7. When Harmless Fun Turns Sour

a/n: so here is the next chapter! I would just like to thank everyone that has reviewed and added this story to their alerts, I hope you all enjoy this chapter! It is also the last chapter that takes place during 'Big Time Mansion' enjoy! :)

Kendall's Point Of View:

"Oh yes! We got the media room!" I shouted happily as Lottie and I ran into the media room and locked the door behind us.

"Hallelujah!" Lottie exclaimed happily with the biggest smile that I have ever seen on her face.

"I can tell that you are happy about this." I said with a slight laugh.

"Yes! Oh it reminds me of my media room back home, except much more golf oriented..." Lottie answered with a laugh. She really does have one of those contagious laughs.

"Wait, you have room like this in your house?" I asked, I was completely surprised by this new development.

"Yeah. I mean I live on a huge farm, when we get blizzards, we have to do something. So my dad got this epic media room put in a few years back, and now whenever it snows or storms, we all just pile in there and watch movies, play wii, play x-box, play PlayStation, play game cube, I mean we have a Nintendo 64. Man, I love that room." Lottie said with a pure smile of happiness on her face.

"It sounds like a fun room."

"Oh it is, and the karaoke machine. Oh, such good memories. You would not believe how much fun Hannah Montana is to sing along to at three in the morning." Lottie said with another happy laugh.

"I'm sure that that is very entertaining." I said trying to contain my laughter.

"Wait, you have that look!"

"Whatever look are you talking about Charlotte?" I asked her. I knew exactly what look she was talking about, I was just trying to act like I didn't know. But it wasn't working, Lottie is just a tad bit too perceptive for that.

"Your look, you have all of these different looks, and the one that you are giving me now is the one that means that you know exactly what I am talking about, so spill Kendall Knight, spill." Lottie said as she raised one eyebrow.

"Well you know my little sister Katie."

"Yes, she is an adorable little munchkin, she reminds me of my niece Jenna, except for much, much, bigger. I mean Jenna is only one and a half." Lottie said happily. I knew that Lottie had a semi-big family, or at least she gave the impression of it, but I didn't know exactly how big.

"Oh that's so cute, you're always talking about your family, how many people do you live with anyway?" I asked. I figured that the best way to figure out just how big Lottie's family is, was to ask her.

"Well let's see, there's my dad's parents, my mom, my dad, my older brother Conner, and his two kids Jeff and Jenna, and then my older sister Caty. And then my Aunt Darla and Uncle Gregg live in the next farm over with their three kids Maggie, Marvin, and Marshall. My family is big on alliteration." Lottie said with a laugh.

I had done the mental math in my head, with all of the people that Lottie mentioned there were nine people living in her house, I had no idea how someone could do that. I mean back in Minnesota it was just me, Katie, and mom, and we were crammed.

"Wow, you have a big family."

"Not really I know people with way bigger, one of my friends is adopted and so are all of her siblings, and there are ten of them, and she lives with both sets of grand parents, and a few of her aunts and uncles, plus their kids, thankfully their house is enormous. So, what were you saying about Katie... you didn't think I forgot about that did you?" Lottie asked me. I had been so hoping that she would've forgotten about it, but I was not meant to be that lucky apparently.

"Damn it, I was hoping that you had forgetting about that, guess not. No, so Katie's last birthday party was Hannah Montana themed, only God knows why she chose that one... but anyways, she had mentioned to all of her friends how much I sang around the house, and this was before I realized that I wanted to be a singer. So, some how I got roped into singing Hannah Montana karaoke for most of her party, and one night I was really bored at three in the morning and I did it again." I explained.

"Oh really, I just may have to see this." Lottie said, she got up from the couch that she was sitting on, she then walked over to Gustavo's karaoke machine and looked at all of the CDs. "Well look at that, Gustavo has the Best Of Hannah Montana On Karaoke. I think it's a sign." She said with a laugh. Her laugh wasn't just infectious it was adorable. I mean not as adorable as Jo, but still adorable.

"Yes a sign that we should not sing Hannah Montana."

"Ha ha ha ha, no."

"Do we really have to do this?" I asked in an almost winning voice. I really was not feeling the Hannah Montana today.

"Yes we do, or else I will shoot you with my marshmallow gun." Lottie said as she pulled out a water gun that was filled with mini marshmallows in the place where the water would normally go.

"Yeah, except for one little thing Lottie, I unlike you do not fear marshmallows." I answered.

"I don't fear marshmallows, they just taste yucky." Lottie replied as she shook her head and stuck out her tongue.

