^^''' Most of you KyouKao fans out there are probably wanting to kill me, because I'm starting a new story, instead of updating Favors and Poems… Sorry… I'll try to have that up soon. Anyways, this is just a fun and twisted plotline… I hope you like it! Enjoy! ^^

WARNING: This fic will contain boy-love, possible near lemoness, crossdressing boys, affairs, and hilarity. You have been warned, so if you don't like, don't read. ^^

~A little while ago~

Rain pounded against the ceiling high windows and lightning illuminated the sky.

"Please Shiori! I'm begging you! I may have an entire family now, but that doesn't change what happened between us! Please! Have you no compassion-" The man on his knees was cut off.

"Don't speak of compassion Yori. What happened between us was merely a moment of weakness and misjudgment on my part. You went crawling back to that red-headed prima donna-" Now it was the woman's turn to be interrupted.

"Don't," The man got off of his knees. "Insult," He walked over to the woman. "My," His head tilted up. "Wife." Their eyes locked.

The two stayed like that for a minute or two, one daring the other to look away first, and vice versa. She gave in.

"You have no idea how much you hurt me," Tears filled her previously cold eyes.

"I'm sorry. But I must ask you again. Is there anything I can do to get you to help me?" His hand captured her chin, and gently brought her lips centimeters from his.

Her expression was fiery and defiant right before she closed the space between them, meshing their lips together in a passionate embrace.

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They lay tangled and panting in a heap on the floor.

"Just like old times, hmmm?" Yori trailed his fingers up and down Shiori's arm.

"Mmmm," was her reply.

As the two lay content, a thought clicked in Yori's head. Just might work…

"Did I ever tell you about my children?" He knew all about hers. Slightly uncertainly, Shiori shook her head. He forced a chuckle. " I have tw-ins. A boy and a girl," he lied. He was about to tell the truth, when an even better idea came to mind.

"Oh? I have three boys and a girl. The youngest is one of the boys. He's eighteen," Shiori began to ramble. Yori smiled, his plan coming together as they spoke.

"The twins are seventeen… almost completely identical." Without a pause, he changed the subject. "I have a proposition for you…"

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~About a week later~

"What?"

"You heard your father."

"But-but that's not fair!" One of the red-headed boys crossed his arms and pouted. "First, we all of a sudden have a ton of money, second, you're making Hikaru and I go to some fancy rich kid school, and now this? Why?" The adults looked at the two identical boys.

"Because of your father's sheer stupidity," Yuzuha replied coldly. Yori looked down guiltily.

"Please Kaoru. Just go with it. It's hard enough as it is without you being uncooperative," he pleaded.

"But I don't want to be a girl!"

XD I guess I should give you some insight as to what's going on.

The Hitachiins were going bankrupt, so out of pure desperation, the twins dad went to Shiori for help. (You'll find out who she is later on.)

These two have a history together. They had an affair way back when(about seventeen years prior), but it ended when Yuzuha got pregnant. The beginning of this chapter was obviously Yori seducing Shiori to get money to help his family.

The twins had never gone to Ouran, therefore weren't in the host club. *evil look* I'm not going to say anymore, because that's where the plot gets tricky and interesting.

I would also like to point out the last and best line in the chapter. XD It cracks me up.

Please R&R! Reviews=love, and love=updates. ^^ Thanks for reading!

~Cinder