(The stage is covered with Christmas decorations and has a HUGE Christmas tree right behind the chairs. Zim's in the guest's seat, Ellie is has fake reindeer antlers on her head and Pleakley is wearing a lopsided Santa Hat)
Ellie: Welcome to the Invader Zim Questionnaire of Doom: Christmas special! In this one, we'll ask Zim questions!
Zim: YES! IT IS THE ALMIGHTY AND BRILLIANTLY GENIOUS INVADER ZIM'S TURN!
Dib: Oh, shut up!
Zim: Silence Dib-stick!
Ellie: If you guys are curious, there're 19 flipping pages worth of questions for Zim…
Pleakley: So we may as well begin. First is Invader Gilly
Zim - what would you think if, oh, say the Tallest gave you a fake mission? How would you feel? ((laughs))
Red and Purple: (nervously laughing) Ha… funny… fake mission…
Zim: The Tallest didn't give me a fake mission! They know that I'm so amazing-
Ellie: But what if they did?
Zim: But they wouldn't
Ellie: I said what if
Zim: They wouldn't
Ellie: You're not listening to me, Zim. What if they did?
Zim: I tire of your foolishness! Move on to the next question!
Pleakley: Okay… but don't you think we should at least give some kind of an answer to Invader Gilly?
Zim: SILENCE! Do as I say!
Pleakley: Alright… Galaxina-the-Seedrian is next
Zim, have you ever had a love interest...you know, a girlfrend...that's a human named Zita (forget I said the Zita part)?
Zim: No, I've never had one of them
Ellie: You're not very romantic, I'm guessing?
Pleakley: zimtak3 has a question
this is for zim-
don't you think the song "half of my heart" is perfect if you and tak were in luv?
Zim: I hate Tak!
Ellie: Can we at least listen to the song?
(Song plays)
Lyrics:
I was born in the arms of imaginary friends
Free to roam, made a home out of everywhere I've been
Then you come crashing in, like the realest thing
Trying my best to understand all that your love can bring
Oh, half of my heart's got a grip on the situation
Half of my heart takes time
Half of my heart's got a right mind to tell you
That I can't keep loving you (can't keep loving you)
Oh, with half of my heart
I was made to believe I'd never love somebody else
Made a plan, stay the man who can only love himself
Lonely was the song I sang, until the day you came
Showing me another way and all that my love can bring
Oh, half of my heart's got a grip on the situation
Half of my heart takes time
Half of my heart's got a right mind to tell you
That I can't keep loving you (can't keep loving you)
Oh, with half of my heart
With half of my heart
Your faith is strong
But I can only fall short for so long
Down the road, later on
You will hate that I never gave more to you
Than half of my heart
But I can't stop loving you
I can't stop loving you
I can't stop loving you
I can't stop loving you
I can't stop loving you
With half of my . . .
Half of my heart
Oh, half of my heart
Half of my heart's got a real good imagination
Half of my heart's got you
Half of my heart's got a right mind to tell you
That half of my heart won't do
Half of my heart is a shotgun wedding to a bride with a paper ring
And half of my heart is the part of a man who's never truly loved anything
Half of my heart, oh, half of my heart
Half of my heart, oh, half of my heart
Half of my heart, oh, half of my heart
Half of my heart . . .
Zim: I still hate Tak
Ellie: Well, to be honest, the song does kind of fit. Like the 'Made a plan, stay the man who can only love himself'. You are very self-obsessed
Zim: I know that. I have a good reason to be
Ellie: Let me guess, you're amazing
Zim: See, even you know that!
Pleakley: Invader kit has some questions:
*sprints into room*
OMGOMGOMGOMG0O0O0O0O0OMG ZIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! If you could have ANYTHING YOU WANT, what would it be?
Zim: TO RULE THE EARTH!
Pleakley:
*gives what he wants*
Zim: (Is given a contract stating that he is now the ruler of Earth) Yes… YES! I AM THE RULER OF EARTH!
Dib: NOOOOOOOOOO! (Jumps of Zim and they start fighting)
Ellie: Urgh… let's just sit this one out
(7 hours later)
Dib: (has torn clothes and messed up hair) Take that! (Slaps Zim on the shoulder. It doesn't hurt him)
Zim: (has some bruises and a black-eye) That was just pathetic…
Dib: Shut up! (Punches Zim's chin)
Zim: (Drops paper and it's grabbed by a Dib-fangirl, who rips it into pieces) AW! That was my tongue! Wait – NOOOOOO! STUPID DIB WORSHIPPER!
(Dib-fangirl is dragged of the stage my guards)
Zim: !
Dib: HA HA! (Zim kicks him in the privates and Dib falls on the floor, whimpering)
Zim: I'll destroy you after the show, filthy human! (Sits down on seat)
Pleakley:
And im not looking to MAKE you like me, like SOME People...*glares at zim fangirls*...But it sure would be nice of you...(hint hint)
You are my FAVORITE character! Ill beat the crap outta Dib for you! *brings out metal bat* hehehe...
Zim: Don't worry… (glances at Dib, who's still cowering on the floor) he's not getting up soon
Pleakley:
ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM RULES ALL! ZIM. RULES. ALL!
i think ive made my point. :)
AND IN CONCLUSION,
Zim, i am, and always will be, youre MOST LOYAL fangirl.
You are AMAZING. Dont let ANYONE tell you different.
why are you so amazing?=D
P.S, i luuuuuuv uuuuu im ur biggest fan!
~Invader KIT!
Zim: I ask myself that question every day. It seems that I was just born that way
Pleakley: Next is Invader Elze
Are you available?
Zim: Available?
Ellie: She means as in relationship-wise. As in, are you single?
Zim: Uh… yes… wait! No, I don't want to get into any Earthy-love-thing!
Ellie: So you're available but 'not ready'
Zim: Yes… wait, 'not ready'? What's that meant to mean? Zim is prepared for everything!
Ellie: Okay, that solves it, you can have him
Zim: Huh?
Pleakley:
You are there greatest Irken ever alive! ! ! ! Zim, I would do ANYTHING for you to like me. ANYTHING. Dib, You must tell Zim he is amazing and be his servant for the whole episode! Zim, I give you Irken Nachos! ! ! ! ! ! Dear God... I can't contain myself... OMG! ! ! !