"So if I were to threaten you with a marshmallow gun, you wouldn't run for you life?" I asked, this time raising one of my own eyebrows.

"Um... um... Why does it matter? I am the one with the marshmallow gun remember!" Lottie said as she slowly inched backwards towards the wall.

"Well let's see, Lottie, I'm about a foot taller than you, and I'm pretty sure I am stronger than you so I could totally steal your marshmallow gun." I replied with a devilish smirk.

"Which you wouldn't do because that is mean, and you are a generally nice person."

"I am, aw that's so sweet. And I just stole your marshmallow gun." I said with another devilish smirk as I took the plastic water gun like thing out of Lottie's hand.

"Okay you aren't a nice person anymore. But I am like half a foot shorter than you, not a whole foot." Lottie said, she managed to slip under where my arm was and get to the other side of me. "And I am still going to force you to sing Hannah Montana Karaoke." Lottie finished.

After she had slipped to the other side of me, she had made a mad dash for the karaoke machine, and had managed to put in the Hannah Montana karaoke CD. The Best of Both Worlds was now playing very loudly.

"Oh come on, if you are going to force me to sing Hannah Montana you can at least make it a good song." I said with a laugh as I clicked the next button on the karaoke machine. The opening part of 'If We Were A Movie' came on. I couldn't help but to laugh. "This one, this one is good, now Lottie, serenade me."

"I can do that actually." She replied with a laugh as she grabbed the microphone attached to the karaoke machine. "So how dramatic am I to make this serenade?" She asked with a smile as she pressed the pause button on the machine.

"As dramatic as you can possible make it." I said with a huge smile. I have to admit I was excited, Lottie just seemed like the kind of girl that max out the drama when she had to.

"Alright, but remember you asked for this." Lottie said with a laugh as she pressed the play button. "Uh oh, there you go again talking cinematic." Lottie began singing. I couldn't tell if she was singing seriously or not, but even if she wasn't being serious, her voice still sounded amazing. "Yeah you! Your charming, got everybody star struck, I know how you always seem to go, for the obvious instead of me, well get a ticket and you'll see. If we were a movie, you'd be the hot guy, and I'd be the stalker, you'd get arrested, in the end I'll be crying, watching the bars close, fade to black, show the names, play that stalker's song." Lottie paused as she waited for the next verse to begin. But first she turned to me and winked. I hadn't been able to help myself from cracking up when she was singing, if this was her redone version of 'If We Were A Movie' I just couldn't wait to hear her version of 'The Best Of Both Worlds' I swear, that girl is a genius. "Yeah, yeah, when you call me, I can hear it in your voice, oh sure! Wanna see me, and tell me to get out of here, la la, I'll be acting through my tears, I guess you'll never know that I should win an Oscar for this scene I'm in. If we were a movie, you'd be the hot guy, and I'd be the stalker, you'd get arrested, in the end I'll be crying, watching the bars close, fade to black, show the names, play that stalker's song. I wish I could tell you that it's all lies, some kind of practical joke, and we're together it's for real, no playing. Wish I could tell you there's a kiss, like something more then in my mind, I see it, could be amazing, If we were a movie, you'd be the hot guy, and I'd be the stalker, you'd get arrested, in the end I'll be crying, watching the bars close, fade to black, show the names, play that stalker's song. If we were a movie, you'd be the hot guy, and I'd be the stalker, you'd get arrested, in the end I'll be crying, watching the bars close, fade to black, show the names, play that stalker's song. If we were a movie, you'd be the hot guy, and I'd be the stalker, you'd get arrested, in the end I'll be crying, watching the bars close, fade to black, show the names, play that stalker's song." Lottie then curtseyed as the music faded out.

"Wow, I must say, I am amazed, I didn't know that you had it in you to totally make a Hannah Montana song perfectly amazing!" I said with a laugh.

"Oh yeah, you should hear my best of both worlds. I mean don't get me wrong I love Hannah, and her music and all that, but some of her songs are just set up to be made into parodies." She answered with a laugh. "Oh, and Kendall, it's your turn." She added with a smile.

