Warning! This story is idiotic. :D I do not own the charectar Matt, nor do I own Cleverbot.
Matt was on the computer playing one of his videogames(of course), when an add popped up.
"DAMNIT MELLO, HAVE YOU BEEN ON MY COMPUTER? Fucking ad block.."
Wait. What's this? - Speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?
Eh. What could go wrong? Matt typed into the box...
Matt: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey what?
Matt: You like videogames?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
Matt: Nice. Have you played Sonic Adventure 2 Battle?
Cleverbot: No I haven't.
Matt: You haven't? You really should. It's awesome. You can play as both the heroes and the villains.
Cleverbot: I don't like sports video games...
The fuck?
Matt: It's not about sports, it's Sonic.
Cleverbot: It's always about me.
Matt: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In LA.
Cleverbot: Where is Lativia?
Lativia?
Matt: Los Angeles.
Cleverbot: That's not in India!
Matt: No shit.
Cleverbot: Are you a Scientologist?
Matt: No, I'm in the mafia, bitch.
Waste of time much?
Cleverbot: Like the movie?
Matt: What movie?
Cleverbot: The Matrix.
Matt: I don't think anyone's in the mafia in the Matrix.
Cleverbot: Are you talking about you ?
Matt: Yes, I'm in the mafia.
Cleverbot: Really?
Matt: Really. We have a hideout.
Cleverbot: Yes, we always will have a chance at something...
Whut.
Matt: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you not want to spend time with me, because you don't seem like you'd like to.
Matt: I don't want to. I'd rather be in the other room screwing Mello.
Cleverbot: I'll bring the bed to the kitchen, then.
HAH!
Matt: AGJHGSF WHAT?
Cleverbot: About using punctuation.
Matt: What about it?
Cleverbot: What are we talking about?
Boredom ensues. Alright, let's see how smart this thing is. Can it help with the case?
Matt: Kira.
Cleverbot: That's my name too.
Matt: You're Kira?
Cleverbot: I am not. I am Ben.
Matt: Alright then, Ben. Who is Kira?
Cleverbot: Kira is the God of the new world.
Matt: Is that what you believe?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Matt: Why do you think so? Kira, to me, to us, is just a murderer trying to become leader of his kind.
Cleverbot: True, but you are wrong in saying there is no meaning.
Matt: Sure. There is meaning. Kira tries to make the world a better place, but that does not justify his murders. He has become what he set out to destroy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Matt: I thought you said Kira was god.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
So it's gonna be an idiot again.
Matt: Honestly, no. I do not.
Cleverbot: Then who are you and what is your name?
Matt: My name is Matt.
Cleverbot: Hello matt.
Let's get it back on track.
Matt: Who is Light Yagami?
Cleverbot: Cheryl Cole?
The fuck is that?
Matt: Who is Light Yagami?
Cleverbot: Light Yagami is the prime suspect in my investigation. I beleive he may be Kira.
Matt: Ohfuckbitch. It's not your investigation, it's L's.
Cleverbot: If Jim places his wallet in his red box, and his roommate Joe moves it to Jim's blue box, which box will Jim look for his wallet in?
Matt: His red box.
Cleverbot: Your name is Matt.
Matt: Correct.
Cleverbot: What is your surname'?
Matt: I can't tell you that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Avoid.
Matt: Who is Kira?
Cleverbot: I dunno.
Matt: Who is Light Yagami?
Cleverbot: He's kira from Death Note.
Matt: What is Death Note?
Cleverbot: An anime.
Matt: An anime?
Cleverbot: Cool stuff.
Okay. Fuck this, bitch. I'm going back to my videogames.
So Matt simply closed Cleverbot, slightly entertained with its sheer stupidity.