Pluto: Welcome...back...to Ask...Sebastian...
Authoress: Good job, Pluto! I'm teaching Pluto how to talk.
Pluto: *licks Authoress*
Akuma: *cuddles up in Authoress' lap*
Authoress: Ugh! Get away! *tosses cat off lap* Sebastian! I thought I told you to keep that thing away from me!
Sebastian: You didn't have to be so cruel and toss her off! *picks up Akuma* Its ok my darling, I won't let the mean lady get you.
Authoress: Put the cat down. We've got a lot of questions to answer and we're going to finish them all in one chapter. Pluto, you do the honors.
Pluto: Ok! Masquerade Silith is first:
Eeeee! Squee! I love this!
Well, first of all, you can call me Courtney, since that's my name too ^^
But, my questions for Sexy beast sebastian, is...
1. Do you know how sexy you are? I don't think you do?
Sebastian: *blushes* Well thank you but I really don't see myself as 'sexy'.
2. I have a kitty named Ciel ^^ *holds up black and white kitten with green eyes* Would you like to hold HER? xD
Sebastian: Yes! *holds cat*
3. Would both of you like cake? :D *Holds up two cakes*
Sebastian: I must decline your offer of cake.
Authoress: I'll take it!
Pluto: I'll eat his!
Good day to you kind sir... -curtsies; trips-
I'm Analise Hadley, soon-to-be clumsy college freshman in the fall. How do you do, Mr. Michealis?
Here are my questions if you do not mind:
1) If Ciel is dead, then why put him in your luggage? I imagine that it would be less troublesome if you had a proper burial for him, no?
Sebastian: *dark shadow comes over face* I have my reasons...
2) Do you have any expectations for season two? If so, what are they?
Sebastian: I expect Alois to come out of the proverbial closet.
3) Hell doesn't seem too bad but rather boring. Other than making contracts, what else do you do for entertainment?
Sebastian: Parties. Orgies. Basically, its Las Vegas only much more sinful
4) Have you ever spoke into a fan so your voice would sound robotic?
Sebastian: Um...no...
That is all I have to ask today.
Have a nice day, Mr. Michealis, and good luck with season two. -curtsies; walks away, trips again-
Pluto: NEXT!
Shounen-Ai asks:
Hello Mr. Sebastian! Nice to finally meet you! -bows repeatedly- I would hug you, but I'm too nervous...so...uhh...HIGH FIVE! -holds out hand- XD
1. I realized that you are very beautiful. It's sad I never noticed till Season 2. D: Anyway, I was wondering. Whenever you receive a new master, does your physical appearance change along with your name?
Sebastian: My name changes but I always look the same, and thank you *blushes*
2. If Ciel somehow gained cat features, would that make you like him a bit more? XD; Not 'Love' like, just 'Like'.
Sebastian: Hmmm...perhaps...I certainly would.
3. If Ciel ordered you to find a cure to his new features, would you play dumb so he could keep them? XD Come on, you know you'll wanna ignore that order~!
Sebastian: No. I would want to ignore them from an aesthetic point of view.
4. I want to know, because I think I was seeing things. Did Alois straight-up hit on you right at the door when you two first met? o_o That sniffing thing...made me laugh so hard. XD
Sebastian: I think he was hitting on me. To be honest, I think Alois is a whore.
5. You love cats. Cat fans love cats, including me...so, I must ask. How do you get cats to come to you? I've tried a million times to get them close, but they run away! DX The only animal that approach me is dogs and that leads to frightening events...like being chased down the street...e.o
Sebastian: I don't know honestly. They seem to like me.
6. What types of jobs do demons receive in Hell, besides the whole contract-master-butler thing?
Sebastian: Well...its complicated...but I will try to explain, there are three divisions of demon. Higher Demons, Middle Demons, and Lesser Demons. Higher Demons such as Lucifer and a few others under him reign, and basically thats all. Middle demons like me collect souls for myself and for the Higher Demons. Lesser Demons who usually resemble animals, run the venues and humans who have died and gone to Hell.
