AN: So here is the first chapter of Crack!Moments. A series dedicated to any and ALL pairings/situations that I can think of crazy stuff for. I couldn't put this in Moments as Moments is a MM fic only. And... was not a crack muffin like this XD one plans to be.

If anyone has suggestions for chapters feel free to PM me or put it in when you review.

-Sugar-

Light stared at the scene before him in absolute shock. He couldn't believe it, and apparently neither could anyone else from the task force, or the voice calling from the other end of the computer.

He was dumbfounded. It was inconceivable, and yet, he had to try so had not to laugh at the absolute idiocy of the entire situation. It was possibly the most hilarious, and unbelievable thing he had ever witnessed, and would probably ever witness, in his entire life.

All of his careful planning, and calculated deals with shinigami, down the drain in one moment. It was oh so disastrously perfect. He choked back, oh the irony of that alone, a laugh and converted it into a sob to erase suspicions.

Must not laugh...

L, the greatest detective in the entire world. ...

had just choked on a sugar cube...

and died.

-Cube-

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