What kind of a conversation would you imagine Axel and Zexion having? Well it's your chance to find out, and I do encourage you o read this and review please! Zexion was played by Darcy and Axel was obviously played by me!

"You know it wasn't me! *as Axel* I swear! On all of the precious emo hair on Zexion's little head, that wasn't me!"

"*as Zexion* you've been demoted. You are now number 12...just below Marluxia."

"HA! You don't have that kind of authority! Pppppfffftttt we all know I can fight better then Demyx, Marluxia, and the lot of them combined!"

"And we should all know that Xigbar will give anything if I give the pu pu face! I now have the authority!"

"I'm not going down without a fight; you of all people should know that."

"aahhh but you've already lost…try too hard and you'll end up sealing your own fate."

"ppppffffttttt like ill listen to you! Are you forgetting what happened in Castle Oblivion?"

"Try too hard to remember and you'll wind up fooling yourself…what is real and what … is an illusion, my dear friend, I smell your fear."

"How are we supposed to feel fear, when we don't have hearts? Or did you forget?"

"Your heart isn't what produces fear…it is your mind…oh wait you don't have one of those either do you?…can you even read?"

"I think you can answer that one yourself, considering I can read this! Insulting my intelligence is something I don't take kindly to!"

"If I remember correctly…and I always do…someone had to resort to cheating in order to defeat me…though I suppose an honorable fight was never in your nature was it? Cowardly and underhanded until the very end. Good thing those fan girls and their black magic revived us…because this isn't over…"

"No. it will NEVER be over. That's the thing about you and I. we have to many fan girls. Even when I beat you, you come back to life. It's just a fact of life."

"Well you never beat me now did you? It was the Riku replica that drained my life-force…and the real Riku also killed me…not even I can explain that one."

"Okay?…WAIT! You use Xigbar's sexual preferences to get you more power! And you say I'm low!"

"I never said I make good decisions…but I take advantage of my boyish charm."

"Huh I never would have pegged you as someone that would degrade themselves to get what they want. I guess you have to expect the unexpected."

"Well, long ago I wouldn't have, but circumstances have caused me to adjust to the changing environment."

"So you fuck Xiggy to get what you want? ."

"Pretty much…hey sometimes it pays to be eternally trapped in puberty."

"O.O o my fucking… . eeeeeewwwwww! Seriously! Xiggy! What could possibly make you want…never mind, I don't want to know."

"ummm…not what I meant…maybe you're the Org's perv."

"ummm excuse me! If anyone is the Organization Perv, it's Marluxia! Seriously he is always giving me flowers…and Roxas…and I know he left you some last Tuesday. I heard him pass my door. "I'm gunna give these to Zexy cause he's so…" and then I couldn't hear him anymore."

"oh those were a gift/ I thought he was tormenting me…I'm allergic to roses. Well I gave them to Xion for her tea party…though I think she took it the wrong way…"

"hahahahaha! O wow I'm gunna have to ask her about that tomorrow at the clock tower. ."

"Are you sure you arent the perv? Hanging out with adolescents atop a secluded clock tower daily seems quite unusual…."

"Okay first of all, Roxas is my friend. After my first mission with him I invited him for ice cream and showed him some sights. He took to It and we became friends. I didn't ask for Xion, she was invited by Roxas, and a similar story occurred."

"Still not buying what you're selling sir hothead. On the topic of Roxas…I walked past his room in route to the library and heard what sounded like him…singing…to himself…about a certain no one…"

"haha I don't know what you're talking about."

"It was rather…strange and I'd rather forget about it but feel inclined to inform you…he was singing about you."

"pppffftttt! You must have heard something…Roxas would never…sing about…me…"

"mkay…I'm just going to erase this from my memory forever…gone! So sire hothead where were we?"

"I don't know where you were but I was thinking about burning all your hair off."

"NOT OKAY! Havent you all caused me enough pain! Besides me being injured would only increase my charm factor for number 2. Would you really want to do that?"

"…I said I was thinking about it, never said I was going to! GEEEZZZZ! What, cant Zexy take a joke?"

"No…jokes are a sign of unintelligence and bad manners."

"pppfffttt yeah right."

"Really? Just look at Demyx…I believe that more than proves my point."

"Demyx isn't stupid he's…special! He does great work on recon missions! Most of the time!"

"We asked him to kill someone and he brought back pizza and Girl Scout cookies…tell me what's wrong with that picture."

"Well…they were having a two for one sale and…okay okay he's ditzy! But he HAS a brain…I just don't think he uses it…ever…"

"Defend all you want but I think we've all had our share of Demyx overloads…mainly Larxine…"

"pppfffftttt Larxine has her fair share of overloads on everything all the time!"

"She is quite…abrasive if you will. She assumed that I had stolen her last pop tart…so she electrified my glass of water…my taste buds no longer work."