7. Have you ever had a favorite master before? What about a least favorite one?
Sebastian: I've never had a favorite master, and my least favorite master was a king from Romania.
8. Sorry, one more! Well, I am from a family who was born and raised cooking soul food. We make it so much, it's almost a natural dish. So would you do the honor of coming to my home one day to taste of foods?
Sebastian: I would be honored.
Thank you~...-hugs- :D I DID IT! -moves away quickly- And now I'm nervous again. D:
Oh and Ms. Authoress~! You are doing an amazing job with this story! Sebastian is so in character, that I was stunned when I was reading the chapters! Keep up the good work! -gives a cake-
Authoress: Thank you! ^^
Oh and...uhh..._ Ciel is still in the trunk, right? Shouldn't you let him out...soon? D: Come on! He's too cute to be thrown off to the side! If you don't want him, I'll take him~ +_+ Kukukuku. (Sorry, mood swings. D: )
Pluto: Seb-as-tian won't let us. He scary. Sometimes.
Next up is lady blue asks:
good day mr sebastian =D
i want to ask some questions if thats alright.
do you do after a contract is made?
Sebastian: I usually show up afterwards anywhere from 2-3 business days. It gives me time to do paperwork.
i have my own house,im gonna have a cat,wich color should the cat have?
Sebastian: Hmm...I would say orange. Orange cats for some reason remind me of orange juice.
do you think of the 19th century and the 21th century?
Sebastian: By far my favorite centuries.
thats all!have a good day ^_^ -bows-
Akuma: MEOW!
Felicia Phantomhive:
*holds freddy close* my fluffy siamese! *gives Sebastian Freddy* here gaurd him
ALois: *shakes head*
anyway moving on;
1. not even a favorite group?
Sebastian: Afraid not.
2. Do you sometimes wish you could impale Miley Cyrus with whatever you have in handy
Alois: *has a hatchet* have this ready for her! ^_^
Sebastian: I'm afraid I don't concern myself with trash.
3. so if i die i get to serve Lucifer? hmm i wonder how Ciel took it...
Sebastian: Basically.
4. because im surprise you put up with me for a while you get this as a present *Hnads you a knocked out Justin Beiber* you get his soul
Sebastian: Umm...thank you. *takes out JB's soul*
JB's Soul: *screeches like banshee*
Sebastian: Such a noisy abomination.
Pluto: Ugh! *whimpers* Shut it up!
Akuma: MEROW! *scratches Authoress*
Authoress: STUPID CAT! GET IM PLUTO!
Pluto: Yes ma'am! *chases Akuma around room*
ChellyBellyBeanBag asks:
OMG Hello! YayZ! I'm totally writing to one of my heros! xD. Love you Sebby! Okay so questions.
1.) Do you mind me hugging you?
Sebastian: Not at all.
2.) I love cats like mucho grande...the thing is a while back one of my neighbors beat my cat moonshine to the point where he nearly died. Could you please find out who it was...and KILL THEM PLEASE! thanks.
Sebastian: I WILL SEEK AND DESTROY!
3.)For interrogation i've seen you use some very...'interesting' methods on women...but i've wondered...does that always work or have you been attacked for attempts like that?
Sebastian: It usually works, but I have been attacked, but coming from a human the damage was not great.
4.) Grell is gross. Can i help you kill him sometime?
Sebastian: Unfortunately, as a Shinigami, I'm not sure if he can die.
5.) How exactly would you describe yourself?
Sebastian: I am a demon and a butler. *smiles*
6.) Is there anything else about the human world besides cats that you like?
Sebastian: I like the food.
Once again I gotta say I love you man. Can't wait to hear from yaz ^-^, *-*. As for the authoress. You're hilarious! I like you! *gives a tray of brownies* even though sebastian's baked goods most likely totally own mine u_u. Ciao!
Signed the ever so curious BeanBag.
Authoress: Awesome! Hey Pluto, get your butt over here and help me eat these brownies!