ZIIIIIIIIIIIIM! ! ! ! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU! I WOULD KILL DIB AND DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE JUST FOR YOU TO LIKE ME! ! ! I WOULD DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE OF SPACE OF TIME! ! ! ! ! ! ! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE LIKE ME! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM!
(Pleakley faints from loss of air)
Ellie: Oh no… Someone wake him up! (takes laptop and continues message)
ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM! ZIM!
Ellie: (Is gasping for air) Holy… wow… (clears throat)
So what is your favorite:
-color
Zim: Reddish-purple, like my eyes, since, ya know, if it's on me, it's the best
Ellie:
-Race
Zim: THE IRKENS!
-tallest
Zim: I worship both of my Tallest equally
-FanGirl (PLEEEEEEEASE SAY ME! ! ! ! !)
Zim: I haven't met all of them, but you did a good job of making someone faint, so that gives you bonus points. Too bad it wasn't Ellie
Ellie: Hey!
-Other IZ character
Zim: The Tallest are the Empire's rulers, so them. However, GIR isn't that bad either
GIR: I LOVE YOU TOO, MASTER!
Ellie:
-Planet
Zim: Irk. It's way better than Earth
-Pairing that involves you
Zim: I hate all of them from the bottom of my Squeedily Spooch
Ellie:
-show
Zim: Mine, of course
*you MUST (Ellie make him do it) answer truthfully for all the questions*
Speak as Zim, not an Irken, Zim. Speak through your pak.
Do you like Me?
Zim: I haven't talked to you yet, but I appreciate your worshipping of me
Ellie:
Do you like the tallests?
Zim: They are my leaders and gave me a worthy mission. I have no reason to not like them
Red: So… no hard feelings on the banishment to Foodcourtia?
Zim: Of course not, my Tallest
Purple: How about us trying to kill- (Red slaps him)
Red: (whispers harshly) Shut up!
Zim: Kill what?
Red: (obviously lying) Um… that energy absorbing blob of yours
Zim: Nah, that's okay
Red: Phew… (Whispering at Purple) think before you say something!
Ellie:
Do you know about the invader secret?
Zim: There're a lot of secrets kept by the invaders. I'm not going to tell you them, though
Ellie:
Are you really loyal to the tallest?
Zim: Yes, all Irkens are. But I'm more loyal to them than any of the others
Ellie:
Do ya like this poem? (Not sure where this come from)
I live in seven's shadow.
Seven.
The most magical number.
Seven.
Punch line for 7,8,9.
Seven.
The most known multiplication table.
I live in seven's shadow.
I am six.
(Pleakley wakes up)
Pleakley: Wow… uh… what did I miss?
Ellie: Not much, just finished Invader Elze's questions
Zim: …I'm not a poem guy
Ellie: I think it's cool. You can look at it in lots of different ways – metaphorically or more literally
Dib: Yeah… but now I'm thinking of maths O.o
Ellie: Ew… maths… funnily enough, I hate the number seven because it can be a pain in a maths question. 10's my favourite
Pleakley: I like 7, though
Dib: I like 3
Gaz: I like 6…
Red: 2's my favourite
Purple: 139.5's the best
Zim: I like 1, because I think it describes me the most. First in everything
Tak: Why the heck are we talking about what numbers we like?
Ellie: What's your favourite number?
Tak: Eight, but-
Lard Nar: I like 12
Tenn: 14's nice
Tak: CAN WE GET BACK TO ASKING QUESTIONS?
Pleakley: …Okay, Miss whiner, as you wish…
Thanks! I'm not sure where that poem was from, but today I made it up in math.
Three cheers for Zim!
VICTORY FOR ZIM!
VICTORY FOR ZIM!
VICTORY FOR ZIM!
Zim: VICTORY FOR ZIIIIIM!
Pleakley: Next is Invader Chi
I got some questions for Zim.
What do you think of gir?
Zim: He's useful sometimes… but he's very stupid
Pleakley:
What do you think of ZADR?
Zim: IT DESERVES TO BURN IN THE BOMFIRE OF HORRIBLE DEATH! I WOULD NEVEREVENTHINK OF LOVING A HUMAN, LET ALONE THE DIB STICK! HE WANTS TO RUIN MY MISSION, AND THAT IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WANT TO TEAR HIS LIMBS APART! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE'S SO ANNOYING AND ALSO HAS THE LARGEST HEAD KNOWN TO THE GALAXY!
Pleakley: Numbuh97 is next…
zim-what would you do if, oh, i dont know... THE TALLESTS GAVE YOU A FAKE MISSION!
Zim: They wouldn't do that
Ellie: Stubborn, isn't he?
Pleakley: Invader Zak is next
Hey Zim it's me your brother unless this is a different demension, anyhow my question is how would you feel if I was your brother
Zim: (Shrugs) I don't know… the question really is how would you feel being a brother of INAVDER ZIM? Intimidated, envious or proud?
Pleakley:
Hey Bro Quick question would you join me and the resistys to fight the Irken Empire
Zim: No
Pleakley:
Hey its me again bro Roach and I from the series have a couple of question and qutes to say
Zak: Zim what would you do if I was planning an attack on the Tallest and don't say you would tell the tallest because even you aren't that mean+ we are Brothers.
Zim: I wouldn't tell the Tallest, I'd fight you off by myself!
Red: It would be better if you just told us…
Zim: Don't worry, my Tallest, I'll protect you!
Red: (quietly) That's what I'm worried about…
Zim: What was that my Tallest?
Red: Nothing
Pleakley:
Roach: Hey mate quick question why don't you do something nice for Tak so you two can start to really like each other I mean all you have to start out with is sorry.
Zim: NEVER! I hate Tak! She tried to steal my mission, the little disgrace to the mighty IRKEN RACE!
Tak: I'm right here, you know
Zim: Your point being…?
Pleakley:
Zak: Hey tallest bureaucrats hope you like the resistys after we kick you to kingdom kong; for you will never be able to survie our deadler and more powerfuler guns and armor
Purple: (sarcastic) Oh, I'm scared now…
Pleakley
Roach: Yeah and the best thing is we have our own Irken rebel division so we know your command post inside and out lads
Purple: AS LONG AS WE HAVE THE DOUGHNUTS, YOU CAN'T STOP US!
Everyone (even Red): O_o
Purple: …What?
