This is my first story on :) It's just a quick drabble with OOCness and no plot.

Disclaimer: I wish I owned DRRR. Then I'd let Erika's dreams come true.

"Dammit, I already said no."

"Really, you think that's going to work? Fat chance, Shizu-chan."

"Flea. I am warning you…"

"Oh, who knew Shizu-chan would be such a baby~? Not me."

The smirk at the end definitely said so differently. And by the way the goddamn flea was ready to leash out all evil, hand poised with an evil grin, Shizuo saw little hope in his situation. He could, of course, always kick the damn parasite off himself (why was the flea so insistent about sitting on his lap, of all things?), but brilliant red eyes warned him: move a millimeter now and I will have you screaming for help in a matter of seconds. Ah shit.

"Now, Shizu-chan, what should I do with this, hm?"

Heiwajima Shizuo gritted his teeth.

"Get. Away. From. Me. Right. Now."

Orihara Izaya's grin widened.

"Aw~ . Poor Shizu-chan rendered helpless by such an adorable thing!"

Shizuo decided he didn't care if all hell let loose anymore. He flung Izaya to the other end of the room. But Izaya, being the sadist that he was, unlatched the cage and let the captives out.

"SHIT!"

The living god, draped in all his black, furry glory, sat there with a huge grin on his face as he watched Shizuo dance and shriek in the living room.

"Really, who would have thought that he was afraid of mice?"

I have no idea why that idea came out...:P

Musophobia: fear of mice