"oohhh…well that can't be as bad as finding…her…stash…uuummm…I know she is the only girl in the organization, and doesn't get any, but does that really mean she can take secret pictures of me…in awkward places…"

"…ewwww…why would anyone want pictures of you like that? Oh no offense…"

"hahaha but I'm not the only one she had pictures of, " Sexy Zexy!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ."

"WHAT! I WORK HARD ENOUGH TO KEEP XIGBAR AND THE REST OF YOU GUYS OFF ME AND NOW I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT SHE-DEVIL! Privacy is impossible to find in this hovel."

"Well I don't know what to tell you, I have my hands full with…*cough* Larxine taking pictures of me! How does she do it!"

"The only way she could move so silently and unseen would be if she…XIGBAR! That little brat is teaming up with the neighborhood pedo! Oh dear god! That means Xigbar has…I…hate…all…of…you…"

"Xiggy has…what now? And why do you hate me…besides the obvious…I didn't do anything! It's not as if I'm sneaking around in other guys rooms!"

"I'm going to slit his throat in his sleep! Forget it I'll figure out some solution to this problem. Wither way you have to help me if you want to get rid of those pictures…"

"Done! I'll help you…for now. But I'm still curious, what does he have…?"

"Why else would Xigbar help Larxine? He has a cut of the profits, if you know what I mean…which would explain why he was looking at me so weird yesterday…do you really want something like that in his possession? And if he has mine, he most likely has yours…"

"…Damn…but my real concern would be Larxine. Sure Xiggy having the pictures is weird…but I kind of thought he would try it…but what the hell are we going to do about Larxine!"

…

"Axel are you listening?"

"Yes. I am."

"Really? Then what did I just say?"

"Axel are you still listening!"

"You have the attention span of a grape nut…"

"And you have the bitterness of black coffee."

"I can see we're not getting anywhere with this…I'll just use my illusion powers to make her think they disappeared or something."

"…what?"

"You really aren't following any of this are you? Ugh just forget it…"

"Wait! You're going to make Larxine think we're gone! Brilliant! But what if we get an assignment with her."

""I'm convinced that you are the reason my growth is stunted…this kind of stress can't be good for my mind…"

"Well you're the one with illusion powers! My solution was to set her on fire and watch her burn!"

"…no…not everything can be solved with fire you know?"

"Are you sure? That's how I get out of paper work!"

"That would explain why our budget is so messed up…"

"pppfffftttt its not just me. Demyx helps to. He puts out my fires. And Xaldin blows his away! And Larxine fries hers. Marluxia feeds his to his plants and Roxas gives me his to burn,"

"If that's the case, why is Xemnas only cutting my pay? I do all my paper work!"

"Cause you're a goody to shoes! And Xigbar told him it was all your fault so he could make you feel better…"

"Well I'm sorry that I would like to keep my job rather than work at that mouse's happy land full of children and childish adults."

"Okay…sure whatever! All I know is that only you, Vexen, lexais, saix, and mansex actually does paper work."

"Well maybe if the rest of you did the work we wouldn't be 230,000 munny in dept to the bank of twilight town!"

"…I don't know what you're talking about! Me and Xigbar sneak in there and take a lot of munny…how do you think he was able to buy you that leathered dictionary! It wasn't cheap!

"…*cough* I'd like that new book called "how to relate to my somebody" plz *cough*."

"Ill make sure he knows next time we take munny from the bank…ooohhhh why don't we start saving up all the money and give it back to them!"

"…I think they would notice if we suddenly had all that munny…regardless of all that because of you guys I've had to take on odd jobs around different cities…being a heartless walker isn't fun."

"I'm not sorry to hear that… *reaches into pocket* here…this is all…most…of the money I got from the bank…its 199,900."

"Yes how nice it must be to be a thief! "

"Yes, it really is. Especially with the use of portals."

"Yes I have to admit they are useful, but they smell of baby powder and make my head hurt."

"Yes I will have to agree. I wonder how Xigbar feels about them, considering he uses them for all types of purposes."

"you're not kidding…how do you think he always gets to the bathroom first in the mourning…cheater…"

"Hah I wouldn't know, you guys get up wwwwwwaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy before me!"

"That's because WE do our work!"

"*in mocking* that's only because we do our work! I thought I told you yesterday Xigbar doesn't do paperwork! The only thing he actually does is shoots things and rappes small children. I.e. you."

"…*shudder* …never speak of that again…I truly believes he had a rare book in his room…"

"haha I laugh at your pain! What would Xigbar be doing with a rare book, unless he stole it!"

