Note: MegaMan Zero belongs to Capcom. That is all.

Chapter 7: Beginning of the Awesome.

"Hello Zero, meet Time-Out Chair. Time-Out Chair, meet Zero."

-Ciel

~~~~(insert random rock song here)~~~~

"MY SABER IS MISSING!"

Zero's scream of pure agony literally shook the base, scaring the Reploids and solitary Human occupant Ciel senseless (though I doubt Ciel has much sense anyway). Deciding their friend needed help, Ciel and Elpizo promptly ran to Zero's room, while he continued wailing whilst searching for his cherished weapon.

"Zero!" Elpizo cried, when he saw the Crimson Knight on the floor hyperventilating (an ability I never knew Reploids were programmed to have), "ZERO! SPEAK TO US!" Zero continued hyperventilating, sheer horror on his face. "M-my Saber..." he whimpered, "She's gone... I WANT MY SA-BER!" Elpizo and Ciel looked at each other worriedly, as Zero began crying. "I never should have left her alone!" he wailed, "She's probably frightened out there all by herself! WAHHH!"

Okay Zero, you're really starting to creep me out.

"Zero, listen to us..." Elpizo said calmly, "We'll find your Saber, even if we all get attacked by a Decepticon."

The minute Elpizo said that, they were swallowed up by a Plot Hole and stranded in a desert.

"Where are we?" Ciel inquired. "I dunno," Elpizo answered bluntly, "But that Decepticon looming over us looks pretty mad." Indeed it did. The three all screamed like toddlers and ran for the hills, the Decepticon following with reckless abandon. They passed by the Human settlement in Area Zero, but thankfully did not run into it. They kept running like mad.

Neige casually sucked on a lollipop while reading a book about being aware of things around you. A rather strong-looking man walked up to her, looking concerned as he stared off at the three and the Decepticon. "What...is that?" he inquired. Neige looked at the situation thoughtfully, then replied, "I dunno. Looks like some random people getting chased by a ginormous robot to me."

"...Not what I meant..."

"Well, gimme a second. I'm learning how to be aware of my surroundings. It's not as easy as they make it out to be."

"Of course, ma'am..."

The man sighed in frustration and walked away, wondering how Neige ever made it as a journalist.

Meanwhile, in Weil's secret super-awesome super-secret epic secret hideout (did I mention secret?)...

"O-ME-GA!"

Weil's scream was so loud, that it caused a random avalanche in a place nobody cares about...

"Avalanche!" a member of the Pokemon Nappers screamed in terror, as he and his partner promptly got buried in the snow and carried off, while two Pokemon Rangers hid behind a large rock, wondering what the blazing pineapple just happened and how it could be prevented.

Well, except maybe those guys.

"Where is that stupid Reploid?" Weil roared as he examined the mess Omega had made in his lab, "That useless piece of scrap metal...he drives me bananas!"

All of a sudden, Omega drove through the wall in a truck filled with freshly picked bananas. I kid you not.

"Where do you want me to drive them to?" Omega asked, grinning. Weil screamed in absolute rage, hysteria, and insanity, before grabbing a baseball bat and running towards Omega, who gasped and backed up, then drove off into the horizon. "YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!" Weil screamed, "DON'T YOU EVER COME BACK! I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!"

Then he heard screaming.

Zero, Ciel, and Elpizo all jumped into the broken window screaming their heads off, before disappearing into the rest of Weil's base. "...What are they doing here...?" he asked. He would soon regret that question, as a Decepticon suddenly rammed into his base, and, well...

KABOOM!

I don't think I need to say more than that.

...

Wait.

The cake was there. It was filming the entire thing, and when the Decepticon came, it ejected out of its hiding spot and used a hang-glider to get away. No one noticed, of course.

"Whoa..." Omega muttered as the debris flew everywhere. Suddenly, he saw someone approaching his vehicle. Namely, Weil. He blinked as the crazed cyborg ran to the truck with a baseball bat, then screamed like a toddler when said cyborg started bashing the truck like a madman. Thinking quickly, Omega backed up and away from Weil, and somehow fell into a Plot Hole, truck and all. Weil screamed in rage and ran off to bash something else with the baseball bat.

Which happened to be the Decepticon. Well, that problem was taken care of, at least.

