I do not own the Fairly Odd Parents, the amazing Butch Hartman does.

"What do you mean you won't be here for the rest of the week?" Timmy shouted at the two flying personages before him.

"Sorry Timmy, but Jorgen has called all the fairies back to Fairy World to talk about Da Rules," Wanda explained to her distraught godchild, "but don't worry, we're sure you'll do just fine without us for week."

"No I won't, my parents are leaving this week to go on some ski trip and I'm going to be stuck here with Vicki!" Timmy said panicking and chewing his fingernails clean off his hands.

"Oh, we're sorry sport, but the last time a fairy bailed on one of Jorgen's rants, well..." Wanda and Cosmo exchanged concerned glances at each other, "we can't say, it'll jack up the rating of this story to much."

"What? First you guys are leaving me alone for a week and now you're breaking the fourth wall? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?"

"How's about this, make a wish that will last you all week to keep yourself happy." Wanda said with a pitying smile on her face."

Timmy was about to open his mouth but was rudely interrupted by Wanda, "No emergency wands or magic copy machines, we're not making those mistakes again."

"Curses," Timmy muttered under his breath, "well how about-"

This time it was Cosmo that interrupted Timmy, "Snow cone machine? Hot Tub? Oriental buffet? A big screen TV to go on the wall across from your bed?" As Cosmo said the items they all appeared in various places in Timmy's room.

"Thanks Cosmo, and those are all good and can stay where they are, but I need something that will help me survive against Vicki. It also needs to be vague enough to abuse, but specific enough to keep me out of trouble." Timmy said, thinking about what possible wish he could make to assist him while his Fairy God Parents were gone. Then it finally struck him, it was a real wonder why he never made this wish before. "Alright Cosmo, Wanda, I have the perfect wish," Timmy exclaimed boldly, " I wish that every time I'm in trouble I'll be able to find a way to save myself using my own means."

"Ooh, that is a good wish," Cosmo said and smiled dumbly to his wife. With a quick flash of their wands and a smoky poof the wish was completed.

"Well we have to go now," Wanda said while looking at a watch on her arm, "be good and stay out of trouble okay?" With that, Cosmo and Wanda disappeared with a poof, leaving Timmy alone in his room.

Timmy let out a sigh and slumped over to his window. The sun was setting, causing all of the buildings and trees to cast long and depressing shadows over the neighborhood. The warm summer air flowed freely into his room, making the silence of it all the more miserable. It was going to be a long week. He didn't feel like hanging out with AJ or Chester, he just wanted Cosmo and Wanda back to bring life back to his home.

"TWERP!"

Timmy quickly snapped out of his funk as he heard the horrid sound of who would surely be his executioner. Footsteps could be heard going up the staircase towards Timmy's room. In a frenzied panic Timmy looked around for any means of escape. Just as his doorknob was turning Timmy decided to test in vague wish and started to climb out the window.

"Here's VICKI!" Vicki yelled as she popped her head into Timmy's room, but the room was empty. Vicki stepped into the room and looked under the bed, inside the closet, and even the bathroom, but Timmy was no where in sight. Suddenly Vicki sniffed the air and turned her attention to something in the room. "Why does the twerp have a oriental buffet in his room?"

Outside, Timmy was carefully crawling along the side of his roof, careful not to alert Vicki to his whereabouts. He had to find a way down, but then what? He would have to come back and deal with Vicki eventually. Timmy didn't want to think about it, instead he made his way to the back of the house and jumped to the tree house. Or at least, he would have if his wish worked the way he thought it did, instead his hand barely made contact with a branch. Panic quickly washing over Timmy, he fastened his grip on the branch and was able to swing off the tree and crash into the backyard with minimal damage.

"Ow! What the heck? I thought the wish would let me jump farther than that." Timmy grumbled to himself, rubbing his hand which now had a long shallow gash going along it.

"What was that sound?" Vicki said from inside the house. She had heard a loud thumping sound from the backyard and was going to investigate.

"Uh oh, no time to worry about my hand now, I gotta get out of here!" Timmy said as he quickly got off the ground and ran for the gate. "Wait, she might expect me to use the gate. I have to find another way out."

Timmy looked around the yard and saw some crates stacked along the farthest end of the backyard fence. Without taking time to think it over Timmy quickly ran towards the crates and started to climb up them. When he reached the top of the fence he took a leap of faith towards the other side.