Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh

"John, thanks for saving me, I don't know what I'd do without you."

The movie was coming to a close, and the group couldn't be happier. It was movie night at the game shop, and they had picked two names out of a hat. Jounouchi had picked an action packed movie that everyone was excited to see, and Anzu's movie choice… well quite a few people tried to talk her out of it.

"That's two hours of my life I'm never getting back." Malik mumbled angrily. A quiet sniffle was heard over the bored audience, and all eyes whipped to the back of the room to stare at Ryou.

"What?" he said, yawning silently to himself. Another sniffle. Eyes darted around the room, everyone trying to find the crybaby.

"Honda, are you crying?" Jou asked, barely able to hold back his laughter.

"No! I just got something in my eye." Otogi raised an eyebrow at that.

The movie finished, and what should have ended like a normal movie night, became a minor nightmare for the hikaris.

"Women are so weak, they always need someone to save them." Marik was stopped by the remote being tossed at him, courtesy of Anzu.

"I know they're just like hikaris." Ryou glared at Bakura from his position in his lap.

"Well, not even our hikaris are that pathetic." The empty popcorn bowl soared over the room to meet Marik's head this time.

"That's what you think," Bakura ignored the little warning growl that came from Ryou's throat

"Bakura, our hikaris don't need us to protect them from everything that moves." Yami said, finally adding his two cents. Yuugi threw a smirk over at the other hikaris and flashed them the 'V' for victory.

"You're just jealous because my hikari needs me more than your hikari need you." Bakura said with an arrogant smirk, knowing he hit a nerve.

"That's preposterous, Yuugi needs me more than Ryou or Malik will ever need you two."

"No! Malik needs me the most; he wouldn't be able to survive without me!"

"Don't you guys think this argument is a little… pointless?" Ryou asked gently.

"NO!" Unsurprisingly, all three yamis had shouted at him in complete unison. He sighed collecting his stuff, as everyone else did the same, ignoring the pitiful argument.

"Let's have a competition to decide which hikari needs the most protection."

"You do that." Malik said bored.

"And have fun while you're at it." Yuugi continued.

"Just don't expect us to compete." Ryou finished with an innocent smile.

Bakura got up from his spot, and ruthlessly yanked a fistful of Ryou's hair to drag him closer. He whispered something into his ear, and pulled back with a smirk. Ryou let out a little shiver, and looked up at Bakura, eyes half-closed.

"Fine, we'll compete. Just make sure you keep up your end of the bargain."

"Ryou!" Malik shrieked from his spot near the door.

"You have to stop giving into Bakura every time he offers you sex!" Yuugi was sorely tempted to bang his head against a wall at Ryou's lack of control.

"Sorry," he shrugged "it's not my fault he's good at what he does."

"A little too much info, Ryou." Honda said a minor grimace on his face.

"He's right, Ry, You're going give poor virgin Honda nightmares!" Jou said cackling manically. Honda glared at him.

"I am not a virgin!"

"Of course not Honda."

"Damn it, Jou! I'm not!" Otogi watched the banter between the two and made no move to correct Jou. He calmly sat beside Seto and watched as the two had a wrestling match on the floor, as Malik and Yuugi chewed Ryou out about his sexual apetite.

Anzu sighed to herself as she finished packing up. "I'm going now, and before I forget, you guys are the reason I believe all men are idiots."

Seto and Otogi glared at her from their spot on the floor.

"You're also the reasons I'll probably end up a lesbian." She added.

"Because that would be a great loss to the men of this world, right?" Bakura sneered at her before going back to his argument.

Anzu reached into her purse pulled out a rubber ball and whipped it at his head.

"Idiot." She said, as she marched out of the room.

Seto rolled his eyes as Honda and Jou continued to wrestle, before finally standing up.

"I'm leaving, if you want a ride you better stop acting like an idiot and get ready," he stated as Jou and Honda rolled by his feet, "You have five minutes." With that he turned and left the room, Otogi at his heels after a quick good-bye.

"Please," Jou began, "He thinks by telling me he'll leave without me will make me come running after him. But we all know he won't leave in five minutes." Jou casually stretched out on the floor after saying this.

"You can take this risk all you want I need this ride if I want to make curfew." Honda grabbed his bag, and sprinted out of the room.

"Jou, you probably shouldn't risk this." Yuugi advised, though he knew there was no way Jou would listen to reason. He didn't bother waiting for a response as he continued lecturing Ryou.

Jou casually waved him off, and sure enough, five minutes later a car's engine cut through the arguments going on around him.

"Shit! That bastard is actually going to leave without me!" Jou jumped up, grabbed his stuff and ran out of the room, without saying anything to his friends.

"Will you guys stop patronizing me!" Ryou finally snapped at them. "You guys wouldn't be able to hold out on these offers, if your yamis were even half as good as Bakura is in bed!"

A choked sound came from Yami on the other side of the room.

"What are you talking about? Yami is way better in than Bakura!"

Bakura glared at Yuugi from where he was sitting.

"That's nice and all, but Marik is the best and he's the biggest!"

Marik sent the other two yamis a superior smirk.

"Let's have a competition to decide which yami is best in bed."

"NO!" the yamis cried out simultaneously.

The hikaris glared at them.

"You don't have a choice." Malik began.

"We'll prove who has the best yami." Yuugi continued.

"Once and for all." Ryou finished

What should have ended like a normal movie night became a major nightmare for both the hikaris and their yamis.

TBC

So, this is the prologue for an idea that has been bugging me for a while. If you think I should do it, just leave a review and I'll get right to it.