Little Toy Store of HORRORS

Chapter 8

So... I jumped onto some other dudes boat and started the engine. He was angry... anyhow... I sailed away. The sea winds were so strong that they almost blew my wig off. But I held on tight because NOTHING IS GONNA GET IN BETWEEN ME AND MY MONEY! When I saw the ship up ahead, I jumped on board and looked around for the Gir toys. The captain came up to me and looked down, bent down, put his glasses on, squinted a bit, took out his magnifying glass, squinted some more, and began to take out a microscope...

"OKAY! WE GET THE POINT! I AM SHORT!"

"Hm... m-hm..." He stroked his wierdo beard.

"Um... do you know, by any chance where the recalled green Dawg toys are?"

"Hm... m-hm..." He said. He pointed over to the left. There was a pool ful of baracudas, an acid pit, and some crocodiles on the way to Gir. I thanked him for the info and came up with a plan to get across. AN AMAZING PLAN BY ME! ZIM! I turned the rocket boosters on and flew over everything and gently floated down.

"Is everything ok captain?" Asked the sailor to the captain.

"I SWEAR I just saw a little green boy fly with a jetpacky thing."

"I think you need your eyes checked again."

"Ugh... Youre probably right."

"Either that, or youre crazy."

"Yes... I suppose so... but Im going to have to go with the eyes checking thing... see you tomorrow sally." And then the captain flew away... okay... I just made that part up... but wouldnt it be SO cool if he actually did?