Pleakley:
Zak: Bro, will you tell Tak your past for I beleve the torture you went through was worse then her's
Zim: My past? Well, it's not really that important, is it? It just lead to the amazing-ness which is ME!
Roach: My final question lad if you had the choice of having to rescue Tak from some evil nightmare relm or saving Zak from an ambush from the I.E.C. A.K.A. the Irken Elite Commandos.
Zim: I would never save Tak! I'll save Zak instead
Pleakley: You don't even know him
Zim: Nothing's worse than Tak! Except Dib, of course
Pleakley:
Zak: Now my fianal question; if I tell you that your mission is a fake would you join me and help free all Irkens from there dictator ways. P.S. ask the Tallest about your mission being a fake if they say no then keep asking them.
Zim: My mission's not fake! Right, my Tallest?
Red: …Um, yeah, it's totally real…
Zim: See?
Pleakley: (rolls eyes) Here's some more from Invader Zak
Zim, what if I told you that I have a growth serum for you and If you want it say yes.
Zim: YES, YES! Give it to ZIM so my amazing-ness can be shown even more! (Zim is given a bottle with some funny-looking liquid in it) Cool…
Red: Hey, Zim, look over there! (points at the Christmas tree)
Zim: What is it? (Looks)
Red: (slaps the bottle out of Zim's hand and it breaks into pieces, the liquid splattered on the stage's floor)
Zim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Oh well… Accidents happen
Dib: You would've killed me if I had made you drop that bottle, but you just shrugged it off when your leader did it?
Zim: You would've done it on purpose. My Tallest didn't mean it
Red: Exactly! No, shut up, big head
Dib: MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!
Pleakley:
Did you and Tak ever know each other before the day Tak failed her test, because the writer{who is not me} says that in Episode 8 of the season 3 there is a romantic past between you two and that when tak found out it was you tnat ruined her life She wanted revenge for her not becoming an Invader and for breaking her heart.
Ellie: I've never heard of that story… where did you find it out?
Zim: I had never met Tak before; I would've recognised her when she shut down her disguise if I did know her
Pleakley:
Invader Zak Reporting to ask five questions and make three comments or something; anyway.
1. Zim why did you destroy our home planet with that W.M.D. was it because it was so powerful that the power consumed you and lost control of yourself.
Zim: Yeah, but mainly I was just too excited to wait to go to my assigned planet
Pleakley:
2. Do you know about the Revolution that is taking place with in the Irken society; if so then what side are you on {For the Tallest or for the Republic?}
Zim: My Tallest! I'm loyal to them
3. do you sometimes get depressed and stressed when you are trying to be somebody in everyones eyes? {I think your a somebody just thought I'd like to add that}
Zim: Nah, everyone worships me naturally. I am already this 'someone' you speak of
Pleakley:
4. If you had a choice between saving me, Tak, Dib, Irken Empire, or Rebel resistance which would you choose? {I honor any of your choices}
Zim: The Irken Empire
Pleakley:
5. My last question is why do you feel the need to destroy and don't say it is because our Paks were programed like that because I want to hear your own thoughts from your brain and not the Pak.
Zim: It's fun to destroy things. And I'm good at it
Pleakley:
Comments:
1. Hey Tallest you know how you were torturing my Commanding officer Lard Nar? Well guess what I'm stopping by after this show and Roach and I are going to show you the true meaning of torture and feel free to take part in torturing them Commander Lard Nar.
Purple: You'll have to get us first
Red: Don't listen to him. We don't want to be kidnapped or anything like that. Can't we all forgive and forget? Make peace and all that stuff?
Ellie: In other words, Red's a sissy
Red: I am not! Take that back!
Ellie: Nope
Red: Take it back or I'll bomb your head into-
Ellie: BMW (points at the ceiling and a 2009 BMW X6 falls on top of Red)
Pleakley:
2. Dib you should really consider joining the resistys and accepting my deal otherwise what are you going to do when a armada comes by Earth and you don't have the weapons, Tech, or reinforments to fight them off.
Dib: I just don't trust the Resisty, okay?
Pleakley:
3. And here's something that will irratate the Tallest; Commander Lard Nar I have your reports on how many Irkens are fighting by the Resistys and the Report is 10,000+ and growing {Take that Tallest we will win this war by getting your people to join our side}
Purple: I doubt it. The entire Irken population is eleven billion. 10,000 isn't very much compared to that
Pleakley: Next, we have a question from OtterFrog
LOl I am enjoying this questionnaire:)
I have just one question for Zim, since I see that characters from Stitch are here.
Stitch was created to be the Ultimate Weapon, while Zim just had training as an invader. If they got into a fight, who would win? :)
Pleakley: Stitch. He was made to destroy stuff
Zim: NONSENSE! I'm quite good at destroying stuff too!
Ellie: Yeah, but Stitch is just more likely to win in a battle – you have a stroke of bad luck with battles, anyway – but you'd win when it came down to how epic the two characters are
Zim: You say I cannot fight, earth-filth?
Ellie: No, but you can't even beat Dib. No offence, Dib
Dib: Hey!
Pleakley: Stitch was genetically engineered to break things and be an ultimate weapon. You just got a malfunctioning PAK that makes you have a liking for ruining people's lives
Zim: SILENCE!
Pleakley: xinvaderxrandomnessx is next
(appears as hologram) Thankyouthankyouthankyou! That was amazing my bf loved it! So, zim, you're too loud.
Zim: No I'm not!
Dib: Actually, you kind of scream a lot
Zim: (glares at Dib) Says YOU!
Pleakley:
Yeah, that's all. Keep screwing up on everything! You rock at that, and it's funny! Also, tallest, I luv u both, but not obsessively or anything. Lard nar, I came up with a more fitting name for the resisty. The retardsy! Fits you well.
Lard Nar: Okay, that's just mean!
Pleakley:
Anyway, as another request, I'd like my oc to be on the show for the next 10 minutes! .com/art/My-Oc-Lyn 180645634?q=&qo=0&catpath=gallery:randomcreator:27582082&order=0&offset=0 yep!
Ok, and yeah, zim and dib, that other request was mandatory.
LET THE BURRITO TOURTURE OF RANDOMNESS BEGIN! This has nothing to do with burritos, and no animals (except for 9000 pesky musquitos) were harmed in the filming of this live hologram. Lates!