"…Xigbar would steal a book and has before…let's not talk about that gravity defying freak anymore…"

"hes your secret lover…I thought *gag* youd WANT to talk about him *barf*"

"I HATE HIM! And you of all people know this! I get the feeling the superior enjoys my pain because he always puts me on missions with the reject pirate…"

"Aaaawwwweeee Zexy doesn't want to admit his feelings for the sharp shooter? I bet this would hurt his feelings. *mischievous smile* yes…I bet it would…. "

"do you want to see what death looks like? It's cold and icy. Something im pritty sure mr. Dancing Flams wouldn't enjoy."

"ive seen it many times. But only experienced it twice. Damn heartless."

"well then flaming dancer or what ever it is…I believe it would be best to not talk to number 2 about this…"

"huh? Your threats amuse me. sure death is painful but, come on weve all come back from the dead cause of the fan girls. Its just a matter of time…AND IT'S THE FLURRY OF DANCING FLAMES!"

"oh if that doesn't frighten you then how about on the upcoming Organization vacation I room you with larxine instead of Roxas? Does that sound like fun flurry boy?"

"no…but then maybe I can solve our problem MY way!"

"hmm…then how about I room you with Marluxia and Larxine?"

"I might acc9dentaly burn down the tri state area….oops."

"and I might accidentally put you with Xigbar…"

"and I might accidentally tell him this conversation."

"…you are now roomed with…me!"

"I might drive you crazy. And I wonder what Xiggy will think since you're not roomed with your usual roomie. *shudder* that would be like a picnic for Larxine and Xigbar are you MAD!"

"…ah ha! Meet your new Roomie! Vexen! Enjoy being a test subject!

"Fire and Ice doesn't go so well…don't you remember the FIRST! Time you put me in a room with Vexen. His hands had third degree burns and I was frozen to a lab table."

"And that's exactly what I'm hoping for."

"haha funny! don't worry your pretty LITTLE head about that vacation. Things will happen,, but they will, in the end role in my favor. And if not, revenge is always at the top of my to do list."

"hm, I'll take my chances. Im just thinking about how much im going to enjoy those screams of terror."

"ppppffffftttt…there more like screams of excruciating pain…BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! You will pay, not only willi ruin the power relationship between you and Xigbar but I will develop one of my own! With hopefully, not Xigbar."

"Not gonna happen. I give Xigbar that pu pu face and I get anything I want!"

"But if he knows theres nothing there, no almost emotions or whatever we have, then how would he feel! Oh wait…he'll probably try to prove his lust for you by banging you so hard you won't be able to walk right for a week. When that happens everyone will know, because I might let something slip."

"You are as undesirable as a flesh eating beetle."

"…Thank you?"

"It was an insult, flames for brains!"

"Yes I do have flames for brains! Thank you! And soon you will have flames for hair!"

"Well Xigbar would only seek revenge on you for such an act. And as you said he wouldn't care if he found out I have no feelings for him! He would only chase after me more!"

"Yes but in a more painful way for you. Don't worry ill have Demyx douse you with water before it burns you silly little emo boy!"

"…Demyx says hi…"

"HI DEMYX! Isnt that right you would put out a fire on Zexion's head?"

"He says he likes bread… I don't get it…"

"…that's his way of saying I don't understand the question."

"Now he's playing Poke'mon…btw he's also in your room."

"WHAT! WHY IS HE IN MY ROOM"

"Because I said so…and no one else wants him…"

"…..you are cruel!"

"Yes…yes I am."

"REVENGE… *turns around* HEY LARXINE! ZEXY'S IN HIS ROOM ALL ALONE! I WONDER WHAT HE'S DOING!"

"NO! Demyx and I are playing cards I'm not ALONE!"

"So now you're in MY ROOM!"

"No I'm Lying…"

"That's right stay the Fuck outa my room."

"Unfortunately…the only person left to room with is…Roxas and Xion…so im with them…"

"UNFORTUNATLY! Those two are the best people you will ever meet!"

"I'm not keen on children…they make me feel…short."

"You are short!"

"And you are annoying!"
"To you anyway!"

"You need a hobby…"

"Setting things on fire is a hobby!"

"It's also incredibly dangerous and stupid! Go read a book or something!"

"DUDE I read! The Death note series is awesome!"

"Right…anything that isn't a comic book?"

"There's this series…it's called doctor Suse."

"THAT'S FOR CHILDREN!"

"SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"You…are wearing on my nerves…"

". that is my absolute favorite hobby!"

"ugh you are actually pretty clingy aren't you?"

"Hmm…what?"

"You just can't seem to leave me alone, can you?"

"Nope! Like I said favorite hobby!"

"Hmmm…you and have the organization…"

"We all enjoy bugging you. You're so funny to watch you get mad. It's hilarious!"

"And that is why I HATE YOU ALL!"

"ppffftttt! You're so funny ! So short and angry!"

"Why is it that my pain amuses you leeches?"

"don' know, don' car! It's the way it is so deal with it." "Hello? Are you there?"