Chapter 1

You could call him a doctor of sorts, a doctor of love if you will.

Finland never knew that all his years of being around Sweden would have its… benefits.

First of all there was the constant companionship of his taller, rugged friend, whom held his endearing name of "Su-san." He was known throughout the world as Su-san's "wife", and now there were people coming to him for advice. Him of all people!

He didn't however expect the actual questions of the people to be so… well… disturbing.

It all happened at a UN conference held in the springtime. He had been sitting next to Sweden who was next to Norway, discussing with the other Nord's how their lives had been going. Everything seemed so swell until America suddenly burst out, "Okay everyone! Since I'm the hero, I say that we deserve a break! How about it?"

"Oi America," England, who was sitting right next to America, shouted so the other— whom Finland thought to be deaf sometimes— could hear him. "What makes you think you're in charge? We haven't even discussed the major issues yet."America turned towards the older nation and angrily smirked at him, Finland thought his expression to be cruel, or the look a school bully would give to the wimpy kid on the playground.

"Well first of all, you're stupid England. And second, I feel like taking a break. The major issues always wear us out and make us bored anyways. We should at least rest for a while before we discuss them."

Finland actually thought America's argument was sound for once. He did agree that the major issues facing the world always made him tired and Su-san would often complain about headaches.

"Uuuwah! That sounds like a good idea!" Beamed Italy loudly, his eyes closed as he jumped from his seat. "Germany, Germany, it's time to take a Siesta!" He said making sure the larger nation right next to him heard him by shaking him ruthlessly until the other forced him to stop. Germany nodded after regaining his composure, "Yeah that sounds like a good idea."

"Oh no you don't, you potato bastard!" Yelled Romano across the table to Germany who was having his hair molested by Italy's cheek. "I won't allow you to take advantage of my little brother like that you hear! I'll make you pay with your li—" Romano's sentence was cut short by Spain pulling him into a tight hug and proclaiming, "Yeah! A Siesta sounds like just the thing! I was worried that we wouldn't be able to take one today, right Romano?"

Romano grappled his way out of Spain's clutches before proclaiming, "Shut up you bastard! I'm not going to take my Siesta until my little brother is away from that monster over ther-!" Once again Romano was gagged by Spain's hug and dragged off out of the room while Spain said something along the lines of, "Looks like someone is getting a little cranky, off to bed with you."

Finland laughed to himself before taking a look at Sweden, "So Su-san, what are you going to do during the break?"

Sweden looked at him with his cold hard gaze. His eyes were so icy blue and focused on him that Finland had to smile a bit more, he knew that Sweden loved him very dearly; and he too loved the larger, stoic nation, but there was no way he'd ever be able to tell Sweden that. Even with the fact that he had slept in the same bed as the other for hundreds of years, shared many kisses and words of endearment, and the fact that he hadn't been a virgin for the same amount of years as well. Even with all of those highly embarrassing truths, he just didn't have the courage to tell him what he believed Sweden already knew.

Sweden, never blinking, responded in his low voice, "What else 'f c'rse, sp'din time with m' wif'."

A blush appeared across Finland's face and he turned to face Norway who was getting hugged at the moment by Denmark.

"Oi! So we were thinking of getting something to eat during the break, do you two want to join us?" The loud, blond nation asked them. Sweden's usually emotionless face bore a glare on it as he stared at Denmark who was simply beaming at the attention, and Norway who was yelling at him to let go. Iceland took a drink of water and simply said, "Why not? It's been a long time since we've all hung out together."

Finland looked between Sweden and Denmark once again and shook his head, "No, I already promised Su-san that I would spend time with him during the break. We also need to catch up with Sealand, considering this is his first time actually staying awake through a conference. We should put him to bed as soon as we find him shouldn't we? He's probably exhausted." Sweden agreed with a gentle nod of his head causing his glasses to slip a bit.

Finland, with the smile still apparent on his face, pushed the glasses back up and took a hold of Sweden's hand to lead him along, away from the other three. "We'll see you guys tomorrow, okay?"

The other three Nordic countries looked at them and Norway smiled a bit, "Like a real family."

Denmark looked at the shorter nation and nodded, "Yeah, we used to be like that too, didn't we?"

Norway nodded silently, "I guess so…"

Denmark tilted his head, "What happened to us?"

Norway looked at Denmark and closed his eyes, "Easy. You upset Sweden so much that he threw a desk at your head and left. Finland just happened to want to go with him."

With the two Nordic "lovers" as many saw, Finland asked Sweden to go find Sealand. "I need to go get myself a drink and then go to the bathroom, I'll meet up with you two later to go out for dinner, okay?"

The taller nation, although reluctant, nodded, allowing his wife some privacy.

"T'hnk ya." Sweden said quietly. Finland released the others hand and smiled at him, "You're welcome, I'll see you two in a bit."