Ellie: Sorry, I'm not allowing any OCs to come in; too many people would request it :(
Pleakley: InvaderJazzyx33 has a question
Can I ask a question to Zim? O_o
How come you are so ignorant to the fact that the tallest tricked you ? Are you just ignoring the fact because you know it's true?
(P.S. I love Zim ^-^)
Zim: They didn't trick me! You FILTHY humans dare question my leaders?
Pleakley: Zim'sMostLoyalServant is next with a few questions:
-enters the room in a wheelchair and full body cast-
Not sure what compelled me to do that, but if I ever get the feeling back in my legs, I'll be sure to never ** Gaz off again.
Gaz: That's a good idea
Pleakley:
Anyway, questions for the magnificent Zim:
1) Is it true you had a crush on Miyuki back when she was Tallest?
Zim: (nervously) Uh… no…
Skoodge: But, Zim, you told me that-
Zim: Silence, Skoodge! I only admired her political status…
(Miyuki appears)
Miyuki: You know, if you didn't kill me, I would have found that cute
(Spork appears)
Spork: (coughing) Paedophilia…
Miyuki: (glares at him)
Pleakley:
2) How did you survive flying into that star at the end of "Hobo 13"?
Zim: I first screeched for escape pods, but there weren't any, so I put on my air-breathing bubble thing and jumped out of the ship, calling for GIR to come pick me up. He didn't answer though, so was floating there for a whole week before some Meekrob ship picked me up. They tried to kill me, but I got one of their escape pods and got out. Ha, stupid Meekrob…
Meekrob: We're not stupid!
Tenn: Yes you are
Meekrob: Who's the one who got sent malfunctioning SIR units, was captured, almost got killed and failed horribly at her mission?
Tenn: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Meekrob: I don't have a mouth. We're beings of pure energy, remember?
Tenn: I don't care, just stop talking! You guys are so annoying!
Pleakley:
3) Why don't you just apologize to Tak for ruining her chance at being an Invader? She could be a valuable ally if she didn't hate you.
Zim: ZIM NEEDS NO ALLIES!
Pleakley:
4) You do realize the Tallest hate you too, right?
Zim: No they don't!
Ellie: Denial: a state of mind marked by a refusal or an inability to recognize and deal with a serious personal problem. Eg. Zim's reaction to people telling him about what the Tallest really think of him
Zim: You confuse me, human
Ellie: I know :D
Pleakley:
5) Do you have any mental scars from your time on Foodcourtia?
Zim: Yes… (twitches as he has a flashback)
(Everyone looks at Sizz-lorr suspiciously)
Sizz-lorr: (who's in the audience, but is still stuck in that same couch) Don't look at me like that!
Pleakley:
6) How do you really feel about GIR and Minimoose? Do you think of them as slaves, sidekicks, or friends?
That's all.
Zim'sMostLoyalServant signing off.
Zim: Neither of them really listen to me like a slave would, nor does ZIM need friends, so they're sidekicks
Pleakley: TimIsaFunSucker is next
Me: Yay! Zimmeh's chapter!
Meghan: *Pops up outta nowhere* Pfff. Dib's better.
Me: -.- First you invade my fics, no your invading my REVIEWS, TOO?
Meghan: Just call me Invader Meg! ^-^
Me: -.-" ...No. Anyways, Zim,
1. Do you or would you ever like Gaz?
Zim: NO!
Pleakley:
2. How do you feel about ZaTr? I HATE IT! Tak hates you for ruining her life, and you hate her for trying to take your mission! There's no way you'd ever be friends, let alone something more!
Zim: EXACTLY! That's what I think!
Pleakley:
And as for Red...
Meghan: Ooh! Me! Me! Me! Me! Can I PLEASE do it? :D
Me: *.$ Fine. Just shut up, your voice in making me sick...
Meghan: YAY! *Meghan pulls a rope* *Giant piano full of maggots, water and meat falls on Red*
Red: What the f- (starts smoking due to the water and meat) AHHHHHHHH! PAIN! (runs around in circles, arms going crazy)
Pleakley:
Meghan and Me: DOWN WITH THE BLOODY RED TALLEST! (That's our catchphrase)
Red: I HATE YOUU! (Maggot bites his eye) OUCH! (slaps eye to get rid of maggot) AH! MY EYE!
Spork: Loser
Pleakley:
Me: Tak, you are awesome! You're favorite character, but why does you accent change so much? (First it sounds American, then it sounds like you're from New Jersey, then it sounds Brittish!)
Tak: Meh, it stays British throughout the episode, really
Pleakley:
Also, Gir, which do you like more: Piggies, Waffles, Cupcakes, Tacos, or your master? (Zim)
Meghan and Me: BYE, BIATCHEZ! *Dissapear in a cloud of purple smoke with "Cartoon" by Skye Sweetnam playing*
GIR: I LOVE THEM ALLLLLLL!
Pleakley: We have three questions from Eternally Ebony
Yeah Spork! Wow, you do have a good voice...
Spork: Thank you ;D
Pleakley:
Anyway, onto the epicenter of the IZ Universe: ZIM!
1) Have you launched any animals into space? Yes, this includes humans.
Zim: Yes, of course
Pleakley:
2) Do you despise the host? How about the host's assistant?
Ellie: …Are you trying to say something?
Zim: Yes, I despise her, and her one-eyed assistant
Ellie: I knew it ._.
Pleakley:
3) RANDOM Q! Sticks and stones could break bones, but words will never hurt... do you think that's true?
Zim: LIES! FILTHY LIES! Words, sticks and stones hurt everybody the same, except for me. Nothing can hurt INVADER ZIM!
Pleakley: We have some questions from Mia The Blind
ZIM!
Zim: What?
ZIM!
Zim: What?
ZIM!
Zim: WHAT?
I have questions for joo!
1. WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?
Zim: I'm not stupid!
Dib: Yes you are
Zim: SILENCEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Pleakley:
2. In Gaz, Taster of Pork, what were you planning to do with Gir full of monkeys?
Zim: …you don't need to know that…
Pleakley:
3. Again, from GToP, what would you do if Dib cast the sense of the shadow hog on YOU?
Zim: I WOULD DESTROY THE DISTGUSTINGLY BIG-HEADED DIB-HUMAN! Luckily for him, he didn't do that
Pleakley:
4. Did you know I have an assassin OC stalking you right now? -figure wrapped completely in black with gray eyes lands in front of him, waves, jumps back to ceiling rafters-
Zim: I didn't see that one coming…
Pleakley:
5. Should I hit you with a steak or a three-thousand pound muffin(PORKCOW xP)?
Zim: NO!
