We're Bad Because We Can Afford To Be

They shine brighter and better than anyone else, they sparkle like freshly opened champagne and gold chandeliers, and their crowns may be tarnished but they're still royalty-get ready for your first look into Westchester's elite. It's not going to be pretty.

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A here, ready to give you all the information you don't have about the richest and hottest kids in Westchester. These kids have more secrets than you have money and more money than you have- well, anything. But they're not as perfect as this town would like to portray them as. And lucky for you, I'm about to ruin their pretty little lives. Why, you might ask? Because they deserve it. These kids get anything and everything they want, and it's all about to come crashing down. Get ready for you first look into Westchester's elite. It's not going to be pretty.

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[main cast]

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C.A.M. fisher

"Dude, I think it's pretty obvious but you're almost definitely gonna fail the S.A.T's if you don't take them."

Cam laughs. "I'm not going to be the one taking them."

"I think that's illegal."

"Everything's legal if you don't get caught."

The bad boy of Westchester Academy. Fucks girls and leaves them, and doesn't take no for answer- which would be a problem if anyone ever SAID no. Likes lots of things but has said on occasion, usually to his best friend Derrick Harrington, "I love three things, Derrick. Girls, money, and you." Is often seen with a girl, usually bottle blond and trashy, and his best friend, occasionally his best friend's girlfriend, Claire Lyons or the other bad kid of W.A, Massie Block. Doesn't believe in relationships, though many have tried to sway him.

He's darker than dark, has more detentions than you have fake editions of the latest Chanel purse, and never, ever, fucks a girl more than once. Well- he didn't used to...

DERRICK harrington

"So, you and Claire done the deed yet?"

"What- who says done the deed anymore?"

"Well, that's a no."

"Shut up. You're a bad friend."

"I'll warm her up for you, if you want..."

"I'll kill you!"

One half of the golden pair of Westchester Academny, Derrick Harrington is the classic good guy. Does his homework, takes care of his family, and never cheats on his girlfriend- though that doesn't stop half the female population from trying to get him to. But no, he's never strayed. He's on the soccer team, currently as goalie and captain, and is on his way to a scholarship straight to any school his little blond head desires, not that his father's money wouldn't have gotten him in, anyway.

But Derrick has some skeletons hidden in his closet. After all, we all do, don't we? But be careful, "Derrington", your secrets might not stay secrets for long... not if I have anything to say about it.

CLAIRE lyons

"Yes, well, unlike you, Mass, I don't really like getting drunk on the weekends, smoking up-"

"No one calls it that anymore-"

"OR trying cocaine because it's "better than any diet". I don't like doing that stuff and you know it!"
"We have to keep up our image, C. We're the hottest chicks here, we've gotta go to the parties, show them all what they're missing.."

"I have a boyfriend."

"So?"

"Wow."

"There's a bitch and a tramp hidden in your tiny, size-zero body- by the way, hate you for that- and we are going to find it by the end of this year."

The OTHER half of the golden duo, Claire Lyons is America's (or Westchester's) sweetheart. She's the virginal type, though, which is unfortunate for D, but we've heard a rumor that C is going to reward him for his patience- soon. Use protection, kiddos, we all know what can happen when you don't...

I've also heard some strange rumors that C's gotten her lovely body through less than lovely ways- as in not working out, but perhaps throwing up? Nah, seems unlikely- but hey, the wildest rumors tend to always have a grain of truth to them. After all, what is it they say? Where's the smoke, there's always fire. Better watch out, C. You never know who's watching. And what exactly they'll tell..

MASSIE block

"Come on, it'll be fun..."

"Claire, there are three things that are essential for anyone having fun, ever: drugs, sex, or boys. Will this include any of the aforementioned three?"
"Ooh, good use of aforementioned. And, well, I thought we could have a girl's night in, you know? Movies, popcorn, painting our nails... we haven't done that in FOREVER."

"That's because it's lame. Now, let's go."
"What- where?"

"I'm going to show you how us big kids have fun. Prepare yourself; these things can get rough..."

The playgirl of Westchester Academy, Massie Block is rarely seen without the following three: her best friend Claire, a cigarette, or a boy. And she's not very picky about the last one- in fact, M's the opposite of picky, but hey, that doesn't mean she doesn't have high standards. Except it does. Compared to Claire, she's the whore of W.A, and it doesn't bother her at all. Enjoys sex, drugs, plotting revenge with her favorite partner in crime, the one Cam Fisher, and ditching class. How does she get away with all this? Rumor has it, her daddy has paid for the new library AND the renovated science lab. She doesn't like commitment, and has issues having sex with anyone twice- or at least, that USED to be a problem. Is our favorite little slut changing her ways? Doubt it. But as Massie herself likes to say "You don't know bad until you've met me"... and I'll be here to see just how bad things get.

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[minor players]

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CHRIS plovert: has had a secret crush on Claire for years.. will he ever do anything about it? Considering Derrick's one of his close friends, I don't think so.. but who knows? Maybe Plovert will man up- or maybe he won't even have to. Claire and him spend a lot of time together already, I've even heard her say "He's such a sweetheart, you know, and one of my really good friends." Looks like he might get lucky- but considering how long D's been trying, he might want to keep both fingers crossed.

ALICIA rivera: Plovert's best friend and confidant, she's always been pretty good friends with Massie- but for some reason she keeps her distance from Claire... it's obvious she knows all about Plovert's feelings for Claire (maybe in detail- ew!) but is there something Alicia's not telling him? Maybe she doesn't even know, but I know all of you better than you know yourselves, and Alicia's no exception. I'm sensing some romantic feelings on one side, though lately it seems Alicia's taken on Massie's policy in life: drink and have sex, anytime you possibly can. Maybe I'm wrong- but somehow, I don't think I am.

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[the villans]

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JOSH hotz: has a thing for Massie, and I mean a "want to fuck you" kind of thing. But it's well known Massie doesn't do anyone twice (except for possibly one exception). Looks like he has a plan though, and a partner,

LAYNE abeley: had sex with Cam Fisher one time, and wants to do it again. Claims she has an itch only he can scratch. And her and J have teamed up to get their respective wet dreams to become realities- best of luck to both of them, I suppose. Though could there be romance stewing for this attractive, scheming duo? They're both hot people, and while they're waiting for their fantasies, they could always use one another...

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[extras]

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HARRIS fisher: Cam's older brother who Massie's always had a thing for. Maybe there's a reason for that... perhaps his resemblance to the younger Fisher?

SKYE hamilton: the one girl Harris can't have. But definitely wants.

DYLAN marvil: Head of the celibacy club. Friends with Claire, enemies with Massie. Has a few dark secrets she really doesn't want to share... but she might end up having to.

KEMP hurley: The school perv. Friends with Cam, dislikes Derrington. Has a not totally confirmed, but definitely suspected thing for Dylan. The two have a weird rivalry/friendship, and tons of chemistry.

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And who am I? Well, that's one secret I'll never tell... but it's the only one. Watch out, Westchester, because everything you thought would never get out- let's just say: think again.

xoxo,

A

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a/n: Okay, so this trailer is kind of a weird mix-up of Gossip Girl and Pretty Little Liars, but I promise you, besides "A" being a gossip-girl esque type of messenger, that's where the similarities end. Please review, I wanna know what you thought! and it might, MIGHT be continued.. just started another chapter story that I want to keep going called "The Whole World Knows What You Did Last Night" so I don't know..