"Ugh, fine." I groaned. "Alright Miss Charlotte, I will be singing Lets Get Crazy, by the always amusing Hannah Montana." I said as I took the microphone from her and pressed the play button on the karaoke machine once reaching the appropriate track number. "You ready? Lets go." I started to sing. It would be easy to change this song, I mean it was basically written to be made into a parody. "Life is just a party so come as you are, dress it down, or dress it skanky, don't ever forget your ID. Yeah. Just be hi, this style's contagious. Everyone can rock out like a rockstar! Lets get drunk! Get up and dance! Take a swing, do your thing, It's worth taking a chance! Lets get drunk! Yeah, just kick up your drugs! On the south time to shout always keep it real! Lets get drunk!Our songs, our drugs, our hair, our vodka, our laughs, our wine, our drunkenness, our beer! You see me on a mugshot, things are never different than they seem, it's an invitation, to every person, meet me on the dance floor and we'll make a scene... Lets get drunk! Get up and dance! Take a swing, do your thing, It's worth taking a chance! Lets get drunk! Yeah, just kick up your drugs! On the south time to shout always keep it real! Lets get drunk! La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, oh, oh, oh. Our songs, our drugs, our hair, our vodka, our laughs, our wine, our drunkenness, our beer! Lets get drunk! Get up and dance! Take a swing, do your thing, It's worth taking a chance! Lets get drunk! Yeah, just kick up your drugs! On the south time to shout always keep it real! Lets get drunk! Feel the fun, just begun, come on and dance everyone (let's get drunk)! Its an invitation to everyone! Oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh, yeah! Lets get drunk! Get up and dance! Take a swing, do your thing, It's worth taking a chance! Lets get drunk! Yeah, just kick up your drugs! On the south time to shout always keep it real! Lets get drunk!" I finished singing. I looked over at Lottie to see that she had been laughing like crazy, and had actually fallen off of the couch from laughing so hard. What can I saw, at that moment I was very proud. "Thank you, thank you very much." I said with a smile and a bow as I sat down next to my best friend that is a girl.

"That was not nearly as good as mine, but still pretty flipping amazing." Lottie answered with a laugh.

"Well, do you want to sing another one, and try and beat it then?" I asked her as I turned to look at her. I, myself couldn't tell if I actually wanted her to sing another one or not. On the one hand I kind of just wanted to chill, but on the other I wanted to hear Lottie sing, her voice is just so amazing!

"No, to be honest I just want to watch a movie, I am all Hannah Montana-ed out." She answered with laugh and a small, but growing smile.

"Well what movie? I don't really know what movies Gustavo has." I began as I headed over to the movie shelf next to the large projection screen. "Let's see, there's Star Wars Episode I, Star Wars Episode II, Star Wars Episode III, Star Wars Episode IV, Star Wars Episode V, Star Wars Episode VI, a bunch of Star Treks, The Fellowship of the Ring, The Twin Towers, The Return of the King, the Hobbit, the Wizard Of Oz, and then a bunch of movies that I don't even want to think about, so which one will it be?" I asked.

"Episode V, most defiantly."

"As in Star Wars Episode V?"

"Yes, I love Star Wars, yes I know that I am an anomaly, but just but the damn movie in, Episode V is my favorite." Lottie said with a happy smile.

"Okay, okay, I'm putting it in, chillax." I said as I popped the disc out of the case and put it into the DVD player. I then grabbed the DVD remote and sat down on the couch next to Lottie. "So you like Star Wars?"

"Like, more like love, you really shouldn't ever see Cal and me when we are watching them together, it is scary and entertaining at the same time but mainly scary." She answered with a laugh.

Once the main menu of the disc popped up, I pressed the play button, and we both shifted our attention to the opening titles, and once those were done with, both of our attentions shifted to what was going on on the planet Hoth.

Lottie's Point Of View:

"Lottie! Kendall! Open the damn door!" A voice shouted loudly.

My eyelids slowly opened and I looked around the room I was in. After a few moments I recognized it as Gustavo's media room. I remembered everything that had happened, the Hannah Montana ruining, and the Star Wars watching, the part that I did not remember however was the falling asleep bit. Kendall had also apparently fallen asleep because his eyes were closed and he was laying on the couch next to me.

"Kendall." I whispered loudly. "Kendall!" I whispered a little bit louder as I began to shake my friend back and forth. "Kendall whatever the hell your middle name is Knight! Get your ass up now!" I said in a normal voice, with a mean tone as I shook him. He finally woke up.

"Paul." He muttered as he opened his eyes and sat up.

"What?" I asked him, I was totally confused.

"My middle name is Paul. Now why did you wake me up?" He asked me as he rubbed his eyes.

"They are telling us to unlock the door." I replied.

"KENDALL! LOTTIE! WE KNOW YOU AR IN THERE SO PLEASE JUST OPEN THE DOOR!" A feminine voice that I almost automatically recognized as Callie's shouted.

