Hello there, dear reader! Another Bleach story ^^ Enjoy!
I don't own Bleach, sadly enough.
Flaws In The System
Summary: Karin and Yuzu died, and are now Shinigami, oh joy! Yuzu, who is a natural talent is put in the 9th division under Hisagi Shuhei. Karin... She's special in her own way... She can pick any division she wants. She just had to pick his division, though. Then there was the flaw. It was his girlfriend. She must destroy the flaw to get what she wants. And she wants Hitsugaya Toshiro. HitsuHina, IchiRuki, ShuRan. Anti- HitsuKarin and KiraHina
There's always a flaw in the system. Whether it is a computer in Kurotsuchi's research division, or everyday life in the Seireitei.
The current flaw was a very simple one.
It was the fact that the Kurosaki twins had died and were now Shinigami. Just wonderful.
Now, we all know that the 11th division would never have Yuzu. She's just too sweet. So she was sent over to the 9th division, for her creativeness. She and Hisagi Shuhei-taicho got along very well, a good thing for a newbie.
Then, there was Karin. After the whole Gotei 13 forced Ukitake into retirement, Kurosaki Ichigo took over as taicho. His fukutaicho was Kuchiki Rukia, his fiancée. (Just how in the world did Byakuya let that happen?, someone would ask for sure.) Karin had many divisions that could use her. But she wanted a seated position above 20th seat, so she cut down to just five.
She was sure 11th division could use her; but she thought that Kenpachi was the kind to have favoritism over his subordinates. Just take a look at his fukutaicho! She was small, pink haired, bratty, and was definitely not as strong as the 3rd seat. She thought that that was unfair to a high degree.
The 13th division would be a good choice, too. Her brother was taicho, her soon to be sister-in-law was fukutaicho, and the 10th, 6th, and 4th seats were still open. But in truth, she hated Rukia. Rukia took her brother away from her and Yuzu, and for that, Karin hated her.
The 2nd division was ok, but she didn't want to be on the stealth force, or have that annoying snob Soifon to be her taicho, or have an overgrown moron to be her fukutaicho.
The 3rd division was short a few people, with Matsumoto Rangiku as taicho and Kira Izuru as fukutaicho. But she didn't like Matsumoto's way of doing things (drinking) and Kira-fukutaicho was just like Matsumoto…
Then, there was the 10th division. She came a little to late to have a shot at fukutaicho, a girl, Kazehana Koyuki got that position, but, she could probably snag a seat, and possibly the taicho's heart. Ever since that day so many years ago, when he helped her win a soccer game, she immediately missed him when he left, and developed a crush.
So Karin did what her heart told her. To the 10th division it is!
"Shut up, and put your money where your mouth is!" Someone screamed/sang as Karin walked into the 10th's barracks. It was none other than the fukutaicho, Kazehana Koyuki.
"Konichiwa!" Koyuki shouted, "You must be Kurosaki Karin! You wanna join the 10th division, eh? Well, I'll interview ya."
She had her hair up in a bun, it was brown and wavy. Her brown eyes with golden flecks shimmered with happiness that they had a new member to 10th division.
"What about Toshiro?" Her eyes no longer had a happy glow.
"Ok, first, it's Hitsugaya-taicho to everyone but her. And second, his girlfriend's over."
At that point Karin's heart broke in two.
"Wait, who are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about Hinamori Momo! She's the taicho of the fifth! His best friend! Also his girlfriend, but you already knew that!" Koyuki explained. "Anyways, you seem ok, I think taicho'll approve of it. I'll be back. Stay right here. Move, and I'll do something you don't wanna happen."
"Hai, Kazehana-fukutaicho!"
With that, Koyuki ran off, screaming, "TAICHO!"
And within five minutes…
"HOLY CRAP, TAICHO, MY POOR EYES! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!"
"Shut the hell up, Kazehana!"
"Shiro-chan, don't be such a meanie."
"Hinamori, how much time did you spend with Kuna?"
Ok, you see, the Vizard visited when Ichigo became a captain, since they're allies and stuff. Kuna Mashiro just ran around Seireitei screaming, "I'M BACK! I'M BACK! TOSEN'S DEAD! TOSEN'S DEAD! KENSEI'S A MEANIE! KENSEI'S A MEANIE!"
And then Muguruma Kensei screamed back, "MASHIRO! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
And then Mashiro kissed him, and the Vizard left so no destruction of poor virgin eyes would happen.
"Er…"
"Never mind. Anyways, Kazehana, what do you want?"
"A newbie is here! Kurosaki Karin!"
"Ugh. Just what I need. A new kid when Hinamori's here."
"Taicho… Can you please…?"
"I am, Kazehana."
And in another ten minutes, after Koyuki's apparent 'virgin eyes' were finally saved, the taicho of the tenth division came out.
"Oh, a hell butterfly?" Koyuki said as Hinamori came out and Karin was accepted.
"YES!" Koyuki shouted.
"Why the hell are you screaming?" Toshiro asked irritably.
"CUZ I'M HAPPY! The Kurosaki twins, Hinamori-taicho, Abarai-fukutaicho, Matsumoto-taicho, 3rd seat Akahana, you, and me are going to the world of the living for a mission! We all get to go under cover at Karakura High, and since no one remembers Karin and Yuzu, we'll all be transfer students together!"
"Oh joy."
"C'mon Hitsugaya-kun, lighten up!"
"I thought I told you to call me Hitsugaya-taicho."
Hinamori gave him this look and he muttered, "Never mind."
And that's how Karin's day started.
So... How'd ya like it? Review, please. Oh, and anyone wanna guess why Koyuki screamed, "HOLY CRAP, TAICHO, MY POOR EYES! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!"?
Next time:
Chapter One: The Mission
Matsumoto: We're going to the World of the Living! And I'm a taicho in this story!
Hitsugaya: Matsumoto, shut up!
Hinamori: Why are you always so mean to Rangiku-san, Shiro-chan?