Ritsu then broke into laughter. "What? How is that funny?"

"I should have guessed!" Ritsu said, laughing. "Well it's ok Mio, because I love you."

"Uh, uh, thanks?" Mio said, not knowing how to respond to that. "What're we're home. I have an exam to study for."

"Why~" Ritsu said, in a syrupy voice. "Play with me~"

"No, play on your Xbox." Mio said, getting out of the car.

"But I want you to play with me. We haven't done anything in a while." Ritsu complained.

"What are you talking about?" Mio sighed, getting her stuff out of the trunk. Ritsu came over and helped her. "I just played video games with you for five hours this morning when I needed to be studying."

"Alright, fine. I guess I'll just read some manga." Ritsu carrying Mio's things into the house. Mio looked at her hands and realized she wasn't carrying anything.

How did she get all my stuff…? Mio thought, confused for a second. Ritsu turned back and grinned at her.

"Why don't you try studying for once?" Mio asked.

"I don't need to."

"No, you just don't want to."

"Yeah, yeah, same difference." Ritsu said, struggling to get the key out of her pocket. Mio reached into Ritsu's back pocket and grabbed the key from her.

"Hm, I would say thanks if I didn't think you just did that to cop a feel at my ass." Ritsu said, snickering as Mio turned red.

"I was not! I was just helping you." Mio argued. "You were carrying all my stuff, so I thought it would be the polite thing to do."

"Well, I know that, but I was kind of hoping you would just go along with it." Ritsu said, with a sigh.

"When have I ever gone along with it?"

"Last weekend, remember?" Ritsu said, grinning. Mio turned redder, as Ritsu opened the door and put Mio's stuff in the living room. "I mean, I admit I was pretty drunk, but you didn't have to agree to it. I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff."

"Shut up! I was drunk too, alright!" Mio shouted, storming off into the study.

"Oh~ Did I go to far there?" Ritsu said to herself. She walked over the study, it's door shut. She almost opened the door, but she heard something coming from inside. She pressed an ear to the door and heard Mio. She heard Mio panting and some wet squelching noises. She smirked before she walked right in.

"Hey Mio, let me help you with that." Ritsu said, putting her hand in place of Mio's Mio could only manage a long moan.

EMINEM – RECOVERY

I just bought it, and now so did Ritsu lol

Anyways, guys, iiiiiiiiiiiiii'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

How's ya'lls summer going? Mines good, lax is finally over. Anyways…

I'll work on another chapter later