"Okay! Chill out Callie!" I shouted loudly.

Kendall and I both got up and unlocked the door, in rushed Logan, James, Callie, Carlos, and Robbie. All five of them, after practically running Kendall and I over, plopped down on the large couch.

"Callie, Robbie, I know those looks what's wrong?" I asked my two best friends.

"James and I spilled chocolate pudding on Gustavo's white couch..." Callie began.

"Carlos and I let the cat get eaten by an alligator, and let the same alligator out, so it is now wondering around the house..." Robbie added.

"And I broke Gustavo's statue..." Logan added in, giving Kendall and I total and complete bearings on the situation.

"Okay, um, let's see, club soda, and/or bleach would work on the couch, a hot glue gun or super glue would work for the statue, worse case scenario, we need mighty putty, and for the alligator and the cat, I don't really know..." I answered.

"We could call your mom Kendall, she always knows what to do in these types of situations." James said.

"James, I'm sure that that's true, but don't you guys want to at least try and fix this by ourselves first?" I asked everyone. They all responded by nodding their heads (with the exception of Kendall). "Okay then, don't act mature about this, that's cool too, Kendall if you would please call your darling mother." I said.

"I can do that." Kendall said as he pulled out his cell phone. He dialed his mom's number and held his phone up to his ear. "Mom, we need help." He began. "We really screwed up at the mansion, please come as soon as you can. Okay, thanks mom, love you too." He finished. "Mom is coming with Katie, they ought to be here in about ten minutes, maybe less."

"Okay." We all said at the same time.

Once Kendall's mom arrived we all went into hyper-drive cleaning mode. This lasted for many hours, and then everything was fixed, and looked almost exactly like what it looked like before we had entered the mansion. Mrs. Knight had brought us all sleeping bags, and we had set them up in the main foyer. Mrs. Knight was gone and we were all tucked into our sleeping bags and ready for a mid morning nap (we had basically pulled an all-nighter to get the house back to the way it was), Gustavo arrived.

"DOGS! CATS! What are you doing?" Gustavo asked as he and Kelly entered his house.

"Well, we just wanted to spend the night to make sure that nothing happened to your house." Carlos said with a smile as he acted like he had just woken up.

I noticed that Robbie sent him one of her cute little flirty smiles as he came up with this. I was really starting to see why Robbie liked him so much. I had a feeling that tonight Callie and I would be coming up with an intricate and amazing plan to get Robbie and Carlos together (yes this is really what Callie and me do, we plan Robbie's relationships, but it's all good because she loves it).

"Oh, well then..." Gustavo began. Kelly gave him a little nudge like he was supposed to say something else. "Dogs, Cats, I just wanted to say, even though I act like I don't, I like you all, you are both good musical groups, why is there blue stuff coming out of my statue?" Gustavo asked (his voice got angry towards the end).

"Um, nothing?" Carlos and James replied nervously as they both shrugged their shoulders.

After this I noticed Callie's smile at James. This was her trying to refrain from laughing smile, which she only uses when she likes someone. I couldn't help but to think that I would have to create a plan to get Callie and James together too.

"Damn it, it's the mighty putty." I whispered to Kendall.

My best guy friend's sleeping bag had been conveniently placed next to my own, which made whispering what was really going on to him, very easy.

"It's what Lottie?" He asked me, his face was already starting to flush red with anger.

"It may or may not be mighty putty." I said. As I said this we all jumped out of our sleeping bags.

"What!" Gustavo shouted.

"And now we run." Kendall said with a smile.

"Oh yay! Running!" I said sarcastically.

"Yes, running, now come on, my mom's car is still waiting outside." Kendall said.

We all took this as a charge sign and ran to the door, and as we did this of course, we all burst into vast amounts of laughter. This was just one of those situations that wasn't all that funny, but was just made all that funnier by running for some reason.

a/n: so this is the end of the chapter! Woot! Woot! Yay! And Lolipop Pirate, you know exactly what part of the last bit of this chapter was for you ;), and IcePrincess013 you ought to know what part is for you too ;) Oh how I love my friend. But that is beside my point. So the Hannah Montana songs that Kendall and Lottie parodied are obviously If We Were A Movie and Lets Get Crazy. I hope everyone enjoyed that little bit, I mean don't get me wrong I love Hannah Montana's music (okay some of it, but there is just something about it that whenever you hear it, it just makes you happy and laugh like crazy), but it really is too easy to make fun of lolz. Well that's all for now, please remember to review. :)