Grimmy: Something completely nonrelated to challenges that I actually wrote for the HP section! A little bit of love for Remus, Tonks, and a hungry Sirius Black. If you don't already know, pancakes can't possibly own Harry Potter.

Sirius briefly wondered if there was something wrong with his vision when he walked into his kitchen to see his long time friend, Remus Lupin, snogging a fat white man in a red suit. He briefly wondered how he could get his lips past all of that facial hair in the first place. So like any person who felt the need to clarify reality, he walked over and pinched the large man hard on the arm. Okay, so maybe he did that wrong, but at two in the morning Sirius wasn't feeling up to causing self inflicted pain.

Imagine his surprise when a very feminine yelp was heard.

"That thing is a chick!"

Sirius felt very offended when the he-she turned to beat it's tiny little fists into his back. The fact that Remus preferred laughing to helping his oldest friend only made things worse.

"Sirius you idiot!"

With one last punch the fat man turned into a very pissed off woman with neon pink colored hair. It was then that he realized that Remus wasn't kissing some fat wanker, but was kissing none other than Nymphadora Tonks. His mouth formed a silent O as he looked at the two people before him, one laughing while the other glaring. It was all beginning to come together. The missions they had together and the way they sat next to each other during one of Molly's dinners. He was sure he'd seen them holding hands a couple of times too.

"So old men are some kind of turn on then?"

Remus immediately stopped laughing and frowned at Sirius. "What?"

"Well she's masquerading as some wanker with a white beard. Your preferences are in question here young man," Sirius said as we wagged his finger at Remus.

"Oi! I was going to turn back!"

Sirius looked to Tonks, a slightly confused expression on his face, then he looked back to Remus with a grin. "You sly old dog. Manipulating young girls and what not." He winked and turned to leave the room, picking up a muffin off the dinner table. "I suppose I should leave you two to get back to it then." He shut the door before he could be yelled at by the newly discovered couple.

"Your cousin is a jerk," Remus said as he shot a look of disdain at the now closed door.

Tonks huffed and pulled him close. "Well he was your friend first!" She rolled her eyes and kissed him, happy when he returned the previously interrupted display of affection.

"Well that settles everything Santa."

Grimmy: Short! I must admit I did get a little bored halfway through so I do think it got a little bland. Even still I liked the general idea and with any luck, whoever is reading this did too. Reviews, advice, crit and all that good stuff is wanted.