Pleakley:
6. Can I have gir? PWEASE!
Zim: The Tallest gave him to me, so I must refuse letting you have excess to something so advanced
Purple: (starts chuckling) Yeah, advanced… heh heh…
Pleakley:
And for Elle, BRING JTHM IN!
Ellie: We'll see how the show goes, maybe I can drag him in at some point
Pleakley: Invader Tay And Zimmy For ever is next
What is your favorite pairing?
Zim: I hate them all!
Pleakley:
and my question for you. What was up with red in gazs episode?
from,
Invader Tay
P.S my name dosent mean what you think...
Zim: I don't know what's wrong with him
Pleakley: Tinkerbell220 has four questions for Zim
ITS ZIMMM!1
as you can see i love zim alright first question
1. which pairing do you prefer ZaGR ZaDR ZaTr orrrr you can pic k ME!(and you HAVE TO PICK ONE)
Zim: ZIM DOES NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING! Especially pick which type of love I prefer! I prefer none!
Pleakley: Okay, um… who do you hate the least, Dib, Tak or Gaz?
Zim: Urgh… I guess Gaz, she hasn't stopped me destroying Earth as much as Dib and she hasn't attempted to take my mission yet… BUT I STILL HATE HER! SHE'S HUMAN!
Pleakley: That answers your question :)
happened to the moose?( btw dib ur annoying zim you have my permission to slap him)
Zim: (Slaps Dib) And which moose? Minimoose? He's still with me, he's just at the base now
Pleakley:
RED? DO YOU REMEMBER ME?probably not since we wiped your memory after me and crystal kidnapped you and forced you to get drunk and do uhhh stuff!
Red: Uh… I… got vague memories of something like that happening…
Spork: You disgust me, Red
Pleakley:
4. back to zim here is a giganto load of weapons that not even GIR can mess up XD you can use them for anything!
Zim: If they're Irken made, then I thank you
annnd thats it oh wait!if keef is there can i lock him in a closet with a horny goat? PLEEAAASSSEE if i cant then at least put red purple or dib in there
BYE ZIMMEH I LOVE YA!
Ellie: Even I don't hate Keef enough to have him go through that. That's almost as bad as a horny swan… anyway, it's time for a break!
Robo-Mum: (Is wearing a Santa costume) SPIN IT LIKE A BOTTLE IN TRUTH OR DARE! (spins the arrow)
(The arrow spins around till it stops at the name: GIR!)
GIR: Hey! That's me!
Zim: GIR, order everyone to destroy Earth!
GIR: Nah uhhhhhhh. First, I want PIGGIES! LOTS OF PIGGIES!
(Hundreds of pigs flood in)
GIR: NOW, CUPCAKES!
(Cupcakes fall for the air)
GIR: WAFFLES!
(Waffles fall from the air too)
GIR: (in the same melody as It's raining Men) IT'S RAINING WAFFLES! OH YEAH, AND CUPCAKES TOOOOOOO! I WANT A SINGING TACO!
(A taco with a mouth and two very disturbing eyes comes skipping towards GIR singing the Caramelldansen)
GIR: YAYYYYYY! (Picks up taco, singing along with it) Oa-oa-a, Dansa med oss, Klappa era hander, gör som vi gör, ta några steg åt vänster, lyssna och lär, missa inte chansen, nu är vi har med Caramelldansen! (eats the taco) HEH HEHHHHHHHHHH!
(-For those who don't know this, the Caramelldansen is Swedish. Check it up on Youtube, it just screams GIR-)
GIR: ! EVERYONE DANCE! (Random Irkens come up next to him and start dancing to the Doom song) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ellie: And we're back :D
Pleakley: The next few questions are from joy2theworlddannyphantom
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
...
I hate the holidays.
1) If Dib wasn't so superstitious, but was still smart, do you think he would make a good friend?
Zim: NEVER!
Pleakley:
2) Did you know I'm part Irken? *antenna twitches* I have the tongue and antenna. *Sticks out tongue* Shee?
Zim: I see…
Pleakley:
3) Out of Ellie, Tak and Gaz, who would you rather be with (romantically)
Ellie: Wow, you seriously just included me in that question?
Zim: NONE! TWO ARE IDIOTIC HUMANS AND ONE TRIED TO STEAL MY MISSION!
Ellie: Phew… Zim's funny and epic but I wouldn't actually go out with him
Pleakley:
4) What do you look for in a mate?
Zim: I don't want a mate!
Pleakley:
5) Does your race even HAVE mates?
Myeah, I'm done here. *flies away using black angel like wings*
Zim: No, We have cloning machines, so we don't need them
Pleakley: invader Claire's ask this question:
Everyone:What's your opinion on Fred:The Movie I think It's Awesome!
If ya don't like it too bad!You have to watch it 300,000,000 Times!
Ellie: I haven't actually watched it. It's not even in the theatres yet where I live xD So… I'll back to you with that question...
Pleakley:
Alright!Ellie Your AWESOME!(Gives her a pumpkin pie and chocolate cake!
Alright Bye!
Ellie: Pumpkins and chocolate! I'm in Heaven! (starts floating with happiness) Thank youuuuuuuu!
Pleakley: Next is Invader Nav
ZIM WILL FEEL MY UNHOLY WRATH WHICH IS GREATER THAN GAZ'S! Oh, Dib, the Halloween cemetery thing was awesome. :) I will give you pics!
Zim, did you not remember what I said about insulting Dib's normal head? I SAID YOU'D FEEL MT WRATH, YOU IDIOT!, my Box, are you a mathacist? *crickets chirping* *sigh*
Ellie: I know what a masochist is =)
Pleakley:
someone who enjoys pain.*throws fire ball at Zim* man dress! You wear a man dress! (I actually don't think so, but its funny to say. The ALMIGHTY Invader Zim is gonna be ticked at me. :3 )
Zim: IT'S NOT A DRESS! And… I'M ON FIRE! HELP! SOMEBODY HELPPPP!
