HI! How are you?

Hichigo: fine till you showed up.

Thats mean Hichi-chan

Hichigo: MY NAME IS NOT HICHI-CHAN

Yea Yea. anyway disclamer please

Hichigo: Rose doesn't own bleach

this is my first fanfic so please be nice R&R

HICHIGO + ROCK = ZANGETSU'S POLE

By: Pinkrose1122

It was another in Ichigo's inner world. The blue horizontal skyscrapers and the white vertical clouds, all the same. There was nothing out of the ordinary here.

Hichigo planing to take Ichigo's 'crown', Zangetsu was standing on a random pole, cape bellowing around in an unfelt wind, and Ichigo, well he was sleeping with his mouth open like a frog would wait for a fly.

All normal, all the same. A couple yards away from our sleeping strawberry was Hichigo babbling about kings and horses and how he should have the crown instead of Ichigo when his foot hit something.

"hmm?" he uttered as he bent down and picked up the said object. It was hard, gray, and round. "A rock?" Hichigo mumbled.

"How did a rock get in kings mind?" He tossed it up and down in his hand. " I know his head is hard as a rock but this is ridiculous." The albino joked.

He looked over his shoulder to his 'King' and an evil idea struck him. "hehehe."

He smirked a weaker version of his patoned smile and turned quickly to the slumbering Soul Reaper. Winding up his arm, rock in hand, he whispered. "Good night king."

He released his grip on the rock and sent it flying towards Ichigo. Just as Hichigo released the projectile Ichigo eyes flew open and he did something resembling a backflip but fell down and returned to sleep.

This wasn't needed because the rock completely missed the target, Ichigo, and smashed through a window several levels above his with a loud "CRASH!"

This woke Ichigo completely and he was on his feet with Zangetsu in hand in an instant. After realizing that there was n threat, anymore, he looked up and saw the now ruined window and screeched. "WHAT DID YOU DO?"

He quickly turned to Hichigo fuming. The hollow who had his hands raised defensively. "It wasn't me! It was Zangetsu!"

he said sweatdroping. " You said you were Zangetsu." Ichigo retorted bluntly, remembering what the hollow during his training with the Vizards.

The albino stood there for a moment with a blank look on his face before pointing up to Zangetsu. " It was his pole! Zangetsu's pole did it!"

He accused waving his hand rapidly. Ichigo facepalmed slowly sliding it down his face and stated. " You suck at excesses you know that right."

Meanwhile Zangetsu was standing on his pole wondering. " How did he know I put the rock there?" He shuged it off and continued to watch Ichigo and his inner hollow bicker.