Title: What Do You Want To Eat
Author: ice
Genre: General, Humor
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: AtoJi
Warnings: Fluff; Crack
Summary: Jirou refuses to eat. Atobe starts listing off various food before finally getting fed up and asking Jirou what he wants to eat. And Jirou's response?

Disclaimer: I'd be one hell of a rich lady if I owned this series. And I wouldn't be writing AtoJi because said AtoJi would be being published and released on dvd.

"Jirou, Ore-sama demands that you eat something."

"Iyada."

"Jirou..." Atobe stood in front of the blond with his arms crossed, giving Jirou an annoyed look. "You have no eaten at all today yet."

"So? I just woke up."

"...Jirou..." Atobe practically growled.

"Fine, fine. I'll eat something." Jirou huffed. The blond sat in a chair in front of the heir, legs spread and hands on the seat between his legs.

"What would you like?"

Jirou shrugged in response.

"There's still some waffles left from this morning."

Jirou shook his head.

"Steak?"

"No."

"Pork chops?"

"Don't really feel like pork."

"Caesar Salad."

"Too boring."

"Peking roast duck."

"...you're going to import that?"

"...no. Thai curry."

"Too spicy."

"Pancakes."

"Too normal."

There was a pause beore the next suggestion. "...Eierkuchen."

Jirou gave Atobe a strange look. "That's just the German version of the same thing! ...No."

Atobe sighed. "How about some Greek food?"

"Mmm...no."

"Mediterranean?"

"Nope."

"Lebanese."

"Iyada."

"Italian?" Atobe was beginning to sound desperate.

"Hmm...normally, yes. But today? Nope." Jirou smiled peacefully at the exasperated and frustrated heir.

"Appeltaart?"

"Sounds nice, but no."

"Religieuse au chocolat?" Atobe was developing a tick at the blond's unusual pickiness.

"Wow, but no. Too sweet."

Atobe raised an eyebrow at Jirou. "Too sweet?"

"Yup yup." Jirou nodded sagely.

Atobe growled in frustration before letting out a tired sigh and asked, "Then what do you want?"

Jirou pondered for a moment. "Hmm...can I have you?" He grinned.

The was a pregnant pause as Atobe Keigo stared at Jirou. Then he sighed and agreed. "Fine. Let's go." He turned and walked back to his room. "Coming?"

Jirou grinned widely before jumping up and cheerfully exclaiming, "Yep~!" He caught up with Atobe and ran in front of the heir, stopping Atobe in his tracks. Then Jirou turned around and purred, "Don't worry, I'll sure you'll like it too," as he ground his ass backwards against Atobe's front before quickly skipping away down the hall.

"Catch me if you can, Kei-chan~" Jirou winked, leaving a stunned and aroused Atobe standing frozen in the middle of the carpeted hall.

Then Atobe snapped out of it. He smirked. "You asked for it." Then he caught a nearby maid further down the hall and ordered her to bring a bowl of fresh strawberries to his room.

He smirked. "Yes, I'll definitely have fun." He smiled predatorily as he stalked down the halls to his room, keeping an eye on his blond prey the entire journey.

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