Ellie: (Get's out fire extinguisher) Eat my Carbon Dioxide, fire! (Sprays Zim with it till the fire stops. Zim's left with burnt clothing and a pissed off face)
Zim: Ouch… o.e
Pleakley:
Zim, have you ever tried swimming in water while covered in paste, or are you too nervous it won't work and you'll end up burning? Wait, he's still suffering the effects of my fire ball.
Zim: I don't want to go swimming in some filthy human pool… OUCH, my arm…
Ellie: Cuz he can't swim :3
Zim: What makes you think that? Aww, yelling hurts (rubs jaw)
Ellie: Well, you don't know what water is, so I'm guessing you can't swim. Can you?
Zim: I can swim! ZIM can do anything!
Pleakley:
Well, while Zim attempts to overcome his agony, I take this time to say I now like both Tallest thanks to Penonymous. I used to only like Pur, and hate Red, but they're both cool. Aren't you guys happy, Tallest? :)
Red: A fan!
Purple: Yay!
Pleakley:
and no, Pur Pleakly will not suck it. O_O.(I admit, that made me lol)
Purple: -_-"
Ellie: x) I'm a very sick minded person at times…
Pleakley:
*hugs Dib* MY ETERNAL FAVORITE!
Dib: Someone likes me more than Zim! Beat that, Alien scum!
Zim: SILENCE! That is a very rare occasion!
Pleakley:
Okay, I think Zim has some nerve endings still in tact.*kicks in a place no guy wants to be kicked* WRITHE IN PAIN, B*TCH! Okay, now the ALMIGHTY Invader Zim hates me. :3
Zim: (in a squeaky voice) I hate you… (falls off chair)
Pleakley:
Zim, have you seen the Pilot episode? If not, watch it. WATCH IT, I SAY! Obey my fist! *shakes fist*
Zim: (Still on floor and squeaking) Of course I have, human pig smelly!
Pleakley:
Okay, I'm done.*hugs Dib* and remember, an Apple a day keeps the doctor away if well aimed.*disappears, cookies appear at Dib's feet*
Ellie: I actually like that apple joke :D
Dib: Chocolate chip! Cool! Thanks!
Zim: (voice is back to normal and he's climbed back in his seat) Revenge shall be MINE!
Pleakley: Next is The ALMIGHTY Invader Zim
YES! I only have one question. Why am I so amazing? Thats all.
Zim: I really don't know. But we really are amazing, aren't we?
Pleakley: Zim-and-Nny-servant-001 is next
OMFG! ZIMMETH I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH! I WISH I WAS WORTHY ENOUGH TO BE YOUR FRIEND BUT I AM NO MATCH FOR YOUR GREATNES! THATS WHHY I AM YOUR MOST LOYAL AND STRONGEST AND SMARTEST SERVANT! ON WITH THE QUESTIONS...oh but i need to quickly add that i will not put you through any torturish questions like i did gaz
threesum-with-gaz-zim-and-me: BUT I MIGHT grins evilyBUT I DO NOT SERVE YOU BECAUSE I AM HALF OF ZIM-AND-NNY-SERVANT-001 PERSONALITY AND I SERVE NNY! ONLY NNY!
me: GODDAMNIT THREESUM, I ALREADY TOLD YOU,YOU WWWIIILLLL SERVE ZIM BUT YOU CAN SERVE NNY TOO
(Threesum is her nickname)
okay sorry about that now ahem...ON WITH THY QUESTIONS!
master zim why do you even have robot parents they don't really work NO EFFENCE TO YOUR WORK I AM SORRY MASTER-SAMA!
Zim: They help make me look normal! It's part of the disguise… (fingers wiggle as if he were casting a spell as he says 'disguise')
Pleakley:
when you take over earth which you will...i will make sure of it...grins evilycan you let gaz help irk i'm sure she will agree if you give her high-tech video games, pigs, pizza, and let her be a comando in your army
Zim: NEVER! Gaz is human!
Pleakley:
also can i your most trusted and loyal servant even though i am human. Please let me i would kill all my family and friends(except my bff jasmine) for you on the spot without regret. I AM SERIOUS I WILL!
Zim: No humans are accepted!
Pleakley:
OKAY THAT IS ABOUT IT SO-
Threesum: WAIT... ZIM DO YOU THINK NNY CAN HELP WITH YOUR ARMY TOO! I AM SURE HE WILL AS LONG AS YOU KEEP SQUEE ALIVE AND GIVE HIM SOME HUMANS TOO DRAIN THERE BLOOD FROM!PLEASE!
Zim: I'll think about it…
Pleakley:
me: THREESUM THATS BRILLANT SOO PLEASE MASTER ZIM-SAMA PLEASE!
OKAY THAT IS DONE BUT BEFORE I LEAVE I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING!walks to the end of the stage and her clothes transforms to bood red and dark almost back purple(the same color as her eyes) with a lime green irken symbal over her heartZIM FANGIRLS AND BOYS UNITE!suddenly the ground below the stage opens up and 3 million peple of all races and age pop outTHIS IS YOUR ARMY! BYE!my black angel wings pop out as i fly awayCALL ME IF YOU NEED ME!
(the amount of fans fills up the whole hall to breaking point and everyone's squeezed against the wall)
Ellie: Turn on the fan-force field!
(The fan-force-field is turned on and the fans are dramatically pushed out of the now shattered windows and everyone else is on the floor, moaning from pain due to their crushed organs. Zim springs up, seemingly unharmed and with a proud smirk on his face)
Zim: I have control over that many people? This is amazing! Soon, I shall RULE ALL OF HUMANITY!
