Kisame, honestly, hadn't thought he'd see this in a millennium. Stuck within his own cloak pocket, perhaps while he had been drunk in yesterday's hotel, was a letter. A little love letter. Thanking whatever God was up above him, he had read it when his partner's slept and felt his face turning purple by the minute. It was probably meant for his partner. Yeah...probably.

With a sigh, he stashed it into his cloak once again and began to just merely hang it up, heading to bed. But, sadly, morning came rather quickly for the poor Missing-nin and he awoke slowly, his face going a deep shade of violet when he saw his partner looking at the letter. ...Hell.

Itachi didn't look to him for a while but after a long moment, he was handing the other the letter back, beginning to point to the oddly written letters. "Kisame, I don't know how you got this...but I think you were too tired to notice this." A painted finger gently tapped some areas. A crooked T here in the, a nearly rectangular O in love, another being B in believe and the last one a nearly sideways I in wish.

Kisame sighed heavily, letting his heart sink a little before he shook his head. "Mind giving me a hand in finding my mystery admirer, Itachi?" The Uchiha merely quirked an eyebrow at him, ever so faintly but it was there. Kisame gave a toothy grin before he stood.

In about two hours later, Tobi ran out of his room, pulling his hair and throwing letter after letter out of his robe, filled with cute faces of interest and the notes filled with this overly disgusting cheesiness. "Tobi doesn't like his new person~~~. He doesn't want a love interest!" he whined, tears streaming from his mask. Konan hid around a corner, giggling at the satisfied faces of Itachi and Kisame. Going back to her laundry duty, she slipped a new letter in Hidan's cloak and left it there for him to get later.

All in a woman's work~.