"I like big butts and I cannot lie."

"I feel like a beached whale." Molly said as she carefully sat down in a recliner chair. Being 6 and a half months pregnant with twins, she was twice as huge as she was when she was pregnant with her 3 other kids.

"Well, you're a beautiful beached whale." Arthur replied as he leaned over and planted a soft kiss on his wife's lips before planting yet another one on her ever swollen stomach.

"Yeah mummy, you're a beautiful beached whale." 6-year-old Charlie repeated as he pulled himself up onto the recliner chair next to his mum.

"Awe, you two are sweet but I'm really not." Molly replied as she cuddled Charlie close to her swollen belly.

"Molls, you're just as beautiful when you're pregnant then when you're not." Arthur said reassuringly as he sat on the armrest of the chair, "Plus, I like the way you look when you have a round tummy."

"Me too!" Charlie chorused.

"Now why would you like me having a rounded tummy?"

"It makes you look curvier." Arthur replied, turning bright red when Molly clapped her hand on top of Charlie's ear, bringing his head so it was resting against her chest.

"Arthur! There's a six year old in the room!" She squealed as Charlie looked over to Arthur and then back to his mum in a confused manner.

"Sorry, I just can't help loving your curves." Arthur replied sheepishly as he, again, leaned over and kissed her, getting a reluctant kiss in response.

"Watch your mouth next time, young man." She replied as she pointed her finger at him.

"I like your curves too, Mummy." Charlie said much to the surprise of his parents. But neither of them thought much of it considering he was six and oblivious to the fact that he had no idea what he was saying.

"Neither you or daddy can say that, ok?" Molly said as she looked down at Charlie, kissing the crown of his head.

"Awe, why not?" Both boys whined.

"Because Mummy doesn't like it." Molly replied as she tried to stifle a laugh.

"Ok, mummy." Charlie said as he again rested his head on his mum's chest.

"It's time for you to go to bed, love." Molly replied, "Daddy's going to take you to bed." She added as she looked up at Arthur.

"Fine but I'll be back in a minute, stay here." Arthur said as he picked up Charlie.

"I don't think I'm going to be able to go any were." Molly replied as she let out a laugh and with that, Arthur walked up to Charlie's room and put him to bed.

This is for the challenge 'The Skeletons in the Closet.'