After somehow managing to escape the Gentle Judges, Copy X was really starting to wish he could just run away from all his troubles. Thing was, the problems happened to be Harpuia, Fefnir, and Leviathan, and they would most certainly follow him all over kingdom come, because hey, they're loyal to a fault. Even when Copy X doesn't want them around.

And at the moment, he really didn't want them around.

"It's a small world, after all..." Harpuia sang, rather off-key. "London Bridge is falling down, falling down, my fair lady!" Leviathan sang, off-key. "Jingle bells jingle bells, jingle all the way!" Fefnir sang, inventing the term off-key. Copy X struggled to spare his ears the sheer agony, but to no avail, for they broke through everything he could think of to keep them quiet.

"Master X." Phantom's voice was sweet music to Copy X's ears. "What is it, Phantom?" Copy X asked, turning to face him as the other three stopped singing to listen to their brother.

"Master X, I have some bad news..."

Copy X looked very worried, "W-what kind of bad news?"

"Zero's Saber is in our possession. You know what this means..."

Copy X looked very pale as he realized just what Phantom was implying. All of a sudden, the building was shaken by a loud boom and Phantom's siblings ran away screaming. A large cloud of smoke enveloped the area and...

"Prepare for trouble!" Ciel's voice echoed.

"And make it...triple!" Elpizo's voice soon followed.

Copy X cringed, but the two continued as they along with Zero became visible.

"To protect the world from devastation!" Ciel cried.

"To unite all peoples within our nation!" Elpizo shouted.

"To protect the goodness of truth and love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

"Ciel!"

"Elpizo!"

"Zero's the name!" Zero piped in.

"The Resistance blasts off at the speed of light!" Ciel declared.

"Surrender now or you will surely lose the fight!" Elpizo exclaimed.

"That's right!" Zero finished.

"...What the pineapple did I just hear?" Copy X asked almost immediately. "The Team Rocket motto, Resistance-style, clearly." Phantom answered, looking concerned. The three crazies then examined the visibly shaking Neo Arcadia leader and his only sane Guardian with a critical eye.

"My Saber," Zero said forcefully, "Give it back, and I will not hurt you." Copy X looked at Phantom pleadingly. "Please tell me you know where it is..." he whined, not wanting to deal with another catastrophe at their hands. Phantom nodded, and disappeared within a cloud of smoke.

"He's getting my Saber, right?"

"Yes he is. I hope."

"He better. OR ELSE!"

Phantom soon reappeared, holding Zero's Saber. "I am going to question those freaks I call my siblings and see if any of them know how this even got here." he seethed, handing the weapon to Zero, looking at him warily. He knew full well how dangerous giving a weapon to the enemy was, but in this case, he had to make an exception. Zero accepted it gratefully, holding the hilt close...

...and started purring.

Ladies and gentlemen, proof that Zero and Omega have much in common.

Seriously.

"Mission..." Elpizo started, then Ciel and Zero soon joined him, "ACCOMPLISHED!" With that, they ran off into the horizon, without even being outside, because they're awesome like that and are able to defy the laws of physics simply because they never studied law or physics. Feel free to quote me on that one. I'm sure it spoke to someone. Maybe.

"I'm glad that ended with little pain..." Copy X sighed, "I was worried something was going to go very wrong. But that didn't happen and for that..." he paused, "Phantom, what's that rumbling noise?"

A monster truck suddenly drove right through the wall, being piloted by none other than Harpuia, Leviathan, and Fefnir, who were fighting each other over the steering wheel. However, they stopped long enough to deliver this important message over a megaphone.

"HERE IN NEO ARCADIA WE DON'T HAVE COMPETENCE! WE HAVE MONSTER TRUCKS!"

Never woulda guessed.

Resistance: 5. A WINNER OF THIS CHAPTER IS THEM!

Neo Arcadia: A WINNER IS NOT THEM. SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS. YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE.

Weil: 1. A WINNER IS NOT HIM EITHER.

Gentle Judges: 1. UM, THEY WEREN'T EVEN IN THIS EPISODE.

Mother Elf: 1. AND NEITHER WAS SHE.

The Cake: 5. THE CAKE WINS THE ENTIRE FANFIC BY DEFAULT.

The Decepticon: 400. IT MADE PRETTYFUL EXPLOSIONS.

Okay, I'll stop unleashing the incredible fury of the CAPS LOCK now.

Note: Is this still as insane as it should be?