Omake:

"…and that's how Mommy met Daddy."

It had been ten years since that day and Naruto was tucking his two nine years old twin girls in bed; after that night Itachi and himself found out they quite like being together (aka having sex) and thus began their courting period which consisted of Itachi wooing Naruto by kidnapping him to a hidden house and giving lots and lots of attention (i.e. sex). Soon Itachi and Naruto had discovered that Naruto was able to produce children, a medical miracle that would have made him famous if he wasn't in hiding; Itachi coming from a traditional family (that is when he had one before he killed them all except his baby brother – but that's another story….), had insisted that they'd get married. They were very lucky for the internet and for Hidan (a member of the Killers Association which Itachi has been familiar with) who graciously agreed to perform the ceremony. And there he was nine years later married with children.

Sure he wasn't able to contact his family and most of his friends were dead – but he had finally found his happiness and that was all due to Itachi; he knew that deep in their hearts they would be happy for him once they looked over the fact that his beloved was a killer. Because really deep down inside Itachi was a loving husband who gave him plenty of attention and affection; a wonderful father the girls adored, after all he spend so much time teaching their girls how to protect themselves with weaponry lessons – they already could cut down a man with a pocket knife. Itachi was very proud of them and took them to ice-cream as reward, of course he had to kill the ice-cream vender but really it was his fault! Was it really necessary to ask the girls what they wanted to be when they grow up? And even though he lost a family he gained a new one with the Killers Association, a whole family who would kill anyone who would harm his little family.

All in all life was looking up for Naruto.