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Spencer was coming home from another day at the office; he was looking forward to a nice evening at home with a new book he got the other day. With a smile and a sigh, he walked through the front door.

"SPENCER! THERE'S A SNAKE IN THE KITCHEN!"

Spencer fell over when Emma practically jumped on him in complete terror. So did Wendy, Jamie and her son Paul.

"Oh Paul really" asked Spencer. He shivered, "I HATE snakes."

Spencer sighed, so much for a quiet evening. He got up off the floor and went into the kitchen; he got a broom from the closet on the way there.

After several minutes, Spencer came out of the kitchen with a green tube sock.

"It's just a sock that was left behind the radiator" said Spencer. Everyone sighed with relief, until Kyle and his twin sons came running down.

"SPENCER! THERE'S A SPIDER IN OUR ROOM!"

"Of for the love of God" sighed Spencer. He went upstairs with a newspaper and in a few minutes, had a dead spider in the newspaper. He threw it out in the garbage.

"Ok Spider is dead…ok?"

Every nodded and smiled. Spencer went up to his room to feed Hamlet when…."SPENCER! THERE IS A GIANT RAT IN THE BATHROOM!"

Spencer growled and he walked up to the bathroom door, where Mark and Shane were waiting for him.

"I know that there is now damn rat…"

Just then a HUGE black rat came running out of the bathroom. "HOLY S…."

"HEY watch your language" shouted Jamie.

Everyone was screaming and running, either trying to catch the rat or avoid it at all cost.

"Here mousy, mousy…were won't hurt you" said Shane as he carried a large shovel, ready to strike the rodent.

Just then the rat came out and Shane hit it with his shovel. "Is it dead?"

Spencer looked at the rat and nodded, "Yep…I'll bring it outside."

They all sighed in relief as Spencer put the rat in a bag and brought it outside.

Finally Spencer was able to go upstairs to read his book in peace and quiet.

Until… "PAUL WHY CAN'T YOU FIND A WOMAN AND MOVE OUT ALREADY" shouted Jamie.

Spencer put down his book and sighed, he got out a set of ear plugs. He bought a case of them a few weeks ago…for good reason.

He laid back on the bed and picked up his book. It wasn't a relaxing evening…but it wasn't boring at least.

No animals were harmed in the writing of this fan-fic.

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