Pleakley: Wow… uh, you do have a lot of fans… (gets up, rubbing his head in pain) Anyway, we have another review from Zim-and-Nny-servant-001
MASTER-SAMA I HAVE SUCESSFULY GATHERED ALL THE ZIM FANS I COULD FIND! I LOKED THROUGH OUT ALL THE PLANETS,UNIVERSES,AND DIMENTIONS TO RALLY THEM UP! DESPITE
THAT CLOSE CALL IN THE WORLD OF JONNY THE HOMOCITAL MANIAC BECAUSE THREESUM TOOK CONTOL OF MY BODY AND PONCED ON HIM WILL HUGING AND KISSING HIM(she basicly had a fangirl moment),THEN HE TRIED TO KILL US I MADE IT BACK WITHOUT ANY INJURIES! I ALSO COUNTED UP THE ARMY IN WHOLE WE HAVE 20,000,000+ FANS IN OUR ARMY READY TO SERVE YOU! I HAVE ALSO TOOK HALF OF THE ARMY AND DIVIDED THEM. ONE TEAM WILL GO TO EACH PLANET, UNIVERSE, AND DIMENTION TO CONVERT IZ FANS TO HAIL ZIM, ANOTHER TEAM HAS GONE TO EACH PLANET, UNIVERSE, AND DIMENTION TO FIND ANYMORE ZIM FANS AND ALSO GET ALL TEAM ZIM(team zim is consisted of all iz characters who suport zim. Gir, Minimoose, Skooge, even the horrible Keef and many more characters are on team zim. the fans of these characters are consitered on team zim) TO JOIN US! THE LAST TEAM WAS SENT TO EACH PLANET, UNIVERSE, AND DIMENTION TO DESTROY ALL ANTI-ZIM OR DIB FANS AND ALL WHO ARE ON TEAM DIB(team dib consistes of all iz characters who suport dib or hate zim. Tak, Sizz-lorr, and Lard nar are some of team dib) AND HAVE THEM DISPOSED OF ALONG WITH ANY NETRALS(netral are iz characters who couldnt care less about who wins. Gaz, The tallest, and Ms. Bitters are the nuetrals) WHO PUT UP A FIGHT. I WILL ACEPT ANY PUNISHMENT YOU FIND FIT FOR NOT ASKING YOUR PERMISION TO PERFORM THIS TASK! Anywho i forgot my questions so i will write some comments instead. first comment CAPS IS FUN but tiring.
Ellie: Use the Caps lock, then :)
Pleakley:
2nd comment tallest i swear to you that if you hurt THE ALMIGHTY MASTER ZIM-SAMA in anyway mentaly or physicaly i will hurt you in the worst possible ways of course not along threesum along with her boyfriend Johnny C. or Nny as most call him will help with the torture grins evily at the thoughtalso this goes for anyone else who tries to hurt my master-sama i swear i will kill you. Servant 001 out
Spork: You guys got a death threat. HA!
Purple: Well, you don't like Zim, so I think you ALSO get a death threat! HA HA!
Spork: But I'm already dead.
Purple: Oh yeah…
Spork: HA HA HA!
Pleakley: Okay, here's the last one fromZim-and-Nny-servant-001
MASTER ZIM-SAMA our army has grown to 400,000,000+fans in just half an hour are you proud of me please praise me. Also we have destroyed 20% of all anti-zim or dib fans and team dib fans. take that dib the ALMIGHTY ZIM-SAMA WILL PREVAIL! we have also gotten gaz fans to join us so we have about 20,000,000+ more troops in our army and we have the gir fans with us to. Gir has about 500,000,000+ fans so altogether we stand at about 920,000,000 members of our army ZIM-SAMA! but now i want to ask you some questions
Zim: My army is HUGE! WOW!
Pleakley:
1. can i torture dib a tiny bit once you rule earth?
Zim: After I'm done with him, sure
Pleakley:
2. you like anime?whats your favorite?
Zim: I don't like anime; it was made by humans
Pleakley:
3. you like manga?whats your're favorite?
Zim: Same answer
Pleakley:
4. you like the happy tree friends? who's your favorite character? mine is flippy and flakey.
Zim: It's made by the humans! But it is somewhat amusing watching colourful animals being torn into shreds…
Pleakley:
5. who's your favorite ceral killer? mine is nny.
Zim: Mine is me
Ellie: How are you a serial killer?
Zim: I killed them (points at Miyuki and Spork) and 15 invaders in the first Operation Impending Doom. That means I've killed 17 people. That makes me a serial killer, right?
Spork: Actually, it was the 15 invaders you killed that made you a serial killer. You killed them all within a 30 day period. In fact, you killed them all within an hour. However, me and Miyuki, even though we were in the 30 day period, were only two victims. Usually, you would need to kill at least three to be considered a serial killer
Ellie: How do you know that?
Spork: You were the one who typed that
Ellie: Oh yeah… (everyone gives her a suspicious look) I haven't killed anyone, okay? I just heard about that 30 day, three people rule thing on TV! I'm not even out of school, for goodness sake!
Pleakley:
6. what's your favorite color or colors? mine are blood red, dark purple, black, midnight blue, and dark emerald green. i'm kinda gothic...
Zim: I like purplish-red. Because that's the colour of my eyes
Pleakley:
7. what kind of music do you like? i like rock, classical, some pop, only eminem rapping, and only carry underwood country.
Zim: I like anything that's popular for Irkens
Ellie: So, like Irken pop?
Zim: Yes, I guess you could can it that
Ellie: What does that sound like?
Red: Just listen to the theme song. It's sort of techno-darkish music
Pleakley:
8. what's your favorite band? i like rage against the machine, my chemical romance, three days grace, and cage the elephant.
Zim: (shrugs) I don't know Earth bands so well, but I like IrkenBeat, an Irken band
Pleakley:
9. whats your favorite song? i like both bulls on parade and killing in the name of by rage against the machine.
Zim: That's hard to answer… I don't know
10. whats your idea of a romantic place? mine is during midnight with a full moon no stars beside a glowing ocean of blood with a city engulfed in flames behond me. kind of creepy i know...
Zim: Romance? Ew…
Pleakley:
11. whats your happy place? mine is in a feild filled with white roses whith a blood red full moon with no stars and in the middle of the field the roses are stained red with my blood. again creepy i know but that is who i am...
Zim: My happy place is at a Tallest Ceremony, with me going to be crowned the Tallest
Red: (whispering solemnly) I pray that'll never happen…
Pleakley:
THAT IS ALL! also before i go, dib it's nice that your trying to save us but were're noct worth it. i mean even if zim wasn't going to take over earth, which he WILL, humanity will some just destoy itself later so, stop wasting your time! servant 001 out
Dib: Well, someone needs to try and save us
Pleakley: Skittles-XX is next…
I have some questions for Zim. But first... *Attacks Zim with meat* Sorry Zim, you're awesome, but I had to do that otherwise my OC Ari would kill me.
Zim: AHHHHH! THE MEAT!
Pleakley:
1.) Who do you hate more: 'Mary' or 'Fred?'
