CHArpER 2

As they boarded their transport vessel to new and surprisingly buttlike territories, none of the composed away team could get their sexy minds off of the subject of what had recently transpired. Spock's core was rolling with emotions, towards the Captain, towards Harry Potter, even towards McCoy and Chewbacca. Kirk was basking in his post-coital joy. Sulu, on the other hand, was pretty sure he was gonna get arrested or something, because he had just had rough sex with an underage boy in the middle of a crowded room.

Soon, the vessel reached the entrance towards the largest of the butts, one that Sulu assumed was the docking entrance. He put thrusters on impulse power, slowly but surely nudging into the opening through the two flabby cheeks. If anything was a sure thing, it was that Sulu was experienced in the art of anus-entrance.

The appearance inside of the butt was that of any rectum; that was, until they reached roughly twenty feet in. Then, slowly but surely, their environment surrounding them changed to one that matched directly that of a normal starship.

"It appears that the ship, which was previously surmised to be comprised of human buttocks, is internally identical to the USS Enterprise, Captain," Spock's smooth baritone ejaculated.

Kirk placed his hand on his chin attractively.

"Open da hatches, let's go," Kirk called, rubbing his hands together excitedly.

As they hurried out of the vessel, each crew member's mind was on the fact that they had forgotten to bring a redshirt. How unfortunate.

"I see you've discovered my... special ship," a grandiose voice called as they exited.

Every member of the away team immediately focused on the speaker. He was an attractive man, striking in a puffy Renaissance shirt and tight leggins that left nothing to the imagination. His cucumber, it appeared, was a large one.

"My name is Jareth. I am the Goblin King. This is my humble vessel... the USS Sexy. Allow me to introduce my officero numero uno, Spockizzle."

Kirk's mind, which had previously been focused on how this Jareth dude used ellipses in speech a lot, suddenly snapped to the officer in question. He was an ebony-skinned, just as sexy, version of Kirk's own first officer. Spockizzle had a very large, very dense, very attractive afro.

"And I am the chief medical officer," crawled a greasy voice.

The members of the away team, who were all bewildered at this time, looked into a darkened corner. Cobwebs hung haphazardly from the ceiling, and it seemed as if there was ominous music emanating from it. A figure stepped out, his long, hook-shaped nose exiting the shadows first.

"Snape!" came McCoy's startled call.

"Ah, not quite, my friend," purred Jareth. He was now twirling two crystal balls in his hand. "This is Snapeizzle."

And, indeed, this man was a doppelganger of Snape. However, his skin was a chocolate shade, though not the deep attractive dark chocolate that Spockizzle's was.

"So, who the hell are you fools?" Spockizzle spoke.

"We... are members of the United Federation of Planets, and I am Captain James Kirk of the USS Enterprise," Kirk stated proudly, though he was trying not to seem too hot headed in front of unknown lifeforms.

"Save it, Captain, we know about your Federation... and your ship," Jareth chanted, still playing with his crystal balls. "My ship is not called 'USS Sexy' for no reason, Captain."

Well, that was obvious, excluding Snapeizzle. Kirk nor anyone else could help but have lustful thoughts of The Goblin King and this exotic edition of Spock. But just in case, Kirk inquired, "And for what reason is that, Jareth?"

"You see, my ship... is equipped with specialized equipment that searches for the current sexiest possible being... in the 'Final Frontier.'" The tight-clothed king approached the away crew, focusing on Kirk, his crystal ball twirling becoming much more complicated. "Then... we capture it!" With the swift motion of both of his hands, the crystal balls vanished.

Breaking the bewilderment of the crystal ball illusion, Sulu called from the shuttle craft, "Sir! We appear to be moving more and more rapidly away from the Enterprise!"

"Turn this vessel around," The Captain barked, "do you think this is some kind of game, Jareth?" Kirk was right in Jareth's face. Everybody, including the USS Sexy's personnel, went silent. Kirk looked enraged.

"Oh, James... I think of this as much less of a game..." -the suave King looked slyly into Kirk's eyes, and to Kirk, the orbs almost appeared to be glimmering- "...than YOU do."

That was the moment their mouths collide, and Kirk felt like melting into the breathtakingly attractive King. Kirk fell to his knees, he'd lost all of his control. "This..." proclaimed Jareth, "...is why you were selected by my ship." Kirk could see the cucumber on Jareth perfectly through his pants, and it was noticeably larger. "You were selected...for me."

Jareth was already stripping off his clothing. Kirk did the same, and everyone around quickly followed. Soon it was a similar scene as from the bridge on the Enterprise, scarcely thirty minutes previous. Clearly, what Jareth had been doing earlier was not the only skill involving balls he was exceptional at. The Captain could not believe the things he was doing to his cucumber with his tongue.

Meanwhile, Spockizzle rushed at Spock shirtless, as if assaulting him. Spockizzle forced Spock to the floor, kissing his white chocolate body. As Spockizzle took off Spock's trousers, the darker version flipped the lighter one over, breaking and entering the Vulcan's tushy with his ebony cucumber. Each and every thrust was so very rough, was this what Spock himself was like to his lovers? Spock could only hope that he, too, caused such hurtful pleasure into others as his black counterpart did (which he did).

But suddenly the superfluous humping became more rapid and was hammering Spock's rectum even more. Spock found it difficult to see, but he turned his head slightly to witness just what was making the moment more enjoyable. He saw Chewbacca, who had pleasantly and surprisingly made a train by sexin' right on into Spockizzle's tucus.

"DAMN, NIGGA!" Spockizzle yelped, as the Wookiee's cucumber was moving like a tentacle of erotic satisfaction inside of his anus.

"RUPHGROWLARHARH," Chewie thundered, "GROWLLEHGHFF!"

And then they fucked forever.

THE END