This is dedicated to my Hufflepuff friend! Go Hufflepuffs! You are the best house!

GRYFFINDOR!

Cheer!

SLYTHERIN!

Cheer.

RAVENCLAW!

Clap.

HUFFLEPUFF!

Oh. That's unfortunate.

I pity you.

"imagine being in Hufflepuff, I think I'd leave"-Draco Malfoy

I don't want your pity.

I never want your pity.

You know who does?

You.

Gryffindork- 'Where dwell the brave at heart'

Slytherintoourhearts- 'use any means to achieve their ends.'

Raventalon- 'Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.'

If the Ravenclaws are so smart, then why, in the last thousand+ years has nobody commented on the fact that ravens DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE CLAWS?

If the Gryffindors are so brave, why is it that Peter Pettigrew was placed in Gryffindor?

If the Slytherins are so cunning, why did Harry almost get placed there, and he couldn't inflict bodily harm on a cockroach?

Hufflepuffs have never pretended to be something they're not. Hufflepuffs fight, and that is more than can be said for Slytherins.

Yet everybody wants to be in Slytherin.

Ravenclaws have, for hundreds of years, been too oblivious to notice the gaping inconsistencies in their house name. Not to mention, Cho Chang was in that house.

Yet everyone wants to be a Ravenclaw.

Gryffindor. Morons, all of them. Peter Pettigrew was placed there. A coward was placed 'where dwell the brave at heart.'

One must wonder if the Sorting Hat is faulty.

Or if Gryffindor is really the place for the brave.

Ponder that.

Most people aren't brave.

Most people aren't really smart.

Most people aren't cunning.

Some people are average. Some people like hard work.

Some people are Hufflepuffs.

I'm a Hufflepuff.

You're a Hufflepuff.

Deal.

It's not too difficult of a concept to wrap your mind around.

It's not rocket science.

Hufflepuffs rule the world.

Oh, we aren't your politicians, your scientists, or your soldiers.

We're everyone else.

We're the people.

And we're the ones with the power.

So, you might not want to anger us.

After all, we're all around you.

And we're watching.

And we're waiting.

Stay on our good side.

Or you'll regret it.

That came out so much more creepy than expected!