Zim: I hate both of those idiots, but 'Mary' is just a complete insult to the universe
Pleakley:
2.) Do Irkens own the Poop Company? In the end of one episode, I think the Tak one, you were drinking Poop Cola and there was an Irken sign on the bottom...
Zim: We actually stole the idea from the Meekrob, but yeah, we own it
Meekrob: They did steal it. Those Irken b*stards
Pleakley:
3.) If you literally HAD to have a relationship with ANY character, who would it be?
Zim: ZIM DOES NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING! INCLUDING LOVING SOMEONE!
Pleakley: Next is threesum with gaz zim and me
HAHAHA! I TOOK CONTROL OVER SEVANT 001's BODY SO I CAN ASK YOU DISTURBING QUESTIONS!*evil laughing is heard then someone else is heard screaming* WTF?
servant 001: DON'T YOU GODAMN DARE THREESUM! I WILL KICK YOUR ** ** IF YOU DO THEN CASTERATE YOU! YOU MOTHER ** HOE SCANK **!
threesum: okay o.0 ...i'm a girl though... anyway FOWARD WITH THE DISTURBING QUESTIONS! ALSO IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE HOW DISTURBING MY QUESTIONS ARE ASK GAZ ABOUT MY QUESTIONS TO HER WAS AND IF SHE DOESNT REMEMBER ELLIE OR WHATEVER HOST IS THERE LOOK UP THE QUESTIONS I ASKED GAZ AND THE HAVE HER READ IT TO EVERYONE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ellie: I'm not going to come up with any excuse other than, I'm just not bothered to do that
Spork: Lazy
Ellie: We've passed eighty thousand words, so I'm getting a bit tired, okay?
Spork: Pfft… whatever, drama Queen
Pleakley:
...okay... ahem ON WITH THE QUESTIONS!
you could chose betwen making love to gaz or having dib rape you or having to be taks sex slave for 1 month or be the tallest mate (yes i mean both of them) which one would you pick? oh and you CANNOT pick niether you MUST pick one of the answers i have provided.
Zim: ZIM DOES NOT-
Ellie: No, no, answer this one. It's interesting… in a really sick way
Zim: (twitch) Urgh… I hate humans… I hate Tak… the Tallest would most likely feel awkward… uh…
Red: If you pick us, we'll send you back to Foodcourtia!
Zim: …Foodcourtia… (twitches) Then not the Tallest! Dib and Gaz are both humans, and that's just sick, and Tak's so annoying!
Pleakley: Since threesum with gaz zim and me said sex slave, that would mean Tak has full control of the whole having it, right? And she would never want to do that to you, now would she?
Tak: Ew, no way would I let him do that to me!
Pleakley: Exactly. That means that, let's say that you picked that one, you wouldn't need to do anything because Tak wouldn't want you to
Zim: …That is a good point… I pick Tak!
Tak: But we're never having… you know what I mean
Zim: Agreed…
Pleakley:
2. would you rather make hardcore love to Nny or dib?(oh and when i mean hardcore i mean there will be blood) you cannot pick niether.
Zim: I wish not to 'make love' to ANYONE! GET IT IN YOUR HEAD, HUMANS! Especially when it comes to the Dib-stick! That's just sick…
Ellie: I guess you can figure out an answer for yourself. He hates Dib down to his Squeedily Spooch, so…
Pleakley:
you rather have gir give you a ** or ride you? please if he doesn't know what those thing me explain it to him. you cannot pick niether
Zim: …I don't get it…
Ellie: Explaining is as good as pulling this up to an M, so no. And I'm actually getting a bit nauseous now… I'm not kidding… I'm eating a sandwich while typing this, so…
Pleakley:
which one: 69 position with gaz, ** done by dib, or triangle with BOTH tallest. you have to pick one. p.s. triangle position is basicly the same as 69 except with 3 people.
Zim: (faints out of nausea)
Ellie: Oh crap, he's down… uh… does anyone know CPR?
Skoodge: OH OH! ME! (jumps on Zim and starts randomly shaking him) WAKE UP, ZIM! WAKE UP!
Ellie: …Anyone else?
Random Irken: I'm a nurse (she kicks Skoodge off Zim and does CPR) But you have to pay me
Ellie: Uh… I'll see what money I can dig up…
Pleakley:
would be worse reading a ZADR lemon or a ZATR lemon or a ZAGR lemon? have to pick one. if he doesnt know what they are show him.
XD all done that wasnt to bad right *suddenly disapears before anyone can hurt her* bye zim XP
Zim: (moans in pain)
Ellie: There's your answer! Now let's go to the next question (does that 'move on' movement with her hands)
Pleakley: I think that's a good idea… huntress of dawn has a message
I hereby cure ZiM of any pain he is in. Cuz im cool like that. This healing spell lasts through the next torture review, too. ZiM shall be protected.
)→huntress
FEAR ME DIB
(There's a flash of light and Zim is seen, sitting on the chair with no more scratches, burn marks and bruises. He's also wide awake)
Zim: THANK YOU!
Ellie: I think that's just what he needed xD Anyway… I think this episode's done.
Random Irken: How about my money?
Ellie: You didn't do anything. Huntress of dawn helped Zim more than you
Random Irken: B*tch (marches off, irritated)
Ellie: The next character we're going to ask questions is: A random Meekrob citizen!
Red: Seriously?
Ellie: Yep. You can ask him anything. He works at the Prison of Meekrob
Tenn: What's his name?
Ellie: Grumz
Tenn: …I think he's that one guard who I know! I hated him! He always teased me about the SIR units!
Ellie: Then you have my permission to torture him. No one likes a piece of energy bullying an Irken. Anyway, you guys can ask him anything – literary. Hope you have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, guys! Bye!
A/N: Okay… three important things I want you guys to read:
1. My internet was dead yesterday so that's why this episode's late
2. I'm making this T, now, because it seems that things can only get more messy and sick-minded
3. Grumz is not really a proper OC. He just acts the way I'm guessing the Meekrob act, so he has no real defined personality. He just represents the general Meekrob opinions. Also, he's name is a mix of Greza (meaning 'Prison' in Swahili) and Kumi (meaning 'ten' – a reference to Tenn being in prison – in Swahili), if you're curious, which you probably aren't…
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, everyone! =)