As Finland walked further and further away from the larger nation he couldn't help but feel the sense that someone was following him. He may've been going paranoid from all the years of living with Sweden but the feeling lingered the longer he kept his back turned. Giggling slightly, he turned around and started to say, "Su-san, I'm okay, I won't drown in the…"

He stopped his sentence when he saw Italy standing face to face with him. Finland found this odd because in all his years living, Italy had never once stopped to talk to him face to face. Probably because scary, old Sweden was always looming over him, causing a shadow to be cast over the smaller boy. Finland knew that Italy was easily scared, so without Sweden hanging around with him he would probably get to talk to Italy after all those years.

"Ah, hello Italy. Sorry, I thought you were Su-san."

Italy shook his head, "Nah, you're fine, I actually had something to ask you."

It wasn't every day that Finland got asked questions, usually they would go to the more well known nations like England or Germany for answers. So Finland was flattered when Italy wanted some advice from him.

"Sure, go ahead and ask me anything."

"Well, you've been with Sweden a long time haven't you?" He asked a little shyly now. Finland smiled, he knew that something was up. It was the same tone that Sealand used when he got into trouble at the house.

"Yeah, I've been with him for as long as I can remember."

"Well… I was wondering, what do you do to make him feel good?" Finland completely misunderstood the way Italy said the words. While to any other person it would sound like Italy was asking for sex advice, to Finland it sounded more like Italy asking how to make someone happy.

"Oh that's easy, if Su-san comes home from work in a bad mood then I usually cook him his favorite meal, or something that I know will bring his spirits up. You know what they say, a man with a full stomach is a happy man. But if he's still not in the mood I want him in, or he's over worked, then I usually give him a nice massage to loosen up those muscles. Then we go straight to bed." Finland said, not aware of what he was saying, or how he was saying it anyways.

Italy tilted his head with his eyes shut together, as if he were pondering something. "So let me see; food, massage, bed, right?"

Finland nodded, happy to help the younger boy. Italy beamed up and shook hands proudly with the Finnish man before yelling, "Ve~, I'll go try it out tonight! Thank you Finland!"

Finland waved, "Tell me how it goes!"

Little did Finland know that he had just given the young boy advice on how to seduce his larger lover. Finland got himself a drink at the water fountain happy that he could help the younger nation. As soon as he went to the bathroom he headed straight out the door to find his larger companion and adopted son.

Getting stopped once again however, Finland turned to see England there with a slight smile on his face. Finland smiled happily, he always liked to see England in a good mood. Usually England would call every month or so to see how Sealand was doing, or if he was safe. Finland remembered it well when England came to their door, having no one else to turn to.

England had asked him and Su-san to take care of his young son Sealand, because try as he might he just couldn't come to love him. Finland at first did not understand why a "mother" could not love his son, but he understood a while later once England had told him. He feared that if he showed any love to the younger child that he would leave him like America did. He was afraid. Afraid that Sealand would do to him what America did, break his heart and never show any love back to him. So when Finland saw England with a smile on his face, he couldn't' help but bring one to his own.

"England, it's good to see you!" Finland exclaimed, grasping the other nation's hands in his own in a friendly gesture, kissing him on both cheeks. England laughed a bit and nodded, "It's good to see you as well Finland. How is everyone?"

"Well Sealand sat through his first meeting at the UN today, and I think he did pretty well." England smiled, "I noticed, he sat next to me and France during the conference, and afterwards America gave him a large lollipop. He's grown really well. I can see that you're feeding him well."

"Well, Sealand doesn't really care for my cooking very much. He more prefers Su-san's. It apparently tastes better to him. But he's not very picky, he's actually a really good boy."

England smiled, obviously happy to hear that his son was doing fine. "That's good, I'm happy that he's doing well with you two. I knew that I made a good choice."

"He's been a blessing to us, I really feel like he's of my own flesh and blood. Su-san feels the same, I can assure you that." England nodded. "Thank you."

Finland tilted his head, confused a bit but smiled, "You're welcome, Sealand is always welcome in our home and so are you England. I've got to go now, it was really nice talking to you!" Finland said taking the other into his arms for a big hug. England hugged back and headed somewhere down the hall to who knows where. Finland walked out the door to meet up with Su-san and Sealand.

"Hanatamago must be starving, we should get back to the hotel room so that we can feed her, right mama?" Sealand asked, Finland nodded. "Yes Peter, that's right, I just hope she hasn't eaten up the furniture in starvation."

"M'st likl'y." Sweden said and Finland laughed. "You're right, she probably has. My poor baby."

Little did Finland know that tomorrow he would have to deal with a lot more than just his Hanatamago, or friendly advice. Oh no, for as they walked down the sidewalk to their hotel room rumors were spreading around the UN about the so called 'love doctor.'

TBC