Pluto: Aye aye!
Authoress: Wait a minute...brownies are chocolate...and chocolate is bad for dogs...
Pluto: I'm a demon dog remember?
Authoress: Oh yeah...
Akuma: Meow...
Authoress: GET. LOST.
theblackflowerofRebirth asks:
Good day Sebastian! I have a couple of questions for you, but first I must say thanks for being named Sebastian because now when I hear that name I don't automatically think of the crab from "The Little Mermaid" ^^ Anyway, 1. I'm not that big a fan of cats but I'll admit they are cute. I like dogs myself, so...can I have Pluto? Please? =3
Authoress: Sorry, but Pluto is mine.
2. Also how do you feel about Miss. Lizzy? Could you still go through with having the mansion covered in pink and glittery crud? That's all for now! Here have a cookie! And wonderful Authoress keep up the good work! :D
Sebastian: She's a very nice girl. Although her decorating sense is much to me desired.
btamamura asks:
Good day to you, Sebastian. *curtseys* Thank you for answering my previous questions. And congratulations on getting a cat of your own.
I have another few if you wouldn't mind answering...
1. So, why is it that you like cats so much? I'm not complaining, I love cats too...there's nothing more I love than patting Xellos, cuddling him or having him sleep on the end of my bed or in my lap.
Sebastian: I see a lot of myself in cats. We share many of the same traits.
2. My homeland Australia is known as The Land Down Under, has Hell ever been referred to that?
Sebastian: No, but it very well could be ^^
3. Have you heard of GetBackers? There's someone in that series named Akabane Kuroudo who is quite similar to you in numerous ways.
Sebastian: No.
4. Even though you find no necessity to eat, drink or sleep, surely you would've tried something just for amusement...so, what would your fave drink be?
Sebastian: This 'Kool-Aid' stuff is excellent.
Xellos extends his greetings as well, he's batting at me with his paw making sure I mention him.
Well, until next time, I bid you and the authoress good day.
Pluto: Bye bye!
Syra Darkangelle asks:
First of all,to the author,thank you for writing this and for Pluto*throws him a mammoth bone.*
Pluto: Yeeesss! I love bones! *nom nom nom*
Sebastian,congratulation on getting a cat,since a cat chooses it owner not the other way question is what does your true form look like?
Sebastian: Indeed. Akuma chose me, I think we're perfect for each other.
Akuma: Meow *rubs up against Sebastian*
Sebastian: I can show you better than tell you. .com/? q=sebastian%20michaelis%20demon&order=9&offset=144# /d2joo9c (take out the spaces)
* A black kitten appears on Syra's shoulder,Syra nods to the cat,*
Deva says,all animals that choose an owner are familars and they take the form they want,in her case a black kitten,been that way for Pluto there is destined to be with one person,and another thing,if he is going to be in human form get him some clothes please. Thank you.
Pluto: I do wear clothes, reluctantly, becuase I'm almost always in human form.
crystalgardian asks:
told myself that I wasn't going to review... I succeeded for seven chapters.
For the authoresses sake, call me cg.
Now, I know I am replying, but please don't write me off as an idiotic fangirl.
1. Have you read my oneshot 'Tails' and if you have, what are your thoughts on it?
Sebastian: I have not. I apologize.
2. Have you read any of my other works? What of them?
Sebastian: Again...I haven't *sweatdrops*
3. Why is it exactly that you are so... infatuated with cats?
Sebastian: They are just so WONDERFUL!
4. During your time in the service of Ciel, who have you had the most murderous intent towards, but not had the pleasure to harm?
Sebastian: Hmmm...I should say...Ciel.
5. Do you enjoy Ciel's little games and overcoming them so you get to see him frustrated?
Sebastian: *smirks evily* Yes...yes I do...
I hope you do not find me very intrusive, as that is not what I am going for.
Authoress, *hands family recipe cookies that do not exist anywhere else*(trust me, I've checked.) Good show.
Authoress & Pluto: Cookies! *nom nom nom*